You might think George Ka Pakistan (George’s Pakistan) is a straightforward description of the political relationship between Dubya and Musharraf. Instead, it was recently Pakistan’s #1 reality show (via Uncleji):

The premise was simple: could a Gora (white man) become a Pakistani? Over 13 weeks, Fulton, a 27-year-old former public schoolboy, travelled the country to find out. He sampled Pakistan’s many delights - moseying through the tribal areas, dancing at slick Karachi parties, speaking bad Urdu and arguing with his electricity company… Fulton squeezed into tiny taxis, milked a buffalo and tried on a dhoti… [Link]

George Fulton, a TV and theater producer, ended up becoming a Pakistani citizen. Why? Lowe, twu lowe:

The ministry of the interior was so impressed with Fulton’s efforts that it offered him Pakistani citizenship… The downsides included the potential of being be conscripted into the Pakistani army in the event of war with, for example, India. But now, he says: “I’m going through with it”… he has fallen in love with a Pakistani woman, also a TV producer, and they plan to get married next November. [Link]

To paraphrase the National Front, if he’s a loyal Pakistani, why does he still root for England’s cricket team?  To be a true Pakistani, all he needs to do is obsess over India and talk nostalgically of his years in New York.

Fulton received… six marriage proposals (he politely refused them all). Then, in the final episode, the prime minister, Shaukat Aziz, received him in Islamabad and the show’s producers polled viewers about whether “George Sahib” had succeeded in becoming a Pakistani. Sixty-five per cent said yes. [Link]

He was surprised by the average Pakistani’s hospitality:

Complete strangers have written and phoned inviting me to their homes for parties, lunches, dinners and weddings. Aunties, concerned that I wasn’t eating properly and missing my mother’s food, have offered to feed me their ‘special’ biryani, chicken karhai, nehari, and maghaz.

… the e-mail I most cherish is from a girl in Karachi who wrote: “I am 10 and studying in class five… We want you to learn Urdu. If you have any problem to understand the Urdu, you can take help from me…” Can you imagine a British 10-year-old girl writing such a welcoming e-mail to a Pakistani man trying to learn English? I can’t. She would probably be too glued to her X-box to even care. [Link]

It’s interesting to contemplate the subcontinental disparity: thousands of Brits and Americans have lived in India without raising eyebrows, but when it happens in Pakistan it elicits incredulity. Perhaps because, like that reality show guy in Bombay, he wasn’t a Pakophile to begin with.