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August 27, 2004

Queer eye for the fundamentalist guyHumor

Fashion tips for terrorists in G-al-Q. The good Turbanhead has a great photo spread:

The [al-Qaeda] manuals devote special care to teaching recruits how to pass unnoticed in the West, and include the following advice... Don't wear short pants that show socks when you're standing up. The pants should cover the socks, because intelligence authorities know that fundamentalists don't wear long pants... You should differentiate between men and women's perfume. If you use women's perfume, you are in trouble.

Honey, if you're a gender-confused fundamentalist? Sigh... where to begin.

manish on August 27, 2004 12:46 PM in Humor · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post


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