I am still debating whether or not to attend Dinesh D’Souza’s lecture at UCLA on Wednesday. It is titled Red States, Blue States, and War in Iraq: What Academia Is Missing. Normally I enjoy doing oppo research, but I teach all day on Wednesday and I don’t know if I will have the energy left to fight the hordes at the end of the day. The meeting is being sponsored by the Bruin Republicans. Speaking of Republican Bruins, I am sure by now everybody has heard about this:

Thirty U-C-L-A professors are being targeted by an alumni group that accuses them of expressing left-wing political views.

The year-old Bruin Alumni Association is offering students up to a hundred dollars per class to supply notes, and tapes exposing the professors.

The group says on its Web site (www.bruinalumni.com) it is concerned about professors who use lecture time to press positions against President Bush, the military and corporations. The effort is being led by Andrew Jones, a 2003 graduate and former chair of a student Republican club.

Education professor Peter McLaren, who’s on the so-called “Dirty Thirty” list, calls the tactic a witch-hunt. [Link]

Apparently, even members of the Bruin Alumni Association advisory board thought this was crazy.

The raised fists beneath his picture means that he is dirty

A former congressman is among three people who have quit the advisory board of a conservative alumni group at the University of California, Los Angeles, after students were offered money to police professors accused of pushing liberal views…

I am uncomfortable to say the least with this tactic,” Rogan wrote. “It places students in jeopardy of violating myriad regulations and laws…” [Link]

Taz tells me that one of the “Dirty Thirty” is UCLA History Professor Vinay Lal:

Much like comic book superheroes, Vinay Lal leads a double life. During the day he is a mild-mannered Southeast Asian history professor, but in his office, safely behind his keyboard, Lal assumes his double identity as a radical ideological warrior of the broadest stripe. His personal webpage provides only the most indirect clue to this schizophrenic existence, mentioning in passing that he has written for the journals Patterns of Prejudice, Radical History Review, and Third Text.

First off, holy crap! Do you know what I would give to be described as “mild-mannered” during the day and a “radical ideological warrior” by night? Do you have any idea what it would do for my dating life? From his personal website:

Vinay teaches a broad range of courses in Indian history, comparative colonial histories, and subaltern history and Indian historiography, as well as graduate level seminars on the contemporary politics of knowledge, postcolonial theory, and the politics of culture. He has designed and taught a cycle of upper-division undergraduate lecture courses on British India, Contemporary South Asia, the Indian Diaspora, and the Moral and Political Thought of Mahatma Gandhi. Seminars in Indian history cover such subjects as the Politics of Religion and Ethnicity in South Asia; Hindu-Muslim Encounters in South Asia; “The Woman Question” in Colonial India; The Life of Krishna in Indian Art, History, and Culture; History and the Novel; the Partition of India; Violence in Contemporary Indian Society; and History and Popular Cinema. [Link]

The Dirty Thirty website rants on:

Lal’s second piece for The Little Magazine, titled “Terrorism Inc, or the Family of Fundamentalisms,” is so rabid the reader can practically hear Lal’s spittle flying. The article is also such an incredible piece of work that merely summarizing it would be a crime. Lal begins the article by gleefully mocking President George W. Bush’s absence from the nation’s capital in the immediate aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, as though contingency plans that necessitate the secret bunkering of top leaders during military or terrorist attack are a sign of Bush’s personal weakness. Lal then adds toxic rhetoric to his mere derision of Bush, snarling that the President’s “entire deportment [is] marred by an offensive smirk, the vocabulary of a high school student and painfully evident difficulties in thinking beyond the limited briefings devised for him by his equally mediocre advisers.” Warming to his theme of an “outlaw president gone into hiding,” Lal then compares Bush to Bin Laden, cleverly noting that Bush’s “Either you are with us or you are against us,” philosophy is similar to the black-and-white rhetoric of Bin Laden. In Lal’s view, “fanatical conviction knows no boundaries; rogues do understand each other…” [Link]

It would take me hours to go through all the complaints these guys have that caused them to put Lal on their hit list. I will let some industrious SM reader do it if they are up to it. Right now I have to prepare my teaching notes for tomorrow. Also, in case SM readers were wondering, there is no “Dirty Thirty” list of Teaching Assistants at UCLA, and I am NOT on it.