In North Carolina, the Council on American-Islamic Relations is requesting that Muslim court witnesses be allowed swear their veracity with a Koran instead of a Bible:

Ellis said there is concern allowing the Koran could create new challenges. He questioned what would happen if a person claimed to worship brick walls and wanted to swear the oath on a brick. [WebIndia123]

They’re right. What if some lone wacko claimed to worship a stone, such as the Qa’aba, a shivalinga, a laughing Buddha or an engraved copy of the Ten Commandments? Blasphemy! I for one would be tempted to swear my oath upon The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Of course, since the scripture use is fairly ceremonial, you can already swear without your personal flavor of holy book, and people lie in court all the time, this isn’t exactly an earth-shattering issue. But it’s important to religious literalists who believe morality requires a warden-deity with night vision goggles.

So, taking the question at face value, it does in fact point to a larger issue of ownership. On one hand, it’s courteous to allow the majority religion its ceremonial religious invocations, which are woven throughout the Declaration of Independence, the currency, national holidays, the Pledge of Allegiance and the invocations of Congress and the Supreme Court. This religion and the work ethic it spawned built a great country over the years, and the American separation of church and state is reasonably good relative to most other nations. Those institutions are far more entangled on the subcontinent.

On the other, when you explicitly invite high-powered people to immigrate to your country, they’re going to want a sense of ownership, a deep emotional relationship. It’s just like how you have higher morale in a company not named only after the founder. It’s harder to feel that sense of ownership when a different and monotheistic religion smacks you in the face at regular intervals.

Ultimately it boils down to whether you’re willing to eternally play at being a polite guest, or whether you consider yourself a dyed-in-the-wool American. Second-gen kids, at least, swim in their American identity, they don’t explicitly decide one day to grow gills. To get the best of their work, love and loyalty, official institutions must not play favorites. Government needs to get out of the religion business entirely.

Update: The Christian Science Monitor quotes yours truly. Why am I an expert on what’s sacred to Muslim desis? I’m not, I merely wrote a blog post ;) Pajamarati — rise.

At the same time, the Koran can be a powerful motivator to stick to the facts. “The only thing more compelling [to] … South Asian Muslims is to literally swear upon your mother’s head, and mothers aren’t as convenient to drag around in court as a copy of the Koran,” says Manish Vij, a New York blogger who has written about the case on the website Sepia Mutiny.