He carries a Heckler & Koch USP in a cross draw holster with a Dr Optic holo sight ... now that's a pimped out set up !

You don't have to know much about fashion.

Don't know about the advice, looks pretty cuddly to me. Almost makes me want to donate, but to WWF.

Tsk tsk tsk Ennis...Me thinks that you're being too hard on Tiger here. Something has got to be said for the 'seksi' handle bar moustache!

I love the mustache!

I don't know where he shops, but I think he needs to change his shirt size.

Some people just refuse to change their apparel size from their high school days....grow up!

He should take a tip from another short rotund leader ... solid colors are more flattering for the endomorphic body type.

and leaves the butt smelling

It was great knowing you, Ennis. ;)

Excellent advice!

So, Velupillai, if you’re listening, here’s what I learned from reading GQ in the gym:

Hey, but why are you talking to his father?

Wow, he's swollen up like a tick... but at least the porn star mustache is back.
He should think WWFD. What Would Fidel Do?

Hey, but why are you talking to his father?

you beat me to ti vikatakavi.

i've had to explain this before - so i thought i'd share this. for those wondering about the comment, the "given" name appears last for many thamizhs/tamils.

for example, let's your dad's name is aravindh. your ancestral village is thanjavur and your name is vijayan. you would right your name as thanjavur aravindh vijay or T.A. Vijayan.

Now.. the situation gets a bit murky if you come to the US and start working as a professor in a university. Your peers would like to call you by your first name... but it would lead to some raised eyebrows if the uninitiated start yelling out for vijayan in the corridors... imagine you being paged by your "surname" . get the pic?

it isnt an unusual practice. the poles and the russians practice it - the use of the patronymic that is - for example vladimir illyich's dad's name was ilya etc. one way the old folks kept track of clans and villages. but i'm meandering.

let's get back to ennis.

Some people just refuse to change their apparel size from their high school days....grow up!

Colombo

Hilarious. I think you should send it to him...

Not Columbo. COLOMBO.

Speaking of apparel, SM has yet to produce this shirt and this shirt.

(whistling and waiting)

Look at the expression on his face. I'm sure he is breaking wind. Happiness.

I'm trying to figure out if what he's wearing counts as a necklace, because I'm not really seeing any "neck" in between his jaw and his sternum here--it's like someone just plopped his head straight down on his shoulders.

Congrats, Ennis! This:

Don’t wear a pistol under your armpit. It makes it harder to draw, and leaves the butt smelling … like armpit.

BTW, a friend of mine avers that the pattern of Velupillai's outfit was a very popular pattern for women's underwear a few years back. I, however, feel that her fashion analyses are always subtly off the mark. Anyone here would like to back her up ?

Did someone mention it was hilarious... especially since you are a scared straight guy with not much fashion sense! :D

Not Columbo. COLOMBO

Thanks. Sorry about the typo, it was late and it wasn't the sort of thing that the spell check would catch when I did not.

Over t-giving, my family was watching old videos of our youth, and we were all admonishing my mother for having us pull up our pants way past our navels, with our belts halfway between the navel and nipple lines. Apparently, this guy's mother did the same thing, but unfortunately, he's not outgrown that phase. And, if he's really chasing some bad guys, that belt can't be good for chest expansion to let in O2.

And, if he's really chasing some bad guys, that belt can't be good for chest expansion to let in O2.

I don't think that he does much chasing ...

Revolution is fuelled by hunger, no?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

The moustache needs a trim for crying out loud. The rounded edges does not exactly give the "grrr" look a fearless leader should be aiming for. He is however following the rule that one needs to follow if you are pear shaped. Wear your belt in the skinniest part of your waist, right under your ribcage. Of course you have to be a woman to follow that!

BTW, a friend of mine avers that the pattern of Velupillai's outfit was a very popular pattern for women's underwear a few years back. I, however, feel that her fashion analyses are always subtly off the mark. Anyone here would like to back her up ?

Yes circa late 1990s but in sheer fabrics or cotton only. If it's nylon or some other spandexy stretch it's not Victoria Secret but Fredericks of Hollywood! And good girls don't wear anything from Fredericks! :-)

Hillarious Ennis. I just hope for your sake you're not in Jaffna anytime soon - or Toronto! :-)

Man, I know the Tigers are a fierce, brutal, violent organization responding to real, very important sociocultural and political problems, but everything about them has always made me laugh. Even the name "Tamil Tigers" reminds me more of an 80s supervillain team than a "terrorist organization". I hope for their sake that his voice does not sound like Skeletor's.

This would be an interesting Halloween costume..

hahaha =D

....press conference if you’re Ashton Kushner

did u mean Ashton Kutcher?

