October 16, 2006
Master Rajj - gasian escort and copHumor
Sometimes you hear the model minority myth enough that you start to think that brown people really are more intelligent than everybody else. Then you read news stories like this one (from the end of the summer) and you realize that there are plenty of desi chuckleheads to go around.
Suckbir [sic] Mann was a married police officer in Scotland. Because the Scottish police force has relatively few ethnic minorities on its force, he routinely posed in recruiting adverts along with his boss. He also posed for a different set of photos which he posted on a gay website, under the escort listings:
A page on gaydar, offering sex for £100, featured pictures of the officer in a range of fetish clothing, including crotchless leather chaps. [Link]
This is one dumb cop. Using your own photo in ads for sex (especially if you also sell fake viagra, which is apparently a more serious charge) is a stupid move for a police officer.
He claimed to specialize in a wide range of different roles, although surprisingly “cop” wasn’t one of them:
“I do my master and slave in the leather stuff. I’ll be your master. “I do doctor and patient. I’ll dress as a doctor, you be the patient. I’m a personal trainer, that’s what I work as, so I do personal trainer and student. I’ll do schoolmaster and pupil, too. I’ve got the schoolmaster’s gown. [Link]
Self exocitification wasn’t a large part of his repertoire, but I did wince reading this:
“Also occasionally I wear a turban… yes, I do take it off in bed!” [Link]
Sorry folks, I didn’t bother trying to hunt down his photo. You’re on your own with this one. However, if you really need a visual, imagine the same desi guy impersonating all of the Village People. That’s probably close enough 
Related articles: [This is where he got busted] EXCLUSIVE: ON DUTY HE’S A POLICEMAN, OFF DUTY HE’S A PROSTITUTE
ennis on October 16, 2006 02:55 PM in Humor, News · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post
So many bad Village People costumes come to mind...
Maybe he was trying to entrap customers? Bait in a police sting operation? What would happen if a cop posing as a sex worker was trying to entrap a reporter posing as a john?
I'm just giving the poor guy benefit of the doubt.
Yeah yeah, you just like the idea of the costumes ;) No beefcake for you today, Paley! :)
SM is not SFW at all :) Its just not images, even the text can alert the security/moral admins. Later, later later folks.
Oooo a Sardar cop...now why did he go and have to be the gay!
ewww
Sometimes you hear the model minority myth enough that you start to think that brown people really are more intelligent than everybody else.
uh, the 'model minority' only applies in the USA. there is a lot more 'diversity' in the british 'asian' population....
Pictures!
Sounds like he's better off as a prison guard...
London is full of gay desis. I went to a few gay desi nights in London and Leicester. And there must be something in the water up north - there was a Pakistani drag queen from Scotland that appeared on Big Brother - he left after one week after suffering a nervous breakdown.
London is full of gay desis. I went to a few gay desi nights in London and Leicester.
No surprise there. Such behavior invariably leads to 7-11
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2542115979461212026&q=kannada+english&hl=en
a million times funnier that little superstar!!!
Eh? Isnt that the name of of a shop where Apu works? Do you mean 7/7?
Anyway we even have gays in all our movies, from My Beautiful Launderette to Bend It Like Beckham to the latest one called Nina's Heavenly Delights there's always a friendly gay or lesbian to highlight the diversity of our 'community' and show that, if you just follow your heart, you too can reach for the stars and be happy, and break artifical boundaries, and stuff.
OH MY GOD!!!
There are Sikhs in Scotland?
Yup - maybe I should post on that next. There's even a Laird - Baron Iqbal Singh - he has his own castle and tartan and everything.
There's a lot of Sikh bhangra musicians from Scotland like Tigerstyle. Mostly Pakistanis in Glasgow though.
Yes, 7-7!
There are absolutely Sikhs in Scotland, and Punjabis in general as well.
Check this out - sounds hot.
Ennis, Red Snapper, I'm well aware of the Tigerstyle and the Sikh population in Scotland: surely you can see the humor in my previous post? @=)
I was not aware of the existence of a "Baron Iqbal Singh" however, perhaps he can use his clout to petition a lenient punishment for Constable Mann? Perhaps a few lashes of a whip would teach "Master Rajj" his lesson?
Wait...nevermind.
Ah, sorry mate, my bad.
