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May 03, 2006

The structure of a classical tragedyLiterature

I. Introduction

‘I’ve never read a novel with an Indian-American protagonist.’

— Kaavya Viswanathan, April 26, 2006 [Link]

II. Conflict

Born Confused by Tanuja Desai Hidier, a teen novel with an Indian-American protagonist

[via Harvard Independent; thanks, Rekha]

Opal Mehta

All day the house had smelled of spices, and now before our eyes lay the resulting combustion of all that kitchen chemistry. The feast my mother had conjured up was extravagant, and I realized how hungry I was; I wasn’t a big fan of Indian food, at least not on a daily basis, but today the sight of it was pure poetry.

Brown sugar roti and cloud-puff puris just itching to be popped. Coconut rice fluffed up over the silver pot like a sweet-smelling pillow. Samosas transparent, peas bundling just below the surface. Spinach with nymph-finger cloves of garlic that sank like butter on the tongue. A vat of cucumber raita, the two-percent yogurt thickened with sour cream (which my mom added when we had guests, though she denied it when asked; I’d seen the empty carton, not a kitten lick left). And the centerpiece: a deep serving dish of lamb curry, the pieces melting tenderly off the bone.

the house had smelled of spices all day, and when we sat down at the dining room table, I nearly combusted at the sight of the extravagant feast my mom had conjured up. Usually I wasn’t a big fan of Indian food, but today I was suddenly starving.

The table creaked with the weight of crisp, brown rotis and feather-light, puffy puris. A basket of my favorite kheema naan sat beside the clouds of cashew and sultana-studded coconut rice in an enormous pot. There was plump okra fried in oil and garlic till it melted like butter on the tongue, aloo curry studded with peppercorns and glistening chopped chilis, and a crock of raita, a cool, delicious mixture of yogurt and sour cream, bursting with finely chopped onions and cucumbers. The centerpiece was a deep dish of mutton curry, the meat (my mom only used halal bought from an Arab butcher in Edison) already falling off the bone.


III. Climax

‘I really thought the words were my own. I guess it’s just been in my head… I feel as confused as anyone about it, because it happened so many times.’ [Link]

On national TV last week (thanks, BEAH):

‘All I can tell is the truth.’

IV. Resolution

A Harvard University student’s “chick lit” novel has been permanently withdrawn and her two-book deal canceled, publisher Little, Brown and Company announced Tuesday… “Little, Brown and Company will not be publishing a revised edition of How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life by Kaavya Viswanathan, nor will we publish the second book under contract…” [Link]

Related posts: KaavyaGate reloaded, Innocent, Until Proven Otherwise, How Kaavya Viswanathan got rich, got caught, and got ruined, Buzzword bingo

manish on May 3, 2006 05:12 PM in Literature · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



2 readers linked

¤ Ultrabrown said: Bring me the subtext of Opal Mehta

Author Kay Stoner jumps on probably the most popular Hindu iconography among hippies (like flies to cow patties), a picture of Kali, for her print-on-demand opus Bring Me the Head of Opal Mehta. Stoner, an embittered techie in an outsourced world, saw ...
August 9, 2006 04:31 AM

¤ Ultrabrown said: Born Copied

Author Tanuja Desai Hidier has finally issued a statement on how Kaavya Viswanathan’s Opal Mehta lifts from her young adult novel Born Confused (via SAJA). She claims 24 passages were ripped: I was stunned to find two dozen instances of lifting ...
June 13, 2006 11:53 PM

165 comments

 1 · Anil on May 3, 2006 05:15 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Come on now. Leave the girl alone.


 2 · Vikram on May 3, 2006 05:17 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Good grief... is her whole book a patchwork of passages from various sources stitched together ? The effort of doing that seems higher to me that just writing it from scratch...


 3 · MG on May 3, 2006 05:32 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

and the point of this article is??


 4 · ap on May 3, 2006 05:32 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

seriously, this is getting out of hand. she admitted to it already. just leave it alone. these new similarities are a stretch...


 5 · sirc on May 3, 2006 05:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Dead horse but who makes naan at home? Are Jersey McMansions coming equipped with tandoor ovens these days?


 6 · Neel Mehta on May 3, 2006 05:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I vote for the hodgepodge theory. I don't know if there was a conscious plagiarism, but the way this girl's mind soaks up and squeezes out what she's read in the past (near verbatim) is astounding. She'd make a fantastic lawyer.


 7 · Manish Vij on May 3, 2006 05:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Come on now. Leave the girl alone.

I view this as decoding the influences of one of our most talented mashup artists.

she admitted to it already.

Actually, she's never admitted to intentional plagiarism.


 8 · Rani on May 3, 2006 05:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

"seriously, this is getting out of hand. she admitted to it already. just leave it alone. these new similarities are a stretch..."

what did she admit to? these passages side by side do not seem like a stretch, but point to more "unintentional internalizing"


 9 · Manish Vij on May 3, 2006 05:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I don't know if there was a conscious plagiarism, but the way this girl's mind soaks up and squeezes out what she's read in the past (near verbatim) is astounding.

In your theory, she remembers the text verbatim, including italics and the exact order of specific clauses, but not the sources, orthat she's ever read an Indian-American novel before.


 10 · Sahej on May 3, 2006 05:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

girl is well-read what can you say....she's got all the YA's books covered



 11 · Manish Vij on May 3, 2006 05:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Yes, her research is impressively thorough.


 12 · neutral on May 3, 2006 05:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Raytheon's CEO, Swanson, was caught with his hand in the plagiarism cookie-jar. Here's how he got away with a slap on his wrist: many years ago, he says, he gave a marketing/PR hack a box of his notes on management and leadership along with some other books that influenced his thinking. The expectation was material that he can use in presentations and stuff. He forgot to recheck what came back and finally wrote a book with it and that's how stuff from other books ended up in his book without attribution.

Also read Suzy Welch's article in the WSJ today where she thinks the publishing industry could be the one responsible here (not that Kaavya is any less responsible.)