JoAT, thanks for the following :-)

Yes circa late 1990s but in sheer fabrics or cotton only. If it's nylon or some other spandexy stretch...

And good girls don't wear anything from Fredericks! :-)

do bad girls?

he bears a striking resemblance to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

do bad girls?

Why ju askin me? You ask as if I would know! AHEM!!

My English teacher in 8th grade (and some other young women then) had a major crush on Prabhakaran. That was 18 years ago. He was younger, she was younger and I had a crush on her. So, I paid extra attention to what my "rival" was up to. Never thought about his dress, though.

did u mean Ashton Kutcher?

Thanks!

he bears a striking resemblance to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

I personally thought Danny DeVito with a tan but Stay Puft works too.

And good girls don't wear anything from Fredericks! :-)

You know, I think it is limiting and unfair to compartmentalize women as either "good" or "bad," when the reality is a little more murky. And there's nothing wrong with that -- as the poet Christopher Bridges indicated, most guys like women who are a mix of "good girl" and "bad girl." ;-)

So, ‘Tamil Eezha Desiya Thalaivar’ (how could I call him Thambi?)

You know, I think it is limiting and unfair to compartmentalize women as either "good" or "bad," when the reality is a little more murky.

Paging Spoorlam!! Fredricks of Hollywood has some fabulous feather dusters that double as whips to knock some scarcastic sense into ya!

I heard only two years ago that Thambi is used in some circles (Hindi wallahs living in Hyderabad) as a mildly derogatory term for a Tamil. Not a very bad word like the N-word here, but with mild impact, similar to, say "Okie" or "Bhaiyya". I don't know if it's used elsewhere, though.

Wikipedia claimed that amongst his supporters he is known as "Thambi" or little brother.

Trust me, while I might be fool enough to diss the man's clothing, I'm not about to deliberately insult a man that dangerous in such an off-hand fashion.

Why ju askin me? You ask as if I would know! AHEM!!

You seem to know that good girls dont, so it seemed like the next obvious question

Or Bibendum

I personally thought Danny DeVito with a tan but Stay Puft works too.

I'm sure they'll get Danny DeVito to play him in "Little Bro: the Prabhakaran Story"... maybe M. Night could direct it...

Erm, that was in reference to the "who does he look like" debate.

N-not the "good girls" vs. "bad girls" one...

Wikipedia claimed that amongst his supporters he is known as "Thambi" or little brother.

Trust me, while I might be fool enough to diss the man's clothing, I'm not about to deliberately insult a man that dangerous in such an off-hand fashion.

I'm sure they'll get Danny DeVito to play him in "Little Bro: the Prabhakaran Story"... maybe M. Night could direct it...

"Unbreakable:The Little Tiger in The Water"

"Unbreakable:The Little Tiger in The Water"

come to think of it, he does sort of look like a fat narf...

Haha...

Don't know about the advice, looks pretty cuddly to me. Almost makes me want to donate, but to WWF.

At first I thought you wrote WWE... makes just as much sense.

At first I thought you wrote WWE... makes just as much sense.

Vince McMahon really needs our help, guys!

And a thundercats type logo cap is only appropriate for a press conference if you’re Ashton Kutcher.

Belts belong close to your waist level, not up above your navel.

come to think of it, he does sort of look like a fat narf...

Casting suggestions:

Danny Devito: Prabhakaran
M Night: Mike "Freeze Frame" Reddy (war photographer whose images will change the world)
Mel Gibson: Mel Wallace (recovering alcoholic who smuggles arms to the LTTE. Blames the Jews for oppressing them)
TMBGITW: Monica (ethnically ambiguous UN observer who gets caught up in the conflict)

The dude looks just like the actor Arvind Rathod, who plays "Bapuji" in bahus-turn-the-tables-on-their-in_laws Sony drama "Thodi Khushi Thode Gum".....

Separated at birth: Diabolically devious Gujarati patriarch and so-hip-it-hurts Tamil guerilla supremo. There's definitely a Karan Johar movie in there somewhere.

Casting suggestions:

Danny Devito: Prabhakaran
M Night: Mike "Freeze Frame" Reddy (war photographer whose images will change the world)
Mel Gibson: Mel Wallace (recovering alcoholic who smuggles arms to the LTTE. Blames the Jews for oppressing them)
TMBGITW: Monica (ethnically ambiguous UN observer who gets caught up in the conflict)

Anyone know M. Night's cell#? This will undoubtedly be his next blockbuster...

