It’s our favorite scheme by a racist diamond magnate to civilize the natives by re-educating them in jolly old England! Three desis are Rhodes Scholars this year:
| Who | School | Hometown | Major | How saving the world |
| Ian Desai | Chicago | Brooklyn, NY | Ancient studies | South Asia Watch |
| Swati Mylavarapu | Harvard | Gainesville, FL | Human rights | Nicaraguan democratization |
| Kazi Rahman | Harvard | Scarsdale, NY | Social studies | Bangladesh Rural Advancement Committee |
Mylavarapu is an ex-debater. Word.
Although technology drives history (fire, metal, stirrups, guns, electricity, airplanes, computers…), technologists are usually excluded. I’m not bitter, really.




