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June 01, 2005

How many bloggers fell victim to the streets...Blog

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It is with heavy hearts that we would like to say thank you and good luck to SM blogger Apul. This past weekend Apul resigned from SM to move on to other projects. I should have guessed something was afoot when I noticed that his desk at our North Dakota HQ had been cleaned out and that the contingent of monkeys he employs to scour the web for stories of interest had been unfed in days. Coincidentally, since Apul’s sudden departure, we haven’t seen Super Jagjit around either. Should he decide to give up his new found mortality, there will be a place for him here. Below is a recap of Apul’s Greatest Hits on SM. Click on the links and pour some out for him while you read.

-Everyone’s having sex but you

-Justice Department distributes tutorials on head coverings (click on the link that says, “Common Redneck Head Coverings”

-Jagjit is da man

In other news the three individuals pictured below were seen snooping around our North Dakota neighborhood. They look like bad news to me.

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abhi on June 1, 2005 03:35 PM in Blog · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



11 comments

 1 · runnerwallah on June 1, 2005 04:13 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Kneel before Zod!


 2 · Punjabi Boy on June 1, 2005 04:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)


Good Luck Apul! You made me smile and laugh many times!



 3 · Rigor Mortis on June 1, 2005 04:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sorry to see you go. Looking forward to seeing you show up again..
Lifecycle of Bloggers


 4 · Rigor Mortis on June 1, 2005 04:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Why don't my Anchors Work?!
http://www.minjungkim.com/?p=2675


 5 · thats too bad on June 1, 2005 09:07 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Too bad he's gone. My favorite Apul post was the one about Dr. Phil and some trash parents trying to return an Indian child they adopted. Hilarious!


 6 · Punjabi Boy on June 2, 2005 06:45 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)


My favourite Apul post was when Christina Aguilera was visiting India and next to a picture of her looking insane he wrote 'In a reversal of standard health care procedure it is the first time that doctors have advised Indians to be vaccinated instead of the tourist"

Hilarious!! Still makes me laugh.


 7 · DesiDancer on June 2, 2005 10:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ooh! can we roast Apul as a send-off?

I'm torn between the postings of marrying dogs and trees, or this gem--

Could there be anything better than an orgy of sepia theatre? Yes. An orgy of lesbian strippers.

so many classic Apul lines to choose from...


 8 · Punjabi Boy on June 2, 2005 11:14 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)


Where is Apul going!? We have to know so we can follow his career!


 9 · Punjabi Boy on June 2, 2005 06:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)


The dude on the left looks like our current hero Dalip Singh


 10 · Ajai Raj on June 4, 2005 10:10 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Does not


 11 · abhijay on June 6, 2005 07:16 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I'm outraged by Apul's resignation. Why is he resigning in Nixonian disgrace? What are these new projects? How can Sepia Mutiny be respected as a serious outlet for online blogtastic journalism when its cherished contributors is uncermoniously swept under the rug?

I am confident Apul will lead the rising of the real mutiny. And I will be there with him. Holding his sword and such.


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