Oh dear. Andhra Pradesh is the seventh Indian state to ban The Da Vinci Code. Why?
“We have taken the decision because the release of the movie could have led to demonstrations and trouble,” Paul Bhuyan, the special chief secretary of Andhra Pradesh, told The Associated Press. More here. Apparently, the chief secretary took Tommy Lee Jones seriously in Men in Black: “A person is smart. People are dumb, stupid animals and you know it.”
Now, I have not seen the movie, nor have I read the book. I tried, but I didn’t like the writing. Thanks to the combination of hype and Wikipedia, I know the whole damn story, right down to the mad albino monk’s favorite method of self-flagellation. Everyone I know who has seen the movie has thought it stuffy and boring, but I will quote only my mother “That Indiana Jones was much funnier.”
No, I am not here to question whether the Da Vinci Code is truly sacrilegious. I just have two questions:
1) Shouldn’t the Catholic Church worry about other things—say, it’s continued pedophile and sex abuse scandals (a random sample here) —than what an admittedly fictional novel, already charged with plagiarism and falsification, has to say about whether Jesus had sex or not? (Apparently, no)
2) If Christians are just 2% of India’s population, isn’t all this negative publicity just going to drive the non-offended 98% straight into the theaters? (Apparently, yes)
Either way, Dan Brown is laughing all the way to the bank…



