Abhi and I have both independently been thinking about the same problem, but we’ve come to slightly different solutions. Imagine for a second that Representative King and conservative talk show host Mike Gallagher and other wingnuts are right. Maybe it’s time to overcome our politically correct scruples and embrace overt profiling of all Muslim males. Maybe what we need is a screening policy that makes sure that every single Muslim male is scrutinized, and not one gets by without close examination.
None of those in favor of the plan have thought about implementation. For example, this is what one Republican congressional candidate said:
“Well, you know, if he comes in wearing a turban and his name is Mohammed, that’s a good start” [Link]
Yeah riiiiiight. That would be around as effective as looking for men with “Terrorist” signs around their neck.
King calls for special treatment of all travellers of Middle Eastern or South Asian origin, but that clearly would be insufficient to accomplish his goals. 25% of all Muslims in America are black, and his plan ignores all of them. There have also been several serious plots involving both South East Asian Muslims and African ones, so we would need something far more extreme than the wimpy measures King suggests.
No, if we’re going to be real men about this, we have to overcome our squeamishness, adapt a rigid approach and realize that all Muslim men have only one physical attribute in common - they’re all circumcised.
That’s right - I think there should be one line for men with foreskin, and another for men without. Uncut males get expedited boarding, while the circumcised get extra scrutiny.
If we think about the global population, there are only a few types of men who are circumcised: Jews, Muslims, certain African ethnic groups, and North Americans. Really, a minority of the world, but one that encomasses all Muslim men.
Certainly there will be false positives, but we already accepted that when we agreed to screen all Muslims. If you’re truly innocent, then this should be hardly any skin off your nose.
I say it’s time for all circumcised Americans stand up straight and make a small sacrifice for national security. What say you?




