I am so ashamed of myself today. I was up late last night watching TV. As usual I was all alone. After a long days worth of hard blogging I look forward to consuming several drinks and plopping down in front of the TV to consider my numb state. As I was flipping channels a commercial caught my eye. Admit it. You guys watch these commercials too. Usually I just change the channel after about 10 seconds, but last night I was just mesmerized. I actually picked up the phone to order the product. Someone named Jenny answered. I realized that it was all a ruse. I felt so ashamed. So dirty…




