The India Abroad Center For Political Awareness has done a nice little summary of the 2000 census data about the Indian American community. For those of you SM readers too lazy to read the whole thing you have me here to summarize it for you, with my own observations thrown in as a bonus. The highlights:

  • Indian Americans use Social Security benefits much less than the general population and significantly lower than even the Asian population. (We need to grab our piece of the pie out of that “lock box” folks)

  • A significant number of Indians live in poverty in Rhode Island, Puerto Rico, D.C., and New York. (I didn’t even know Indians lived in Rhode Island except to attend Brown)

  • Indians account for 0.68% of the U.S. population (Represent!)

  • 96.70% of Indians live in Urban areas as opposed to 79% of the general population. (That really sucks if you are brown and live in a small town)

  • Nearly 2/3 of the Indian American population is 35 years old or younger. This is the largest difference between Indian Americans and the general population. (The really young ones are turning into little punks. I worry about this)

  • As this large group of young people hits retirement age we will begin to require a larger amount of healthcare, social security, and retirement facilities (Whatever. I plan to have rich kids to take care of me.)

  • 6.6% of Indian Americans live in the same house with their grandchildren (Wow. That’s less than I thought. But my kids will take me in, I’m sure.)

  • Since 1994, between 32.3% and 54.1% of the eligible Indian American population voted in each election (not good folks).

  • Indian Americans are 3.5 times more likely to have a professional degree (what a pain in the ass it has been living up to that stat).

  • Indian American children tend to start school earlier than children in the general population (NERDS!).

  • Indian women are more than twice as likely not to have any schooling (foul!).

  • While the general population has only 19.38% more people in poverty than the Indian American population, it receives 176% more public assistance (damn slackers).