So...as the number of books Kaavya plagiarised from increase by the day I wonder if this was a inner job from Mr Allow Packager.
Would do good for a whole lot of people if Kaavya comes clean and either takes responsibility or points out how this came about.


 13 · dhaavak-redux on May 3, 2006 05:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

as the wheel turns

a tug and a tweak...

The quality of mercy is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed. It blesseth him who gives, and him who akes... It is an attribute to God Himself; and earthly power doth then show likest God's when mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Hindoo, though justice be thy plea, consider this, that, in the course of justice, none of us should see salvation. We do pray for mercy; and that same prayer doth teach us all to render the deeds of mercy>

 14 · chick pea on May 3, 2006 05:41 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Holy Mother of Plagiarism. Can we MOVE ON TO ANOTHER TOPIC? There are tons more issues that we can discuss on SM...you can add links to the other postings on this topic... it's like beating a dead dog....get over it.


 15 · GujuDude on May 3, 2006 05:41 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
‘I’ve never read a novel with an Indian-American protagonist.’

— Kaavya Viswanathan, April 26, 2006 [Link]

II. Conflict and comparison listed

Ohhh SNAP! RED HANDED.

and the point of this article is??

All the material she had admitted to 'borrowing' was based upon internalizing works she had read. So, either she hasn't written the book at all and she is honest about not having read a novel with an Indian-American protagonist, but lying about having written the book, or she did write every word of the book and copied a whole lot. Including material from a type of novel she had never read about.

For Lords sake, just come clean.


 16 · Shylock on May 3, 2006 05:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You are wasting your time. I want what my contract entitles me to.


 17 · Manish Vij on May 3, 2006 05:46 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
as the wheel turns

A Greek tragedy is meant as a cautionary tale which inspires empathy in the audience :)


 18 · dhaavak-with-pasties-on on May 3, 2006 05:48 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

When Detroit hosted the superbowl, windsor got a windfall - simple reason - the strip clubs this side of the border go the full monty on lap dances -drove a lot of traffic over- the bareass lap dance on SM seem to be equally good for media attention - but surely not the traffic you want to have now, would you?


 19 · gunda on May 3, 2006 05:49 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

yeh larki stole three passages out of mera personal diary too! gundabhai is swearing revenge!


 20 · ovaltine on May 3, 2006 05:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I mean, to a certain degree, everything we have say or write has been written to or said to a certain degree before. I am sure some one has said that as well. Does that mean I plagiarize it? ... To meticulously piece together and paraphrase several books into one book would probably be more time consuming than actually just writing something. I bet you could probably take any book recently published, and run a statically algo against every book ever published showing that certain passages in the book in question are common to passages that have been previously been written.

Whenever there is a raising star people want part of the action, or some how sully their good name. I haven’t really followed this story, nor did I follow that Da Vinci law suit, but seems like a popular theme these days? Didn’t some one try to suit that harry potter lady?

The point is, this is totally gotten out of hand...


 21 · Sahej on May 3, 2006 05:51 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
When Detroit hosted the superbowl, windsor got a windfall - simple reason - the strip clubs this side of the border go the full monty on lap dances -drove a lot of traffic over- the bareass lap dance on SM seem to be equally good for media attention - but surely not the traffic you want to have now, would you

how in the world is that the first analogy you came up with


 22 · oz on May 3, 2006 05:53 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What the hell!!! Was she writing a book or making last minute assignment submissions???
I've kept quiet based on the observation that she's being bashed left, right and center for the copying methods. Then we find a second author stands up pointing that "Opal" has passages exactly as in her book. And now this... the third book.

Seriously, its time someone looked at the pinheads running the publishing company too. Didn't they read the book which seems to now have the dubious record of being copied from not one, two but three books!!!!


 23 · Manish Vij on May 3, 2006 05:53 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
To meticulously piece together and paraphrase several books into one book would probably be more time consuming than actually just writing something.

Pasting is actually much easier. That's why blogs quote liberally (though they cite). Note that the phrases come in exactly the same order.

As a published writer, my experience says otherwise. It takes me a year to eighteen months to write a book that I consider publication-worthy. In contrast, I can stitch together a credible novel using other people's work in about two months. The difference in time and effort is significant. [Link]


 24 · dhaavak on May 3, 2006 05:54 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
A Greek tragedy is meant as a cautionary tale which inspires empathy in the audience :)
yes i empathized but this is becoming voyeuristic - it's like tormenting an animal for fun before killing it - just sordid. well - my 2cts - if people want to pitch in and talk about it, their call.

 25 · A N N A on May 3, 2006 05:55 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
A Greek tragedy is meant as a cautionary tale which inspires empathy in the audience

Usually empathy is inspired because we learn the moral of the story, not because our favorite blog dissects it ad nauseum. ;) And yet, having said that...I might have one more thing to say about K-gate, in a few hours. Perhaps I will spare our readers and just put it on my own blog.


 26 · yumm on May 3, 2006 06:15 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Screw the plagiarism... I am going out to eat keema nan and mutton curry.


 27 · bengali on May 3, 2006 06:19 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Isn't Opal Mehta's family hindu? Why are they eating meat from only halal butchers only?


 28 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 06:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Non vegetrarian punjabi hindus & more so sikhs find halal repugnant...
if mehta is punjabi(can be gujju also and elsewhere) then its unlikely...


 29 · abomb on May 3, 2006 06:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Did you guys hear that bang?

That was the South Asian author bubble bursting.

too bad...I'll miss all the covers with saris and henna wiht titles like "The 7th Wife of Banglapore" and "Am I white or brown anyways I'm soooo...confused!?!"
good times


 30 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 06:41 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I now have a good feel for why she did it.
god damn it i love food. I have been cooking since i was 10 or so. I can give up sex, money, reading make magazine, my somewhat prized dualcitizenship but not cook books and i dont mean ttl cookbook.
next to e, food is my passion...
But if i was to write an indian american story, i would describe food that way... She was fluffing it up w/ details to sell it to a non indian audience. It probably was the required fluff, the same kind that makes amy tan unbearable...

any ways lets talk about another desai discussing identity and it finaly
in a superficial way pays attention to NE india.


