ABC Home is a Jagannath of a furnishings store which fills an entire New York City block. Here’s their sidewalk display for the holidays. They hawk Lakshmi with leather gloves, Buddha with bath beads. Reindeers game at Krishna’s feet, Ganesh sits blue by Christmas trees. Three white women, expensively dressed with close-cropped hair, chatted by the display: ‘And then the Buddhists get annoyed…’

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It’s syncretic, it’s pretty, it’s callow. I don’t see Jesus and Mary lounging among the loofahs, I don’t see Moses parting the Listerine. But you can buy ‘spicebodhi,’ capsaicin enlightenment in a bar. Symbols my parents revere become interior design props. Mild, tolerant, ‘cardamom-scented’ Hinduism and Buddhism are gussied up and vended. We gave you Manhattan, you give us beads.

That ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
Money from religion
and your chicks for free

We gotta install Krishna statues
Custom Lakshmi deliveri-i-ies
We gotta move these silken throw pillows
We gotta move these color glass beads

Ironically, I don’t think my parents would take it amiss. It would remind them of home.

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