Trying to get a Manhattan theater to tell me which Bollywood flick they were showing:

She struggled through something that sounded like the wonka-wonka teacher in a Charlie Brown special... ?What?s that first word again??

?Dill. As in pickle.?

Ah, dil. It?s a clue, Watson. Unfortunately, it?s also the first word in 17 million other Hindi film titles which mix-and-match dil, kya, main, nahin, and pyar. Like the housing developments of Seattle (timber, wood, lake, lawn), no other words are allowed.

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