 31 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 06:42 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
But if i was to write an indian american story, i would describe food that way.
sorry it should have been i wouldnt describe food that way.g

 32 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 06:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
That was the South Asian author bubble bursting.
again just whats a south asian author...

 33 · Papal Mehta on May 3, 2006 07:02 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I think these multiple posts are necessary. And the fact that each and every one of them is getting lots of comments would suggest that other people think so too. Shoot, the New York Times has written seven articles on Kaavya already, and several of them were on the front page. Enough with the moralising. People want to talk about this stuff, and this is the story that keeps on giving (what is it, four or five books now?). Those who don't want the painful details don't have to read. But they can't help it. Before you know it, this one will have a hundred comments as well, half of them from people who think there are too many comments on the subject.

Well done Sepia Mutiny! You presented the facts, you were fair minded about it, without defending or condemning her. You guys deserve an award.

Seriously.


 34 · beef-eating-atheist-hindu on May 3, 2006 07:19 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Isn't Opal Mehta's family hindu? Why are they eating meat from only halal butchers only?

I guess her family must be gujarati muslims from Chennai.

The bigger food related inconsistancy here, is saying that an Indian-American family (or anyone in their right mind) would make rotis, puris and kheema naan for a single meal.


 35 · MD on May 3, 2006 07:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The level of denial in some of these comments is astounding.


 36 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The bigger food related inconsistancy here, is saying that an Indian-American family (or anyone in their right mind) would make rotis, puris and kheema naan for a single meal.
very true beta,

do figure out where did you get your bata.


 37 · Papal Mehta on May 3, 2006 07:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The level of denial in some of these comments is astounding.

I. Swear. To. God.

We'll get to comment #75, and someone will say, "I'm new here, but I just have to say I think she might have just used similar phrases like we all do all the time. Let's not judge her before we have all the facts."

What, I wonder, would people consider sufficient evidence?


 38 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
We'll get to comment #75, a
time travel क्यों करते हो |

 39 · bengali on May 3, 2006 07:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The bigger food related inconsistancy here, is saying that an Indian-American family (or anyone in their right mind) would make rotis, puris and kheema naan for a single meal.
Maybe they had guests over for dinner or were celebrating something - my mother always goes over the top in such cases..

 40 · Evil Abhi on May 3, 2006 07:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Well done Sepia Mutiny! You presented the facts, you were fair minded about it, without defending or condemning her. You guys deserve an award.

Except me. :)

You bring out a good point though. People who don't want to hear about this anymore (even myself to some extent) don't seem to realize that they are in the minority. For example, my non-Evil persona wrote two posts today about positive role models in the Indian American community, neither of which generated much discussion. The number of comments a post receives is definitely not always an indication of the level ofinterest in a story (it sometimes indicates that what needed to be said was all said in the post :) but it does tell you something. We also don't write about a topic soley to drive site traffic since we don't get paid or benefit in any way whether one person or 20,000 people visit our site in a given day. My point is that most people are NOT in fact sick of hearing about KV.


 41 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:31 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Maybe they had guests over for dinner or were celebrating something - my mother always goes over the top in such cases..
realy ask her to make som khyali pulav too then

 42 · Abhi on May 3, 2006 07:32 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The level of denial in some of these comments is astounding.

De Nile doesn't only flow through Egypt. :)
[end corny joke]


 43 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
You bring out a good point though. People who don't want to hear about this anymore (even myself to some extent) don't seem to realize that they are in the minority. For example, my non-Evil persona wrote two posts today about positive role models in the Indian American community, neither of which generated much discussion. The number of comments a post receives is definitely not always an indication of the level ofinterest in a story (it sometimes indicates that what needed to be said was all said in the post :) but it does tell you something. We also don't write about a topic soley to drive site traffic since we don't get paid or benefit in any way whether one person or 20,000 people visit our site in a given day. My point is that most people are NOT in fact sick of hearing about KV.
or it could be most people are sick of another indian who did well in the techie field

 44 · someone else on May 3, 2006 07:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The level of denial in some of these comments is astounding.

I agree. But, having established that she is a plagiarist, there is this:

So what should be the punishment for stealing someone else's work and passing it off as your own?...For Kaavya Viswanathan, national humiliation has been the answer. It's hard to work up a lot of sympathy for her, too. She won a huge book contract thanks in part to her dishonesty, and her excuse — that she has a photographic memory — doesn't exactly smack of repentance. Still, it is worth remembering that Ms. Viswanathan is only 19 and that a lot of us did stupid things at that age. I'm guessing she will learn her lesson.

Last week's other plagiarist doesn't have this excuse. He is William H. Swanson, the 57-year-old chief executive of Raytheon, the big military contractor, and a board member at Sprint Nextel. Yet his sins have gotten just a smidgeon of the attention that Ms. Viswanathan's have. That is too bad, because in the scheme of things his character matters a lot more than hers does.

Perhaps the fifth post on this topic could help us understand why?


 45 · someone else on May 3, 2006 07:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

whoops...sorry for the misquote. the last line is obviously mine, not the Times's :)


 46 · Papal Mehta on May 3, 2006 07:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Except me. :)

Even you, my brother in the dark arts, even you. You may be evil (you didn't go to evil medical school for nothing), but you're fair-minded evil.

Corny Abhi ("De Nile"), on the other hand, that's one desi we can do without...


 47 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
or it could be most people are sick of another indian who did well in the techie field
please add being mentioned by another desi-libbie-demleaning who reminds of goyal ji.(for some reason vinod also does they seem to pick same topics)

 48 · Janeofalltrades on May 3, 2006 07:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The bigger food related inconsistancy here, is saying that an Indian-American family (or anyone in their right mind) would make rotis, puris and kheema naan for a single meal.

OK I thought it was me but I was seriously irritated by some of her attention to detail when I read the book. It made some of the worst kind of mistakes which makes ABCD's I know look like they've been living in India their whole life! She could have done a little bit more research about the foods and habits and names and regional and cultural particularities about the people she was writing about. I mean for petes sake if she's south Indian why the F did she write about about a "gujju" family with no clue about them and no attention given to some obvious details that grate perhaps only to us because we are desi. A white person could care less and not really know.


