Number of Blog Posts on Sepia Mutiny: 1000+ as of today

Number of Comments: 5900+

Number of Fundamentalists (of one cause or another) that now hate us: 3598

Number of times my mom has started speaking in Gujarati because she thinks my phone is bugged because of SM: 6

Number of bomb threats at SM headquarters: 3

Number of times either Apul or I have met Rohini Reese after becoming bloggers: 0

Number of dates/lovin’ ANY of us have gotten because of SM: 0

Your continued visits to our site: PRICELESS (until you are hopelessly addicted and we can find a way to charge a price for this)

We at Sepia Mutiny would like to continue to thank our wonderful readers (except the prick that mailed us a picture of the Voodoo dolls of the seven of us). Earlier today we blogged our 1000th post. We STILL haven’t jumped the shark. We will all be getting s*it-faced in the basement of our North Dakota headquarters tonight. If you can find us you are more than welcome to join.