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Last night I went to the Knitting Factory in Hollywood to check out M.I.A. (who we have profiled here before). Admittedly, I was not familiar with the lovely Maya Arulpragasam’s music BUT I am a fan of live music as well as beautiful women. I was a little bummed before the concert because all my friends had bailed on me and I would be going all alone. I resolved to turn tragedy to triumph by getting Maya to take pity on me and allowing me to be a groupie after the show. On my way to the venue I got a call from my friend Sanjay who was one of those forced to bail on the evening. I told him it was okay and then informed him of my new plan to win her sympathy. Then he told me something that would plant a seed of doubt into my subconscious and eventually ruin my night. Sanjay told me that if I got to meet Maya I should ask her why her website has a link to an organization (TRO) associated with the LTTE terrorist organization. Was Maya a Tamil Tiger sympathizer? “Boy, don’t you know that would completely ruin my game?” What? Could I be like, “Hey Maya…um…I think you are so very pretty and talented and I’d like to get to know you better…umm…do you support terrorism?”

So as you can tell by the pictures I took with my cell phone camera, I was right up next to the stage. Maya is very petite. She came out with this baggy “scrub-like” outfit with lightning bolts. It reminded me of an old-school San Diego Chargers uniform. Totally concealed all her girlie parts but I was mesmerized. She doesn’t really do any of the well choreographed dances like all the pop stars, thank God. She just bumps up and down in this cute little way that got me. Anyways, as far as the music I couldn’t understand a damn thing. I was not quite sure if she was even singing in English, although I am sure she must have been. Dancehall just isn’t my thing I guess. It didn’t matter though. The bond between us had no need for understandable words, and I swear she looked directly at me several times. Then my night began to unravel. I saw tigers everywhere I looked, and Sanjay’s words kept echoing in my mind. The picture below is that of an animation of a running tiger that was playing in the background on stage. Was this a message to all the LTTE sympathizers to stay strong? Later Maya changed and came back in this really short short yellow skirt and a tee-shirt, and was looking all fine. Instead of focusing on her beautiful legs and trying to decipher her lyrics, my eyes were drawn to the baggy t-shirt she wore with the print of a tiger on it. Damn you Sanjay. I tried to get another picture of Maya in her new yellow outfit but my cell phone battery died. The guy behind me patted me on the shoulder in sympathy as he saw my screen fade to black. Foiled again.

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The Asian Tribune reported on the TRO:

The TRO and LTTE have already come under scathing criticism over the mishandling of disaster relief funds and material. TRO agents in Norway are manipulating both Tamil children and their Norwegian counterparts to raise funds ostensibly for the disaster victims in Northern Sri Lanka. Norwegian lawyer and a former Amnesty International Council Member F. Rovik said that TRO is not registered as a humanitarian body to raise funds in Norway

So was she any good? The set was really short. Only 45 minutes. I couldn’t understand a single lyric. She was damn cute though, and the music was very dance-able. But beyond that, this is a cautionary tale as to why you should NEVER become a blogger. You will become fixated on bringing the truth to the people and it will suck the joy out of your life. Alas, the union between myself and M.I.A. was not to be. I can’t help but feel though, that we shall meet again. Somewhere in time…