 49 · MD on May 3, 2006 07:42 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Let me clarify my point: this entire affair is sordid. Every bit of it, from the possibilities around the creation of this novel, to the behavior of the adults around this young woman. She has not been well served. I am, marginally anyway, an educator. Sometimes I do a good job, sometimes I do a poor one. But those of us in positions of authority must act with a certain standard. Standards matter. I suppose I'm just pissing in the wind moaning about ethics when large contracts are handed out and publishers want to make big bucks with a best-seller. This woman, whatever she has done, is paying plenty. I am ambivalent - I have sympathy and am disappointed at the same time. It's not the most important story in the world, but it is a perfect storm of class, luck, color, priviledge, and innocence (or innocence lost).

I don't want this young woman crucified and if books are parcelled together for easy reading and profit and pleasure, so be it. So bet it. I see nothing wrong with that. But transparency is a wonderful thing.


 50 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Indian why the F did she write about about a "gujju" family with no clue about them and no attention given to some obvious details that grate perhaps only to us because we are desi. A white person could care less and not really know.
I suspect the same thing...will know for sure when my book arrives.

 51 · Abhi on May 3, 2006 07:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

GGK, you have always been unintelligible to me but especially so of late. Maybe the fact that I am a "libbie-demleaning" "techie" doesn't allow me to properly relate to you.


 52 · brownfrown on May 3, 2006 07:45 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I swore swore swore not to post on anything KV related but I can't take it anymore!!! What is with our ability to transfix on anything shiney for hours on end? KV's real life saga reflects the purpose of the fluff-filled genre she contributes to... so much distraction for such little effort.

The biggest travesty here is not the plagerism because I don't think she's an intentional plagerizer at all. She's a victim of very little imagination and mediocre talent who can soak things up like some kind of sea sponge. She's probably led a very sheltered life, with very little opportunity for actual creative outlet and yet, is able to absorb the experiences and the words and the expressions of those around her with amazing accuracy. She's probably really good at impressions and can repeat conversations verbatim and perhaps doesn't rank too high on the original thought quotient. So essentially, she's perfect for a mass-commodified genre like "chick lit" (without going into the debates of what that entails) because she IS so formulaic. Sucks that unwittingly, she's almost too good at her job.

And can someone please explain to me how she was ever a "much-lauded author"? That's like saying the Backstreet Boys displayed a lot of "talent". Mmm... corporate packaging.


 53 · Papal Mehta on May 3, 2006 07:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I swore swore swore not to post on anything KV related but I can't take it anymore!!! What is with our ability to transfix on anything shiney for hours on end? KV's real life saga reflects the purpose of the fluff-filled genre she contributes to... so much distraction for such little effort.

The biggest travesty here is not the plagerism because I don't think she's an intentional plagerizer at all.

Dammit, Brownfrown, if only you'd waited till #75 like you were supposed to, you'd have fulfilled all my predictions in one fell swoop. Why don't people ever do what they're told?


 54 · bengali on May 3, 2006 07:52 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
She's probably led a very sheltered life, with very little opportunity for actual creative outlet and yet, is able to absorb the experiences and the words and the expressions of those around her with amazing accuracy
Fair enough - but why lie about it? Saying things like "I’ve never read a novel with an Indian-American protagonist" when she clearly has doesn't do much for her cause.

 55 · Papal Mehta on May 3, 2006 07:52 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Oh, I had also said, Those who don't want the painful details don't have to read. But they can't help it. Before you know it, this one will have a hundred comments as well, half of them from people who think there are too many comments on the subject.

Just messing with ya, brownfrown. But seriously, you don't think she intentionally wha...??

Don't make me come over there and internalize yo ass...


 56 · Guru Gulab Khatri on May 3, 2006 07:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
GGK, you have always been unintelligible to me but especially so of late. Maybe the fact that I am a "libbie-demleaning" "techie" doesn't allow me to properly relate to you.
dang thats a compliment!

 57 · brownfrown on May 3, 2006 08:03 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

BASTARDS! I'm getting sucked in.

Dammit, Brownfrown, if only you'd waited till #75 like you were supposed to, you'd have fulfilled all my predictions in one fell swoop. Why don't people ever do what they're told?

Papal Mehta, I am so not saying she does what we all do all the time. She's got super-powers that most of us mere mortals do not; a stunted imagination and an uncanny ability to repeat things... parrot-like. So not coming to her defense, just saying she's boring and unoriginal, not a lying plagerizer. The first is almost as unforgivable as the second when you're an author. She should find a new vocation that can make better use of her talents.


Fair enough - but why lie about it? Saying things like "I’ve never read a novel with an Indian-American protagonist" when she clearly has doesn't do much for her cause.

Meh, who knows? Because she's backed into a corner? Because people panick and say stupid things or just forget in their nervousness? Because she's probably as shocked as the rest of us? Oh, who cares? Would she seriously consciously cut and paste novels so that inevitably someone would find out and then she could be publically lynched? The girl is clueless. Ever heard of the desism "mugging"? That's what she's good at, that's what she's been rewarded for her entire life and that's what she did here.



 58 · Jatin on May 3, 2006 08:04 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

God Dang! Its upto 4 books now isn't it. So much for un-intentional memorization.


 59 · brownfrown on May 3, 2006 08:06 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Oh, I had also said, Those who don't want the painful details don't have to read. But they can't help it. Before you know it, this one will have a hundred comments as well, half of them from people who think there are too many comments on the subject.

Just messing with ya, brownfrown. But seriously, you don't think she intentionally wha...??

Don't make me come over there and internalize yo ass...

HISS. I will cut you :P


 60 · Vikram on May 3, 2006 08:09 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

This book seems to have as many plagiarized sources as Sybil had personalities


 61 · Papal Mehta on May 3, 2006 08:16 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
So not coming to her defense, just saying she's boring and unoriginal, not a lying plagerizer.

