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June 8, 2006

From our News Tab we learn that one of India’s Top Guns was flying high over the skies of Pune earlier today. The 74-year-old Indian President APJ Kalam demonstrated why the chicks still jock him. Check out the pictures:

“I am so going to get in the pants of that hottie Kelly McGillis tonight.”

“You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous. “

Okay, honestly now. Is it just me or does it look like they switched the real Kalam with a wax dummy for this shot?

He requests a large burst of oxygen even before reaching altitude. Not a good sign.

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips, And there’s no tenderness like before in your finger tips “

From one pilot to another, I salute you stud. I only hope my hair flows that awesome when I am 74. Just remember, NEVER leave your wingman.

POSTED BY abhi @ 5:30 PM

39 comments

1 · The Desi Nole on June 8, 2006 5:33 PM · Direct link

Dang, I did not know the Prez could fly.

Nice commentary on the pics abhi.

2 · Curious on June 8, 2006 5:56 PM · Direct link

The commentary on the last one is pretty mushy, lips, tips and what not. Are those your words abhi?
Are you abhinetri or abhimanyu. Just curious.

3 · Goose on June 8, 2006 5:58 PM · Direct link

The commentary on the last one is pretty mushy, lips, tips and what not. Are those your words abhi? Are you abhinetri or abhimanyu. Just curious.

It's a reference to the movie Top Gun

4 · terence on June 8, 2006 6:01 PM · Direct link

curious - that line is from the classic scene of tom cruise serenading Kelly McGillis in the bar. never leave your wingman indeed...nice post abhi

5 · Al Mujahid for debauchery on June 8, 2006 6:01 PM · Direct link

A man who looks like Kalam could never become the President of the US in our 'has to look presentable on tv' age. (I know Kalam was not directly elected by people in India)
Tancredo says he will never run for President because he is too fat (whew!)

6 · terence on June 8, 2006 6:02 PM · Direct link

didn't meant to bold the whole comment...sorry

7 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 6:08 PM · Direct link

Nice pics and inspiring story "The wild side of a mad professor". The flight was piloted by Squadron Chief Wing Commander Ajay Rathore though.

Check out the complete story at http://news.webindia123.com/news/Articles/India/20060527/345986.html

8 · Megha on June 8, 2006 6:20 PM · Direct link

LMAO!
Rock it daddy!

9 · DesiDancer on June 8, 2006 6:23 PM · Direct link

The 74-year-old Indian President APJ Kalam demonstrated why the chicks still jock him.

Oh, Abhi. That's just so wrong. ;)

10 · RC on June 8, 2006 6:34 PM · Direct link

Nice photo feature. I love the IAF (Indian Air Force) symbol of Tri-colored circles. My favourite uncle was in IAF and we spent most summers at various places where he was posted. Loved it.
Pres. Kalam rocks !!!
(The second last pic. caption can be ... "You can be my wingman anytime" :-) )

11 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 8:04 PM · Direct link

(I know Kalam was not directly elected by people in India)

The president of India is elected by a voting system by the members of parliment and the legislative assemblies. Interestingly, Kalam's name was nominated by the BJP which has been criticised as being pro-hindu political party.

12 · SD on June 8, 2006 8:21 PM · Direct link

Kalam was the chief architect of the nuclear program that the BJP erected as soon as they got into power. There's no contradiction between the BJP's Hindu(tva) loyalties and Kalam's religion once that is considered.

13 · Ms Fink Nottle on June 8, 2006 9:03 PM · Direct link

"the BJP which has been criticised as being pro-hindu political party"

BJP..."criticized"..."pro hindu party"!!! :D
Still giggling
Finkie

14 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 9:06 PM · Direct link

Kalam was the chief architect of the nuclear program that the BJP erected as soon as they got into power. There's no contradiction between the BJP's Hindu(tva) loyalties and Kalam's religion once that is considered.

What I was trying to highlight was the current political scenario in India. Our Primeminister is a sikh, President a muslim, ex defence minister a christian. I think thats a great sign.

15 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 9:08 PM · Direct link

BJP..."criticized"..."pro hindu party"!!! :D Still giggling Finkie

What are u trying to say?

16 · Spoor Bomb on June 8, 2006 9:24 PM · Direct link

BJP..."criticized"..."pro hindu party"!!! :D
Still giggling

Mrs Pink Bottle thinks the BJP party is a laughing matter. She must be a Communist. We'll be in power again before you know it!

Hail the da Vinci Code!

17 · SaffronAfro on June 8, 2006 9:40 PM · Direct link

BJP..."criticized"..."pro hindu party"!!! :D Still giggling Finkie What are u trying to say?blockquote>
Don't feel harmed Shri Topcat. These 'Secular' De-MOCK-rats who try to be inclusive only know how to giggle and do carnal things with American man and negro. So they laugh, not realising that our Hindu missiles are BIG and SECULAR!

See this Saffron Missile chasing a Muslim anti-national!

Look at our big powerful thrusting throbbing missiles

These pseudo-secular American Hindu gays will shit their pants!

And remember, Saffron Balls are growing at 8% a year (not as fast as Sino but still better that Mexico and Pakistan combined)

Hail Mogambo!

18 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 9:42 PM · Direct link

I support the BJP for
a) Selecting Abdul Kalam as presidential candidate
b) Kicking some ass on the border(I also like Indira Gandhi for doing the same in the 70s, but she blew it up with operation blue star)

Atleast they are not pseudosecular

19 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 9:54 PM · Direct link

If only we had taken a strong stand before, Kargil could have been avoided.
Finkie will now ask, what is Kargil? Is that a honeymoon station?