The dude looks just like the actor Arvind Rathod, who plays "Bapuji" in bahus-turn-the-tables-on-their-in_laws Sony drama "Thodi Khushi Thode Gum".....

Jai Singh you just outed yourself as a MIL/DIL desi drama addict! I mean who would otherwise know the name of an actor on one of those, especially if he looks like Mr Tiger here. Is there something you want to tell us??

JoaT,

Is there something you want to tell us??

My parents watch that show so I've occasionally seen it when I've been at the parental home. I'm not exactly a big fan of MIL/DIL dramas. Although some of the young ladies are quite hot.

You can't "out" me about anything that easily, Rupaul ;)

Anyway, the best show in the world, as everyone knows, is Two And A Half Men.

Although some of the young ladies are quite hot.

Agreed. The looks of the people on Indian tv shows these days are really amazing, and not any less than what you find in Bollywood. One annoying thing about Indian tv shows is that they don't tell you which actor/actress plays which character, so you see a bunch of really hot actresses but you never get to know what their names are. Not that knowing that information would really enhance my life or anything, but still it would be kind of cool to know (for me, I realize not everyone cares) if a particular actress was Punjabi or Maharashtrian or Bengali or whatever.

Anyone know M. Night's cell#? This will undoubtedly be his next blockbuster...

Soundtrack by M.I.A. ... theme song "Claws Of The Tiger"

You can't "out" me about anything that easily, Rupaul ;)

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Soundtrack by M.I.A. ... theme song "Claws Of The Tiger"

They're saving that one for the Rocky where Stallone fights the evil Indian outsourcer.

They're saving that one for the Rocky where Stallone fights the evil Indian outsourcer.

He could recycle his classic line from "Cobra" : "You're the disease, and I'm the cure"

You can't "out" me about anything that easily, Rupaul ;)

nice come back Jai *applause*...but you lost me with the following:

Anyway, the best show in the world, as everyone knows, is Two And A Half Men

seriously??? charlie sheen..seriously??

Anyway, the best show in the world, as everyone knows, is Two And A Half Men

That show is funny...but I don't think it is the best show in the world. I would rather watch a reality show any day ...so much more drama and very unpredictable.

You know, I think it is limiting and unfair to compartmentalize women as either "good" or "bad," when the reality is a little more murky.

Paging Spoorlam!! Fredricks of Hollywood has some fabulous feather dusters that double as whips to knock some scarcastic sense into ya!

Oh well, I suppose my own mock seriousness didn't come through in this format. (I was hoping the Ludacris/Usher reference would make it clear that I wasn't being serious.)

This man is still responsible for abductions, murders and continuting terror. and he doesn't dress well.

right.

thanks for trivializing the misery of millions of people.

post script:
solidarity with the tamil struggle for equality, and all the people of sri lanka, but not this self serving obscenely wealthy asshole.

thanks for trivializing the misery of millions of people.

Butter, do us a favor and go find some warm bread.

This man is still responsible for abductions, murders and continuting terror. and he doesn't dress well.

right.

thanks for trivializing the misery of millions of people.

I was waiting for this comment, and thought I had managed to squeak by when I saw it.
I'm not ignoring the horrible things that he's done himself, or the broader set of horrible things that he's responsible for. We've blogged on numerous occasions about the blood on his hands.

But you know what? When I wrote the post, I wanted to laugh at him for a change, rather than castigating him. I could tell you about the long tradition of laughing at mass murderers, including Hitler and Stalin, but there's no point if you can't see that laughing at somebody doesn't mean endorsing their actions or ignoring their misdeeds. It's just different.

fair enough. I didn't mean to come across bitchy or holier than thou, but here's figure that illicits really difficult, very real, feelings in people and then to have a very detached comedy entry written about him was unsettling. To me it felt like it sent the message that we are so removed from the daily insecurity this conflict causes in people that we don't really care. I guess there was some ambiguity in terms of your intent. But I get where you're coming from and thanks for the quick reply Ennis.

I was waiting for this comment, and thought I had managed to squeak by when I saw it.

Listen, don't mention the war

Anyway, the best show in the world, as everyone knows, is Two And A Half Men.

Ugh. Surely everyone knows the best show in the world is The Amazing Race, followed closely by Project Runway?

He's a major terrorist who has deliberately murdered loads of civilians. He's not some cuddly teddy-bear figure you can talk about patronisingly on your blog. Would you give "fashion tips" to bin Laden or Hitler? (And don't give me crap about the Sri Lanka government being guilty too - I don't speak for them)

PS: He's a terrorist, *not* a guerilla.

Amitabh,

Not that knowing that information would really enhance my life or anything,

That made me laugh my head off. Gold star to you for the funniest sardonic comment on SM since, well, since the last one written by me.