No no no. That's still too wily. Come on. Say it. She's a lying plagiarizer. Say it. You know she is, we know she is, and you know you want to say it. Come on, say it. No one's looking. She's A...yes yes that's good...LYING...excellent, we're almost there...PLAGIARIZER.

There.

Now was that so bad?


 62 · brownfrown on May 3, 2006 08:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
So not coming to her defense, just saying she's boring and unoriginal, not a lying plagerizer.

No no no. That's still too wily. Come on. Say it. She's a lying plagiarizer. Say it. You know she is, we know she is, and you know you want to say it. Come on, say it. No one's looking. She's A...yes yes that's good...LYING...excellent, we're almost there...PLAGIARIZER.

There.

Now was that so bad?

No no no. You're giving her way too much power. She's just a very good student. A for effort. Expected to outperform everyone else consistently - especially when it comes to school work and aceing science tests. Lacks a certain creativity. Should work with ledgers or be a stenographer - stay away from story-writing.


 63 · all mixed up on May 3, 2006 08:31 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I vote for the hodgepodge theory. I don't know if there was a conscious plagiarism, but the way this girl's mind soaks up and squeezes out what she's read in the past (near verbatim) is astounding. She'd make a fantastic lawyer.

NEEL!!! SERIOUSLY NOT COOL!!! DONT HATE ON THE LAWYERS!

and... i actually went online and bought 'the book' last night... i'm kind of psyched to read this mish mash of every single chic lit book ever written. i vote she wins some sort of cool award for plagarizing in a totally new and ridiculously innovative way--not just from one source but MANY! and not just in one way but MANY! that's sort of a gift in itself...


 64 · Bong Breaker on May 3, 2006 08:32 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Guys. I've joined the I'm-really-sick-of-this camp. In fact I've been there for a while. So as a token of good faith, I offer you something I spent a few minutes doing on the agreement we leave Opal be.

Do we have a deal?


 65 · Gujjubhai on May 3, 2006 08:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Give it a rest already, willya? How long is SMgoin to flog this dead horse? She screwed up, got caught, ruined her career...move on, please. There's gotta be more interesting stuff happening in Brownworld.


 66 · tashie on May 3, 2006 09:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

i know she totally plagiarised, and now from another brownie which is just not a-okay and a completely terrible thing to do:

but kaayva comes from a place we can all understand and this is the backdrop she has behind her:


-the famous crab story and its place within the indian psyche

-bollywood borrowing

-a totally unoriginal literary genre based on stereotypes and tropes

-corporate, commercialised 'publishing houses' that are really just huge media conglomerates

-a cultural identity crisis

-immigrant pressure to achieve the american dream

-high pressured academic environment

-high pressured family environment

-freakin high pressured community environment a la those mothers off 'goodness gracious me' with the 'my son's a doctor' saga

-90% of overachieving kids from the same ethnic group going on to either law school, med school, or the corporate sector


no i'm not making excuses for what she did, i'm just saying let's look at where she came from before she made them. yes she's a rich little new jersey girl.

but rich or poor the above factors make for one very screwed-up kid who obviously let the pressure get to her. we've watched her die, how many times will we ressurect her so we can see the whole ugly thing replayed again?


 67 · aton on May 3, 2006 09:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

They need to lock her up and threw away the key. This is looking even more disturbing now that she somehow copied three books. Sneaky little girl.

And btw, why do people insist that Kaavya is a American? She was born in India and raised in
Scotland before moving to the States. Where does the American part fit in?


 68 · Sunny on May 3, 2006 09:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

This has taken the term 'twisting the knife' to a whole new level.


 69 · Satish on May 3, 2006 09:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Just watched the video..the girl is beautifffffffffffffffffffffful.....
Plus, I am sick of world where everything is "copy-right" and "intellectual property ought to be protected". All creative works should be Copyleft.


 70 · The Man Who Saw the Future on May 3, 2006 10:49 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I predict that The Harvard Crimson will get the Pulitzer for Investigative Journalism next year. Finally, something to celebrate at Harvard.


 71 · rano on May 3, 2006 11:04 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

It will only be a tragedy if she lets other people finish her own life story. This morality play reminds me of another Wolfe book, The Bonfire of the Vanities with Kaavya, the master of her universe. Like Wolfe's protagonist, an immoral choice leads to a huge fall from a priviliged position. I'm hoping that she may, like the writer of Ecclesiastes, who had everything and declared it all vanity- come to the conclusion that putting God and not herself at the center of her universe, creates order out of chaos. I think her life so far plagiarizes Tom Wolfe's stuff- I am Kaavya Viswanathan, A woman in full and this is the bonfire of my vanity.


 72 · John Harvard on May 3, 2006 11:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You people are pathetic. You're just jealous because she goes to Harvard and has written a book at just 19 and is living an interesting life. Mind your own business and go back to your own boring lives. Don't you have a patient to attend to?


 73 · Kip on May 4, 2006 12:42 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Don't you have a patient to attend to?

Yes! An English patient!


 74 · scorps1027 on May 4, 2006 01:19 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

actually, she never admitted to intentionally plagiarizing. she said she "internalized" ( my new FAVORITE word) it all, which makes me think she should be working for NASA or something with that photographic memory. I mean, c'mon, that internalization has to be put to better use than chick lit novels. and enlighten me if i'm wrong, but isn't it harder to actually compile all these various chick lit passages into one book, rather than just write your own novel??


 75 · Cal on May 4, 2006 01:24 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
You people are pathetic. You're just jealous because she goes to Harvard and has written a book at just 19 and is living an interesting life. Mind your own business and go back to your own boring lives. Don't you have a patient to attend to?

There's an idea. Maybe Viswanathan should have studied plastic surgery. Cutting and pasting is actually encouraged in this field.


