A Kashmiri man was recently injured by an explosive cigarette either distributed by militants or airdropped by Acme Corporation. While I feel terrible for the guy who was hurt, the moral here is, don’t pick up stuff by the side of the road and, like, smoke it.
Thakkar landed in hospital after he lit one of the two cigarettes he found lying in a field in Mislai village of Doda district…… terrorists are probably experimenting with the low-cost idea of filling cigarettes with explosives, leaving them in public places to tempt smokers to pick these and light up. [Link]
“Militants are now using explosive-filled cigarettes to carry out blasts in Jammu and Kashmir. One such cigarette has been recovered last night,” Col Badola said. [Link]
If the FDA randomly hid a few of these in every thousand packs of cigarettes, just imagine where the smoking rate would be now.
That’s right, exactly the same. Only some smokers would need to switch hands while taking a hit off the cancer stick.