JoaT,

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Arre chup yaar. "Sashay, chante." And all that.

Jeet, Chi_Diva, CthulU,

Re: Two And A Half Men

Yeah I think it's frikking brilliant. The clever one-liners are absolutely superb. And you can just switch off like you would when watching Frasier, knowing that you're going to get 30 minutes of witty, sharply-written banter and excellent entertainment on many different levels.

Well, I really like it anyway. Some quotes from the show here -- I dare you to keep a straight face after reading these !

And yes, Charlie Sheen is brilliant in the show, due to his world-weary performance and his poker-face when delivering all those snappy one-liners I mentioned.

He's a major terrorist who has deliberately murdered loads of civilians. He's not some cuddly teddy-bear figure you can talk about patronisingly on your blog. Would you give "fashion tips" to bin Laden or Hitler?

Seom, see above, comment #69.

Actually, yes, I think that mocking bin Laden, Hitler or Stalin is a good thing. It doesn't diminish their deeds, but it does diminish their stature. People with cults of personality act in ridiculous ways.

Just as laughing and condemning aren't incompatible, it is possible for somebody to be both a guerrilla and a terrorist.

Don't even think about visiting to Srilanka or Toronto.You will pay for this.

Is that a threat, Roger?

That made me laugh my head off. Gold star to you for the funniest sardonic comment on SM since, well, since the last one written by me.

Thanks Jai. I was just trying to head off some comments I could anticipate if I didn't put that in there (along the lines of 'how would your life be any better if you DID know the names of the actresses?'). Sometimes you have to be really proactive on this site!

Thats an advice to you.

To Roger:

First of all, you need to loosen up. it’s a goddamn joke!
Second of all, this attitude of yours is what gotten Ceylon Tamils in the mess they are in now. I’m talking about intimidating/killing/abusing of anyone who has a different view.

ennis: Maybe Roger was suggesting that it's pretty expensive there? That can't be right though, I've lived in Toronto and Sri Lanka. It's not that bad. I say visit later in January and take advantage of Winterlicious and the -20 weather.

Roger: What the hell? Redirect that energy into doing something positive for Ceylon/Sri Lanka if you really feel outraged, it'll be a million times more productive.

seom: "(And don't give me crap about the Sri Lanka government being guilty too - I don't speak for them)"
Soooo, you speak for who? The Tigers? You don't speak for anyone and you're just giving your opinion. Stand behind it; don't hide behind "I don't speak for them"

Tylor: Yeah, it's people like Roger that created the mess in Sri Lanka, what with the existing and all. Not to defend what I perceived to be a threat against Ennis, because it's clearly not defensible (it's criminal). But your "second of all" response was rather patronising. [As is this reply] Let's stay on topic and stick to fashion tips.

For example: "I like the camouflage trend when it's done very feminine and sexy"

Prabakharan suicide bombed me today and totally ruined my shopping trip.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6197562.stm

I couldn't go to the tea gift shop I wanted to because it was bombed, so I had to go to another branch. Which gave me change in the from of a stack of notes -- each worth ten freaking cents. What the hell am I supposed to do with a stack of dime notes?

Way to go Prabakharan. You totally screwed my morning.

Navin

Amitabh,

Sometimes you have to be really proactive on this site!

Tell me about it. I've had a little experience in having to insert tiresome explanatory "caveats" too, as you know. I think that some (certainly not all) commenters here like being pedantically argumentative just for the sake of it and obviously have a little too much free time on their hands.

Anyway, apart from one or two of the most famous actresses, I don't know what most of their names are either ;)

some1z revized wat uze put on this page. pretti funniz stuff

http://www.aeonity.com/ceylon-ink

Sorry to burst your bubble peepz.

But, this is not Prabakaran. hehehehehehe

Good old Vellu has put on years as well as weight. He does not get much exercise holed up in his Wanni bunker. Plus all those farewell diners with the suicide faithful has added to that imense girth, fat round the chin and the cheeks. If he is approaching the looks and likes of Michaelin pappapa. Never mind. He does look like a Shivaji Ganesean or a biggher version of MGR. And that too with a loyal following to boot.

So who cares about the looks.

And don't poke fun at his fashion. His is a serious business....I mean BUSINESS (which is what it is, for both the government (billions in arms) and the striped kind (also billions in drugs, kappan money). So a lack of style or a sense of color or elegance is made up by clout. And I mean CLOUT!

Not to worry too. Very soon, Kuruna Aiya in the east will also get fat and puggy: he is alreaday putting on a pot.

So two is company ? Right?