 76 · kuffir on May 4, 2006 01:43 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

'Isn't Opal Mehta's family hindu? Why are they eating meat from only halal butchers only?'
many hindus in india eat halaal meat because the butchers are mostly muslim.. and many young meat-eaters do not realize that the meat is halaal. the older generation has come to respect, not just accept this practice.
my question is: the name kaavya vishwanathan suggests a brahmin- what would she know about meat being cooked at home? well, it isn't her but opal mehta who's reminiscing: so why does opal mehta talk about' I remembered cold baths from a bucket with a plastic dipper, and sweet, oily badam halva from the nearby Chola hotel.' chola hotel? did someone mention'a gujarati from chennai' in a previous post? i'm not even sure kv knows the surname mehta could be either gujarati, punjabi or.. most likely,she doesn't know india at all. 'I remembered the cold, creamy taste of fresh buffalo milk, Babaji pouring Ovaltine from one tin cup to another until froth bubbled thickly on the surface and it was cool enough to drink.' ovaltine isn't being sold in india for more than three decdes now (as far as i know). at least, no one kaavya's/opal's age could possibly remember anything about being served ovaltine..
the point is :'So, either she hasn't written the book at all and she is honest about not having read a novel with an Indian-American protagonist, but lying about having written the book, or she did write every word of the book and copied a whole lot. Including material from a type of novel she had never read about.'


 77 · Quit It on May 4, 2006 01:47 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

let her be.


 78 · Abhi on May 4, 2006 01:58 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Free Kobe


 79 · Abhi on May 4, 2006 02:00 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
which makes me think she should be working for NASA or something with that photographic memory.

Whatever. Those NASA geeks are overrated.


 80 · Gaurav The Despo on May 4, 2006 02:01 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Can someone please discuss political significance of Tony Blair wearing sacred thread.

I am sick of this.

Regards


 81 · Neel Mehta on May 4, 2006 02:01 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

NEEL!!! SERIOUSLY NOT COOL!!! DONT HATE ON THE LAWYERS!

all mixed up:

I am a lawyer. I'm entitled to be self-loathing. And I wished I had that magical internalization power when I studied for the bar exam.


 82 · Deal With It on May 4, 2006 02:04 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
let her be.

No.


 83 · Ananthan on May 4, 2006 02:26 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
... ovaltine isn't being sold in india for more than three decdes now

I think I had Ovaltine when I went to India a few years ago... but it may have been Horlicks, I can't be sure.

The breadth of the coverage of this in the media surprises me... this doesn't strike me as all that important in the grand scheme of things.

I wonder if she gets to keep the range...


 84 · Saheli on May 4, 2006 02:28 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

There's an idea. Maybe Viswanathan should have studied plastic surgery. Cutting and pasting is actually encouraged in this field.

Zing!


 85 · Sonia on May 4, 2006 02:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Papal, thank you. I agree.

Yes, whether you hate the Kaavya posts or not, you can't help but post your "I'm so sick of this" comments...why? Are you really sick of this? Really? Are you? Because I'm just going to assume that if you keep clicking the "Continued" button on each of Abhi's posts, then you're not sick of this at all. In fact, you're probably sitting at your computer right now wondering if we find out anything else about Kaavya, about what happens to her, etc. But that's okay, nay, it's human instinct. It's human instinct to care about what happens to her. She's South Asian; most of us are as well. But we're all genuinely concerned with this issue not only because of the fact that it's deeply impacting one South Asian American, but because this can potentially impact the rest of the South Asian American youth that are potentially being discouraged from writing as we speak (or, in this case, type).
Listen (or, in this case, read), these posts will continue to appear as long as Kaavya's story is important. So please, if you don't care about Kaavya's story, use your commenting privileges to talk about a post you do care about. Wouldn't that be a better use of everyone's time?

On an actually Kaavya-related note:
If we're really up to four different chick-lit books that she's (apparently accidentally) memorized word-for-word, then I'm the queen of England. Isn't there some law that says the answer that makes the most sense, or is the simplest, is quite often the correct answer to your problem?

peace, all :)


 86 · bengali on May 4, 2006 02:43 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Isn't there some law that says the answer that makes the most sense, or is the simplest, is quite often the correct answer to your problem?
Yeah - Occam's Razor

 87 · Sonia on May 4, 2006 02:50 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thanks, bengali. Good to know.

Oh, and I should have added that manish posts stuff on Kaavya, too. Thanks, Manish.


 88 · Dakhni on May 4, 2006 02:51 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Bengali
Quite a few hindus in the south are so used to halal that they find the taste of jhatka unappetizing. I used to drive thirty miles one way to get lean halal meat.


 89 · bengali on May 4, 2006 02:55 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Dakhini:

Quite a few hindus in the south are so used to halal that they find the taste of jhatka unappetizing. I used to drive thirty miles one way to get lean halal meat.

Well, you learn something new everyday! (You don't request halal meals on planes by any chance do you? ;) )


 90 · leena on May 4, 2006 03:26 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

hm, if we must expose and condemn bad things brown people do, aren't there plenty of really mean, vicious things that are way more deserving of such voracious contempt than a 19-year-old plagiarist? just wondering, cuz i haven't seen any major effort to bring light to brown individuals committing things like rape, spousal battery, or hate crimes, for example, while people having been intent on trashing this chick since even before the plagiarism stuff got out.

re: halal meat, my family is hindu (west side- maharashtrian) and we make special trips to buy it because my parents prefer the goat meat.


 91 · Tara on May 4, 2006 03:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Since this could have been me, if I had decided to pursue invention, that is creative interpretation, rather than straight journalism, I think she deserves everything she's getting. If she had love or respect for literature, (and I do count the stupid-but-fun YA books under that category, since I cut my little desi-lit eye-teeth on Born Confused before moving on to Ghosh and Rushdie and Naipaul) she would have fessed up when it became obvious she might be on the road to the Next Big Thing. I do feel bad that a character flaw, that was probably painted over and excused by people around her who should have been more responsible, might end up ruining her future career.

Although, I'm sure she can make like the Bollywood starlets we love so much, and do some kind of astrological work-up on her name, add some extra consonants and she'll be a whole new person, quite literally.


