It's no secret that I adore Wikipedia, after all, I inflict my preference for it on you whenever I can. ;) SM tipster bl00t sends me somewhere that looks and feels familiar, but only in structure. Confused? Let me quote from the "wiki" on India:
Under Culture:
India has a rich cultural Heritage, but it doesn't really matter because it is quickly being displaced by the more evolutionarily fit American Culture. The Taj Mahal, a burial plot for some woman who died a long time ago, is important because it is featured in many American Saturday morning cartoons.
Under Origin of Name:
Christopher Columbus named India after the Native Americans who first colonised the region. Some people claim that the Vikings discovered India first, but they aren't really an oppressed minority so we can ignore them.
Because India's name had to rhyme with Pakistan, it was given the name Hakistan in the finest tradition of Hackensack, NJ. (It is also called Hindustan by some ignorant fools).
Under Trivia:
Indian food is known internationally for its spiciness and funny names such as sari, salwar kameez, Buddha, and condoleeza rice.
Under Economy:
India is currently involved in a takeover bid for the region of Kashmir, a key garment district which is home of the famous sweater.
Right.
Now after reading all that, I can't decide if it was funny, slightly amusing or almost insulting. If only it had some Asian-looking Orcs in it to make it obvious for me. Alas, it lacks such glaring evidence of prejudice. What say you, dear readers? Did it tickle your phunny bone? Do any of you feel like editing it?
