« He doesn't like me but his brother might · Main · Holi Day munchies »

March 25, 2005

Come join the Warner Brothers and the Warner sister Dot.Film

24night.jpe
Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan (better known by his first initial and/or his chosen middle name "Night") has fled the magic kingdom.

Walt Disney has lost one of its brightest directors, M Night Shyamalan, to Warner Bros. Shyamalan was also one of its biggest moneymakers. His four films in a row for Disney have grossed?over $2 3 billion worldwidein theatrical receipts and video sales.
Creative differences over Shyamalan's new project, Lady In The Water, led to the parting, Hollywood's trade papers reported.

The uber-talented Philadelphian is a unique force in Hollywood; even his...um...critic-deemed flops (ahem, "The Village") earn almost a quarter of a billion dollars worldwide. Speaking of that paranthetically mentioned flick, no major stars lent pixie dust to that production. As the linked article notes, it was our boy Manoj who drew moviegoers in, and that's something that deserves props.

Shyamalan has steadily built a reputation for making films on medium size budgets of $50-$75 million by offering the stars part of the film's gross. There was speculation last year that Fox had offered him to direct the Booker Prize winning novel Life Of Pi the studio had acquired about three years ago.

Perhaps he'll cast someone vaguely Asian-looking to play pool-named protagonist Piscene Molitor Patel. One fervently hopes. After all, that comment thread is FUN.

I'll close by enclosing the following priceless tidbit; apparently Rediff knows something about Pennsylvania that we don't.

Shyamalan's first film, a coming of age cross-cultural story, was shot in India. His subsequent films have been made in his home state of Philadelphia. The new movie would also be shot there. But if he takes up Life Of Pi, which has some of its crucial sequences set in India, he might have to visit the country of his birth and shoot there after nearly 14 years.

Hey, that's fine with me. Philly's the only part of PA I go to... ;)

anna on March 25, 2005 09:58 AM in Arts and Entertainment, Film, Humor · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



20 comments

 1 · Manish Vij on March 25, 2005 10:09 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ah yes, Philly: state of brotherly love, and cream cheese.


 2 · Maitri on March 25, 2005 10:38 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

It's not a small world after all.

Since our Mr. Shyamalan has a yen for bit parts in his own films, whom is he going to portray in The Life Of Pi? The zebra, hyena and orangutan present novel choices.


 3 · Mike on March 25, 2005 11:01 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ah PA. Philly and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.


 4 · Oeth on March 25, 2005 11:02 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

whom is he going to portray in The Life Of Pi? The zebra, hyena and orangutan present novel choices.

Perhaps the inflatable raft, to represent his id.


 5 · Sluggo on March 25, 2005 11:05 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Uber-talented

If he's uber talented then so am I Anna :)


 6 · A N N A on March 25, 2005 11:16 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

oh, word? you directed something like "the sixth sense" TOO?? ;)


 7 · Oeth on March 25, 2005 11:21 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

you directed something like "the sixth sense" TOO??

Because you're only as good as your fifth-oldest movie.


 8 · A N N A on March 25, 2005 11:24 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

if your fifth-oldest flick is "sixth sense", hell fucking yeah.

i've NEVER experienced that kind of twist since...besides, mischa's in it. duh. :D


 9 · rajesh on March 25, 2005 11:24 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sluggo, you gotta admit, the guy has a knack for suspense and cinematography; and while his Hitchcock-esque late-inning plot twists are getting a little tired and predictable, it's a decent gimmick to draw moviegoers.


 10 · Oeth on March 25, 2005 11:33 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

i've NEVER experienced that kind of twist since....

"The Usual Suspects."


