I never thought I’d see the day…

Graduate students from top schools in the United States, most from [MBA] programs, are vying for internships at India’s biggest private companies… Bypassing internship opportunities on Wall Street… they went to India to spend the summer at an outsourcing company in Gurgaon, a suburb of New Delhi…

Infosys Technologies, the country’s second-largest outsourcing firm after Tata Consultancy Services, discovered how popular India had become as an internship destination for Americans when the company began recruiting: for the 40 intern spots at its Bangalore headquarters, the company received 9,000 applications… [Link]

This brings a tear to my eye. It also makes me want to warn Gurgaon (‘the village of gurus’) and Bangalore (‘lots of banging’) of the mercenary MBA hordes of Genghis Cant. During the Net bubble, they descended en masse upon our quaint silvered shire in their X3s, treating the muscular engine of history like a poodle to be shorn, bobbed and bowed. Like life-sized Edna Modes, they declared technology first supernova-hot and then old and busted within months, fleeing back to Manhattan with hype in tow.

The final 40, who cut a wide academic swath from engineering schools like M.I.T. and Carnegie Mellon to business schools like Stanford, Wharton and Kellogg, have since arrived on campus for average stays of three months… They live in a 500-room hotel complex on Infosys’s expansive campus in the suburbs of Bangalore, exchanging coupons for meals at the food court and riding the company bus downtown to decompress at the many pubs and bars… Many are in India to study globalization firsthand, Mr. Karnik said; that is often not possible in China because, unlike India, English is not widely spoken there… [Link]

Meanwhile, engineers building difficult things toiled away their midnight hours, oblivious to the fabrics and hemlines of the season and the pronouncements foisted confidently upon them by those who knew nothing about the field. It’s not that they didn’t know. It’s that they didn’t even know they didn’t know. In their minds they’d partied hearty, earned shiny badges and woken up with the right of divine rule.

But this one line is close to my heart:

No longer is India thought of as a land of snake charmers and bride burnings,” he said. “Now India means the world’s best software services, and increasingly, pharmaceuticals and auto parts.” … the sophistication of the work being done in Copal’s Gurgaon office contrasts with the chaotic city outside. Mr. Simonsen said he was amazed. “I came expecting to see number-crunching and spreadsheet type of work; I didn’t expect American banks to farm out intricate analytics…” [Link]

~Sniff~ Ahhhh, the sweet smell of respect. All is forgiven, yo. Come on over here with your cute little ‘decision matrices’ and your ‘feasibility studies’ and give uncle Manish a hug. Now iron out those preppy ties and ribbon belts, brush off those deck shoes and go chat up reporters. Because everybody likes a minty-fresh smile