According to Sky ShowBiz, Liz Hurley it seems is planning an elaborate Indian wedding to marry long-time boyfriend Arun Nayar. But who is giving her away?

…a close pal of the posh beauty told the paper: “Liz wants Hugh [Way too attractive ex-boyfriend Hugh Grant] to give her away because they remain really close friends.”

Oh, hellls no. Ain’t no ex-boyfriend gonna give away my future wife to me. What is Arun thinking? Grow a set dude. This reminds me of Kill Bill vol. II.