No worries. As they say, if you have to explain it, it wasn't funny in the first place. @=)
Back to the strange case of Officer Suckbir: I find it rather unfortunate that the Sikh community has to learn about the existence of a gay sardar through this particular ignoble instance. I'm afraid that his crimes (prostitution, soliciting fake prescription drugs, owning crotchless leather chaps) will be equated with his sexual orientation and mainstream acceptance of homosexuality among desis will remain out of reach. I'm not aware of any openly gay Sikhs, but I hope they come to prominence at their own discretion and in a nobler fashion.
This is a really important point. I have a friend who recently came out to his very conservative Maharashtrian parents and he always mentioned the only other gay person they have known to be a "flamboyant flaming fag" (his words) that always made it uncomfortable for him to be honest about who he was. The FFF was terribly traumatizing to his parents and that was the first thing his parents had issue with, that he would be like the FFF!
that phrase made my day
I wonder how I would break into the m@nwh0re market. I wonder how much I would sell for.
It's tough for desis to be out whether they are Sikh or Hindu or Muslim. All of the gay Indians I know, none of them are really out. If they are older their sisters or brothers might know, but they circumscribe themselves to some extent out of deference to family pride. I have a gay cousin, and I've seen it - he is in his thirties.
The Clan McDuggal ?
Post pictures please and let the bidding begin!
Fuerza Dulce, that was beautiful...the bagpipes and dhol do work well together somehow. Also, VIP records is based in Scotland, and some of the best bhangra releases of the past 1 or 2 years have come from them. If you look at some of the photos they include with the albums, they are clearly proud to be desi AND Scottish...kilts, bagpipes, bhangra, dhols, and all. Fusion at its best.
By the way...how bad do you feel for this guy's poor wife!
Apparently, he lives in the suburb of Bearsden. Hee!
Contrary to Ennis' assertion, Suckbir Mann's exploits only add to the Model Minority theory.
1. He's very entrepreneul "A page on gaydar, offering sex for £100..."
2. He works hard. Very hard.
3. He respects authority "I do my master and slave..."
4. He values education "Ill do schoolmaster and pupil, too"
5. He wants to be a doctor "Ill dress as a doctor"
6. He holds onto his traditional culture Also occasionally I wear a turban"
7. He doesn't do drugs ("especially if you also sell fake viagra"
If only other minorities could follow his example.
nice post...comes close to what i was looking for but not that close...maybe you can help me. I am looking for the first signs of the emergence of the new species...the indian bum, underachiever and hobo.
btw...wrote a little piece ..based on a common enough joke.... if you would care to review it .. http://dotook.blogspot.com/2006/10/lion-from-india.html
Exactly Manju. And such strong branding too 'Suckbir Mann'. Seriously, you cannot go wrong with that
Ofcourse, all that we libertarians want to know is if he paid his taxes on time :)
Amitabh - I couldn't get enough of that clip when I first heard it. I was in the marching band in h.s. (I know I know... band geek), and we were a Scottish band so I developed an appreciation for the bagpipes, and I've always had a thing for the dhol - can percussion be an aphrodisiac? I wonder if Master Rajj could incorporate that into his 'menu'....
The asian model minority "myth" applies to east asians not south asians. You can be sure that they do not appreciate desis jumping on their bandwagon and claiming the same status.
This word "asian" causes a lot of confusion on account of being applied differently in US and UK.
You rang?
I knew it!
Ah! I can't see your link without signing up for an IndianDating.com account, and I'd rather play doctor with Suckbir Mann than do that. Can you take a screenshot and link to it?
Bhangra straight from Scotland (sound quality a bit poor in this clip but definitely worth watching):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iAMco-QRBoY
Yeah UberMetroMallu, the Justin Fashanu story is really desperately sad. I doubt that a gay footballer will be able to come out in England for at least a generation or two. But generally speaking, it's harder amongst us, than it is for white people, to come out to their families and be accepted -- my family is as progressive and modern as they come and even my elders (and even youngsters!) in my family have serious problems with my cuz and it is sad.
ask and ye shall totally, like,receive.
A quick comment - selling sexual services is not illegal in the UK, DJ Drrrty Poonjabi, and thus prostitution is not 'a crime'. (Soliciting on the street is illegal, but he used a website.)
Similarly, Nina P, it's not illegal to buy such services. (Again, soliciting on the street is, typically in the form of kerb-crawling.)
If he weren't a policeman, they'd be no story.
He looks more like Borat then an escort