An interesting little surprise comes to light after an Indophile President has a meal at the magnificent Bukhara, Maurya Sheraton's much-lauded restaurant in Delhi:

"Clinton was very careful while ordering from the menu. Post-surgery, he has become very conscious of what he eats and is trying to become vegetarian. However, he still prefers chicken," says US-based hotelier Sant Chatwal, who hosted dinner for Clinton. Clinton's signing-off line to the chef: "It was a great meal. I simply love Indian food. It's the best thing about coming back to India."

I know Bengalis who insist that they're good wegetarians despite their fetish for fish. ;) If they get special dispensation, perhaps we can let ol' Bill have his chicken? While y'all think on that, I'll tell you that erstwhile-"First Daughter" Chelsea Clinton is already an herbivore; I'm almost sure that she had a birthday party or two at D.C.'s exclusive, mirch-free, pretty-but-not-pleasing Bombay Club, which is conveniently located near a certain large white edifice.

Salon's War Room take on Bubba's new diet choices made me snort with glee:


Oh my God. What?

Bill Clinton not eating meat? A man whose very name brings to mind the word "pork"? Who has never met a nitrate he didn't like? Whose all-night bull-and-barbeque sessions were sent up hilariously in "Primary Colors"? The man who once, after having consumed a 3,300-calorie lunch with German Chancellor Helmut Kohl in 1994 that included meats, cheeses, seafood and veal-stuffed ravioli, ordered a piece of chocolate cake to go?
...The thought of Bill Clinton spurning meat is like the thought of him spurning blow jobs. Simply not possible.

I mean, doesn't that just make you GUFFAW? He orders the chocolate cake...to go! That Bill. :D

I think I can also speak for mutineer Manish when I say that we gladly welcome the big dog/Slick Willy* to our exclusive club of people who smell better and otherwise rule the world. ;)

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*I use nicknames that are pro- AND anti- the Bill because we at SM are TOTALLY non-partisan when it comes to snarfing down the world's best Dal Makhani. Mmm, daaaaal.