20 · bytewords on June 8, 2006 10:13 PM · Direct link

ok, now that you have mentioned the phrase "president of india". any strong arguments why such a post is even necessary? isn't it just a remnant from the british days---they have the queen, oh we must have our own (sorry kalam?)!

the only situation where the president has something to do that is not ceremonial is in inviting parties to form the government. the order i believe is to some extent at the discretion of the president. that can very well be done by the supreme court justices, or in the interest of separation of powers, one can go in the order of number of seats obtained.

21 · Wheatish on June 8, 2006 10:19 PM · Direct link

The traditional role of prez in India has been limited coz they worked in slow motion (remember Shankar Dayal Sharma). Things have paced up in the new millenium.

22 · wheatish-brown on June 8, 2006 10:35 PM · Direct link

SD,
President Kalam wasnt chief architect of Indian Bomb. He is not even a Nuclear Scientist. He is the missle man. And BJP only blew the bomb they didnt build it.

23 · Ms Fink Nottle on June 8, 2006 10:37 PM · Direct link

Topcat

BJP..."criticized"..."pro hindu party"!!! :D Still giggling Finkie

What are u trying to say?

And no, Finkie will not ask what Kargil is.

"The BJP has been criticized as being pro hindu party" was just the most delicious understatement! Hence the amusement.

Hey Spoor, good to see you're back in full form :). Pink Bottle indeed!

Hail "giggles and carnal things" Mogambo!

24 · SM Intern on June 8, 2006 10:37 PM · Direct link

Just a gentle reminder. Using multiple aliases on the same comment thread is poor form and sets off our itchy banning fingers. We strongly discourage you from doing it.

25 · Ms Fink Nottle on June 8, 2006 10:40 PM · Direct link

And, Topcat, peace :).

26 · Gargi on June 8, 2006 10:48 PM · Direct link

Speaking of hotties, who's the guy in the second last pic and why did you crop his ass?

And does anyone know how common it is for hot IAF guys with great asses to seek arranged marriages with ABCDs? Coz this arranged marriage deal is beginning to look a bit better.

27 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 10:55 PM · Direct link

Some of them do. I know coz my father is an ex IAF

28 · Gargi on June 8, 2006 11:15 PM · Direct link

Ok, so how's this for a draft matrimonial ad:

Parents of homely, sweet, unselfish and high-minded girl, seek handsome, well-built, extremely hot IAF officer. Caste, family, religion, education no bar.

Think it passes muster? I lied a little, but I hear everyone does.

29 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 11:21 PM · Direct link

Most matrimonial ads dont ask for IAFs, the parents have strict loyalty towards well paid software engineers. That means I dont feature in their wish list either.

30 · Gargi on June 8, 2006 11:39 PM · Direct link

Ok, draft 2, in the self-directed matrimonial venture column:

Sweet, unselfish, homely, high-minded woman, orphan adopted by Tibetan refugees who were rescued by the IAF, now living in Canada, seeks handsome, well-built, extremely hot IAF officer for marriage. Caste, religion, family, education no bar.

Better? Notice the subtle Freudian link to the IAF? Think someone might buy it?

31 · Topcat on June 8, 2006 11:51 PM · Direct link

I would buy the first one. I wish I were an IAF too

32 · Kumar on June 8, 2006 11:52 PM · Direct link

Gargi:

Ok, draft 2, in the self-directed matrimonial.....Sweet, unselfish, homely, high-minded woman, ....seeks handsome, well-built, extremely hot IAF officer for marriage. Caste, religion, family, education no bar.

I prefer low-minded wimmin myself, but then I'm not an IAF officer. I'm sure you'll have tons of IAF types at your beck-and-call soon but I would change the 'education no bar' part: Kinda implies the IAF is full of illiterates and that might cause offense. Other than that, it's all good G.

Regards,
Kumar

33 · Gargi on June 8, 2006 11:58 PM · Direct link

Well, Topcat, at least you're not a well-paid software engineer. Imagine those poor sods, married off to girls who secretly sigh over IAFs.

Besides, as the son of an ex-IAF, you're practically an IAF, right?

34 · Topcat on June 9, 2006 12:04 AM · Direct link

Hardly, I can never be him coz I made a selfish decision to move to the US

35 · Vikram on June 9, 2006 1:01 AM · Direct link

Cool..he pulled off a military photo op event without looking like some politicians who just landed up looking dorky ...

36 · Branch Dravidian on June 9, 2006 2:08 AM · Direct link

Negative Ghostrider... the pattern is full...

37 · swati on June 9, 2006 2:32 AM · Direct link

gargi,

the hot ass belongs to Wing Commander Ajay Rathore. Older man but who cares, hmmm? an ass is an ass is an IAF ass.

38 · Manish Vij on June 10, 2006 6:30 PM · Direct link

I love the IAF (Indian Air Force) symbol of Tri-colored circles.

You mean the way they've painted a target on every IAF plane? Never understood that reasoning :)

I feel the need-- the need for speed!

39 · Prithvi on February 26, 2007 8:56 PM · Direct link

I'm sorry but i happen to stumble upon the pictures of our PRESIDENT in the SUKHOI, frankly someone needs to brush up on the idea of their sense of humor cause the captions (even if it was RIPPED off from TOP GUN) were far from being funny and seems inappropriate.
Patriotism in its true essence should be exhibited firstly in the form of RESPECT for a fellow countryman followed by respect for ones culture.
All i wanna say is guy's at least WE have someone to look up to in the form of our PRESIDENT, so lets just do that alright.

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