 11 · Sluggo on March 25, 2005 11:45 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Rajesh, I will admit that 'The Sixth Sense' was a well written, well directed, and well acted film. I was skeptical with 'Unbreakable' but I liked it also. 'Signs' was pathetically stupid and I figured out the Village a 1/3 of the way into it; M. Night does have talent I'm not denying that what so ever...but uber-talented no...

oh, word? you directed something like "the sixth sense" TOO?? ;)


Say baby, can I be your slave
I’ve got to admit girl, you’re the shit girl
And I’m diggin’ you like a grave
Now do they call you daughter to the spinnin post, or
Or maybe Queen of 2,000 moons
Sister to the distant, yet risin’ star
Is your name Yimmy-Ya
Oh hell nah, it’s got to be Oshun
Ooo, is that a smile me put on your face child
Wide as a field of Jasmine and Glover
Talk that talk honey, walk that walk money
Hound legs that’ll spank Jehovah
Shit, who am I?
It’s not important
But they call me brother to the Night
And right now
I’m the blues in your left thigh
Tryin to become the funk in your right
Who am I?
I’ll be whoever you say
But right now, I’m the sight raped hunter
Blindly pursuing you as my prey
And I just wanna give you injections, of sublime erections
And get you to dance to my rhythm
Make you dream archaetypes, of black angels in flight
Upon wings, of distorted, contorted, metaphoric jism
Come on slim
Fuck yo’ man, I ain’t worried about him
It’s you who I wanna step to my scene
Cause rather than deal with the fallacy
Of this dry ass reality
I rather dance and romance your sweet ass, in a wet dream
Who am I?
Well they all call me brother to the Night
And right now, I’m the blues in your left thigh
Trying to become the funk in your right
Is that alright

In my mind I'm a uber talented director :P


 12 · sluggo on March 25, 2005 11:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

woops, forgot to give the info, 'Love Jones'.


 13 · A N N A on March 25, 2005 12:01 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
woops, forgot to give the info, 'Love Jones'.

never saw it. maybe if MANOJ had directed it...

;)


 14 · Sluggo on March 25, 2005 12:09 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Grrr.. come on..I've been up for over 24hrs now..i'm going loopy.....
I see beds


 15 · rajesh on March 25, 2005 12:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Wait, I'm confused. Are you saying you directed Love Jones?

If so, in accordance with the history of this site and famous people, I'm gonna need to get your e-mail address and contact information.


 16 · sluggo on March 25, 2005 12:49 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

In my mind I'm a uber talented director :P


 17 · rajesh on March 25, 2005 01:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Oh I get it now. Sorry, I went to the Midvale School for the Gifted.


 18 · sd on March 25, 2005 07:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Well, he sure as hell had something to do with this uber-flop : The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan

It aired last summer on Sci-Fi Channel just before The Village hit theaters, it was a "documentary" starring M. Night Shyamalan, very painful to watch and... well, here's an excerpt from Answers.com :

"...A recent 'documentary' about his life, aired on the Sci-Fi Channel, claimed that Shyamalan was legally dead for nearly a half hour while drowned in a frozen pond in a childhood accident, and that upon being rescued he has had experiences of communicating with spirits. The Sci-Fi Channel also claimed that Shyamalan had grown angry when he had discovered that the documentary would reveal certain personal secrets, and had therefore withdrawn from participating. The Sci-Fi Channel later admitted that both the 'documentary' itself and Shyamalan's objections to it were part a hoax, perpetrated with Shyamalan's participation."

Other than that, he's good at what he does and I'm glad to see he's switching focus with "Life of Pi" (speaking of that, Dean Georgaris, not Shyamalan, is writing the adaptation for this film).


 19 · Niki on March 25, 2005 11:13 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

annachy u like philly because i am here.. rt? :)


 20 · CARL on April 2, 2008 01:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

5 · Sluggo said

Uber-talented

If he's uber talented then so am I Anna :)

I AM ACTOR I AM LOOKING FOR WORK


Add a comment
         
 
   
   
 
Remember me?   

To prevent comment spam, please type the word brown below:


Note: Please don't feed the trolls. Requests for celebrities' contact info or homework assistance; racist, abusive, illiterate, content-free or commercial comments; personal, non-issue-focused flames; intolerant or anti-secular comments; and long, obscure rants may be deleted. Unless they’re funny. It’s all good then.

   
If you don't see your comment yet:
Wait 15 seconds and refresh your browser, don't post a duplicate.