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October 08, 2004

Girl wins $5 million lotteryNews

20 year old Beenish Tariq from Flushing, NY just hit the jackpot. From the New York Lottery website:

“I held onto the ticket for so long because I knew I wanted to get everything in order before I claimed it,” said Tariq, a finance major. “I knew right away that I would share with my family; I just didn’t know how to split up $5,000,000.”

Tariq, who plans to graduate in May of 2005, said she will re-invest at least part of her prize in her continued education. “Now I’ll be able to go on to get my Masters and pay for my sister’s tuition too; she’ll be a freshman next year.”

Damn, I just realized what a horrible person I am because if I had won $5 million I would have funded an insurgency on some small island nation in order to put myself in charge, instead of sharing it with my family. Beenish if you are reading this, I am VERY single.

abhi on October 8, 2004 01:34 PM in News · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



3 comments

 1 · andrea on October 8, 2004 02:52 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

she's a finance major and she couldn't figure how to split up the money

just had to (snarkily?) point that out.

lucky, lucky girl......


 2 · Manish Vij on October 8, 2004 03:01 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Desi island nation coup? That's been done. Or perhaps you prefer a mountain view. Either way, Mr. Motumbo of Nigeria can book your tickets and arrange your coup. Simply wire $5M to the following account...


 3 · M.Tahir Qureshi on August 12, 2005 08:13 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Wow, she is really very very lucky and I hope she will continue efforts in life by the grace of GOD, and I pray all of her family to success in all in their minds.


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