The guy who played Cooter on The Dukes of Hazzard complains that the new Dukes movie has too much humpin’ ‘n cussin’:

“… to take a classic family show and do that is like taking ‘I Love Lucy’ and making her a crackhead or something…” [Link]

“… the “Dukes” movie is a sleazy insult to all of us who have cared about the “Dukes of Hazzard” for so long… I think the whole project shows an arrogant disrespect for our show, for our cast, for America’s families, and for the sensibilities of the heartland of our country… Sure it bothers me that they wanted nothing to do with the cast of our show, but what bothers me much more is the profanity laced script with blatant sexual situations that mocks the good clean family values of our series.” [Link]

Cooter then took a big bite of apple pie, saluted the flag, and then rolled himself back underneath a replica of the General Lee. [Link]

Good clean family values? These good clean family values? :)

Cooter says the song ‘Dazzy Dukes’ is a church hymn, cameltoe is what you find on a dromedary, and Bo and Luke’s ass-tight jeans are heartland values. So director Jay Chandrasekharstoner flick impresario, is now officially the first desi to corrupt Hollywood. And he’s Tamil, no less.

Jay, a big General Lee Dixie horn to you, sir. Vinod says, ‘TA-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-NA-NA-NA-na!’

If he didn’t want people to see the movie, Cooter should’ve pointed out that it stars Stifler, Jackass and Wonder Woman and uses the screenwriter for Starsky & Hutch. Yeah, it’s gonna suck. But the trailer’s loads of fun. Like The Last Samurai, that double-wide will probably be better than the movie.

Related posts: 1, 2, 3, 4