 92 · VMN Rao on May 4, 2006 04:20 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

More similarities to other works:

http://www.harvardindependent.com/ViewArticle.aspx?ArticleID=9964

I don't understand all the "I'm so sick of this..." or "can't we talk about something else?" posts. Sepia Mutiny is not an on-going conversation where you have to sit and listen to each person express their comments sequentially before moving on to the next topic. If you're REALLY not interested in discussing the topic, don't click the link to any Kaavya-related stories! It should be obvious that people are interested in this story from all the comments being posted.

I think part of the reason there are so many comments isn't because what Kaavya did is so horrible, it is because there are so many people trying to make excuses for her or somehow rationalize what she did. The reason why there aren't more comments on stories about people who've done worse things than Kaavya is because you don't see commenters defending them.


 93 · Dakhni on May 4, 2006 05:23 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Bengali
For some reason most of my outward flight tickets were booked by travel agents(I'm based in India), and they usually assumed I was hindoo veg(maybe the sacred thread was visible). And *every* return journey was on Emirates(thankfully!).


 94 · Vijit on May 4, 2006 08:48 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I agree! It is time we move on. Yes, she did make a mistake. Yes, she will pay for it. Her literary career will never ever be the same. And I am sure she wishes that she could turn the clock backwards. I am sure she did not crave for 500Gs and celebrity status while she was popping her pimples.

Be as it may, we do not have to spend the rest of our waking life dwelling on the same issue. I am sure all of us agree. I am sure manish and others wish they had 500Gs in their wallets too. I am sure their vision of a perfect pre-teen successful female Indian writer has been shattered. How unfortunate.

Now let go. Move on. There will be others that you can rip apart.


 95 · Uncle Killa on May 4, 2006 09:06 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Now let go. Move on.

Instead of lecturing us on what we ought to find interesting, how about you just not read what doesn't interest you. Thank you.


 96 · Papal Mehta on May 4, 2006 09:11 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I am sure she did not crave for 500Gs and celebrity status while she was popping her pimples.

Be as it may, we do not have to spend the rest of our waking life dwelling on the same issue. I am sure all of us agree. I am sure manish and others wish they had 500Gs in their wallets too

Of the three things you're so sure of, Vijit, two are untrue and one is irrelevant. As Uncle Killa says, feel free to look elsewhere.

It's true that a lot has been said on this subject already, but who know what gifts our young friend still has in store for us? There may yet be other sources for her liftings, and that's quite interesting...


 97 · Jeet on May 4, 2006 10:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

i like big butts and i cannot lie


 98 · A N N A on May 4, 2006 10:51 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Instead of lecturing us on what we ought to find interesting, how about you just not read what doesn't interest you. Thank you.

:+:

wrt the whole "I'm sick of reading this" sentiment, for those vociferous "Then quit commenting!"-types. enjoy.


:+:


---------: hey. ur anna fr sepia rt?

politicaldesi: yes.

---------: sick of all this opal isht

politicaldesi: sorry. it's very popular, i know there's been a lot of it, half of us are covering it, etc.

---------: lol

---------: i said i was sick of it and tehy were all STOP COMMENTIN THEN lol

politicaldesi: well, they have a bit of a point.

---------: nah. their wrong.

politicaldesi: how so?

---------: theirs nothin else to read! teh other isht is soo boring. politics and isht. its like doin homework. lol.

politicaldesi: you find politics boring?

---------: yeah

politicaldesi: you have read my screenname, correct?


 99 · A N N A on May 4, 2006 10:53 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
i like big butts and i cannot lie

of course, my comment HAD to come after THAT. ;)


 100 · Jai on May 4, 2006 10:56 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ananthan,

I think I had Ovaltine when I went to India a few years ago... but it may have been Horlicks, I can't be sure.

Sounds like "Bournvita", buddy ;)



 101 · DesiDancer on May 4, 2006 11:15 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

First-- thanks Manish! I was waiting for somebody to come out with the comparison to Born Confused.

Second--

And can someone please explain to me how she was ever a "much-lauded author"? That's like saying the Backstreet Boys displayed a lot of "talent". Mmm... corporate packaging.

I don't think KV was ever "much-lauded", so much as "much-talked-about" based on the honorarium, etc. Just like Backstreet Boys.

However, those brothers dance a lot better than KV seems to be doing... ;)


 102 · DesiDancer on May 4, 2006 11:17 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

but perhaps in more troubling matters, is it commonplace to add sour cream to raita?? As an pretty jammin' cook, I gasp at the thought.


 103 · dhaavak on May 4, 2006 11:35 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
As an pretty jammin' cook
hey desidancer - do you know how to make yoghurt - i saw some online recipes but they say i have to get active starter and a lot of popular yoghurts are "dead"... tres confused. how do i tell - I dont want to waste 2 gallons of milk?
also, ... do you know how to make eggplant bharta without using a ton of oil. i saw the recipe and it freaked me out - i'm never having that dish in a restaurant again -

 104 · RCK on May 4, 2006 11:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Desidancer [#102] - That is a very valid concern indeed. I can't help but think that any such connocyion would ruin the taste of the sour cream *and* the raita.

But what has me worried is this:

The table creaked with the weight of crisp, brown rotis and feather-light, puffy puris

I wonder what was in those rotis to make the table creak so? The puris after all were feather light....or maybe, just maybe, there was a problem with the table?


 105 · dhaavak on May 4, 2006 11:40 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
i like big butts and i cannot lie
of course, my comment HAD to come after THAT. ;)
O what a tangled web we weave

 106 · Rani on May 4, 2006 11:41 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Desidancer,

a lot of people i know add just a dash of sour cream to many dishes made with yogurt, like raita...but its like a little secret that no one talks about...if you ask someone, (who's not gonna break it down for you), they'll just say my homemade yogurt tends to be very smooth & creamy

to all those fronters, the jig is up, i tell ya :)


 107 · timepass on May 4, 2006 11:54 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I've casually followed the furor over Kaavya and I do think enough is enough. But after seeing her NBC interview with Katie Couric I'm confused.

I can't decipher if (1) Her publishing house handlers trained her SO well to defend her plagiarism with the heartfelt and sincere defense of "internalizing" other writers' words, that she sounds robotically programmed to parrot out this lame explanation. (2) She came up with the "internalization" defense on her own, and genuinely believes it, which is immature at best, and delusional at the very worst. (3) She doesn't give a rat's ass about getting caught with her chaddis down and is offering up a banal and half-hearted explanation of what she did.

Her literary career may be over for now, but perhaps she will resurface in 5-10 years or so, a wizened and more cynical version of the youthful teen, to write a blistering novel about a young Indian-American author who writes a fake book, gets caught, has her life ruined, and picks up the pieces as a young twenty-something reclusive doctor.

Call it "How Kaavya V. Got Caught, Lost Her Life, and Got It Back Again Like A Phoenix Rising From the Ashes." That's the Marion Barry defense... watch, she will be back in 5 years time like the erstwhile former DC mayor after he we busted for smoking crack with a hooker.


 108 · Bong Breaker on May 4, 2006 11:55 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

dhaavak I think the thing with living yo-gurt is that you can make lots from one batch of the bacteria whatnot, you just have to leave a bit over each time. Is that right?

I just made myself laugh. Me talking about cooking, hohoho. Hey DD do jammin cooks make jam? Because I have a theory that all jam-makers are psychopaths.

I'm also devastated no one liked my Kaavya-rip-off of Sepia Mutiny banner. Boohoo you heartless folk. May sour cream infect all your raita.


 109 · Vishnu on May 4, 2006 11:59 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What's so wrong with discussing this? I don't get this sanctimony about being "above discussing this". It's an interesting topic. It's not everyday a freshman at an Ivy League school gets a high dollar book deal, only to have it known that the whole thing was just a compilation of other people's work. I would have found this story interesting even if she wasn't brown. Being that she's Indian makes it all the more interesting because we have all seen this sort of ambitious person that is willing to do anything to get where they want (I've seen a lot of cheating Indians).

Moreso, I have no idea how anyone can still believe she's not a lying plagerizer. She's obviously not creative and has no originality, but it makes me suspicious when she's used a hodgepodge of passages from SEVERAL books...I mean, it's as though she's writing a story for a middle school creative writing class. Hell, even then atleast I wrote my own damn story (even if it was complete crap).


 110 · Vishnu on May 4, 2006 12:02 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I wanted to add to the other post that I didn't mean to imply that most Indians are cheaters or liars. But I meant that we've all seen this sort of personality before (of all races) that is willing to do what she can, ethics be damned.


 111 · dhaavak on May 4, 2006 12:03 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I'm also devastated no one liked my Kaavya-rip-off of Sepia Mutiny banner. Boohoo you heartless folk. May sour cream infect all your raita.
Oai! thou who curseth my raita, may you spend the rest of your career shaving the back of a flea ridden lab baboon

 112 · sharky on May 4, 2006 12:03 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Somebody tell Kaavya to take Angelina Jolie's offer to get away from all this and spend a few months in the resort in Namibia that she and Pitts have occupied.


 113 · dhaavak on May 4, 2006 12:06 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I'm also devastated no one liked my Kaavya-rip-off of Sepia Mutiny banner.
o i liked it and would have left a comment ... but was disconcerted by kush's one eye staring at me - very unnerving.

 114 · Bong Breaker on May 4, 2006 12:11 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Hey hey hey, I've thought of a link between Kaavya Viswanathan and sour-cream/yoghurt condiments...

Paperback raita!

I hope you're all Beatles fans. Or William Rhodes'. Yes! I made a literary joke! w00t!


 115 · Papal Mehta on May 4, 2006 12:16 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Paperback raita!

Almost funny. So close.

But, no. Opal never made it to paperback. *sigh*


 116 · sharky on May 4, 2006 12:17 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Just so you know Salmaan & Megan ... When the game is over the king, queen and the pawn end up in the same box.


 117 · cicatrix on May 4, 2006 12:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Not sure if this was posted already/elsewhere, but it's enough to make a book-lover cry:

The convoluted authorial structure of Alloy books is anything but transparent. “To me, all that stuff is such a black box,” said one author who has worked with the company. “They have writers who don’t exist, and they have writers who don’t really write the stuff, and they have one series supposedly by one author that are by many. There’s no one-to-one alignment between anything that gets produced and the producer. There’s no literary accountability.” Alloy also has a reputation among writers for not always sharing its successes with the underlings who contributed to them. A case in point, often repeated as a cautionary tale among Y.A. authors, is the story behind one of the book packager’s most lucrative hits, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
link

 118 · Ennis on May 4, 2006 12:21 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ooooh - like Nancy Drew!


 119 · Bong Breaker on May 4, 2006 12:21 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Almost funny. So close.

That officially makes it the funniest joke I've ever made!!!!!one one one

Papal Mehta, you've made my day. And your name reminds me of the pontiff.


 120 · dhaavak-the rubber soul on May 4, 2006 12:21 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I hope you're all Beatles fans.
Side B of the Rubber Soul.
  • "What Goes On"
  • "Girl"
  • "I'm Looking Through You"
  • "In My Life"
  • "Wait"
  • "If I Needed Someone"
  • "Run For Your Life" There is a message somewhere there.

  •  121 · Ennis on May 4, 2006 12:22 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

    As an aside, I love this photo of KV.


     122 · Papal Mehta on May 4, 2006 12:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
    Side B of the Rubber Soul. "What Goes On" "Girl" "I'm Looking Through You" "In My Life" "Wait" "If I Needed Someone" "Run For Your Life"

    There is a message somewhere there.

    Holy sheeeet. Now that's brilliant.


     123 · Papal Mehta on May 4, 2006 12:24 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
    As an aside, I love this photo of KV.

    Smokin'!

    BB: the admiration is mutual (a medic AND a breaker? Damn!). Do your thing son.


     124 · Bong Breaker on May 4, 2006 12:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

    Ennis you dirty boy, she's a youngster. I reckon the oldest a guy can be to have an interest in her is...ooh 24 or so. Just picking a number out of the air. I prefer her other ones, this one gives her a bit of prognathism.


     125 · Harvard on May 4, 2006 12:26 PM ·