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January 18, 2007

The singing MalakarsTV

I want to start by emphatically stating (for the record) that I DO NOT WATCH American Idol. I would rather admit to drinking toilet water. However, I really was flipping channels when I came across the cutest sister (19)/brother (17) from Washington trying out for the show in Seattle. I had to stop and watch. Whatever. I do hate myself. [Pics via Uber Desi from American Idol]

Shyamali sang Summertime. Paula Abdul said she was very nervous, but didn’t need to be. Simon Cowell wasn’t impressed, but both Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul said “yes.” Her brother Sanjaya Malakar sang Stevie Wonder’s “Sign, Sealed, Delivered.” Simon Cowell said he was a lot better than his sister. All three judges agreed on putting Sanjaya through to Hollywood. [Link]

You can tell already that the Idol editors are going to play up the whole sibling rivalry angle which is unfortunate since I’ll bet that these two are as close as a sister and brother can get. Even though the judges thought Sanjaya had a better voice (but his sister better stage presence) he didn’t rub it in on camera. Since I am never watching the show again, I’ll count on some of you readers to let us know what happens with these two. I think they are both too shy but if Clay Aiken could get as far as he got then anything is possible.

There have been a lot of desis on TV this week. Good stuff.

abhi on January 18, 2007 12:16 AM in TV · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



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¤ Nerve Endings Firing Away said: Desi American Idol Hopefuls - Sanjaya and Shyamali Malakar

Since everyone desi is gung ho about Big Brother in UK and frothing at the mouth at the alleged racism, I’ll be brave enough to go to the other extreme and admit my guilty pleasure of enjoying American Idol. I am not a rabid fan although I know o...
January 18, 2007 10:55 PM

66 comments

 1 · SemiDesiMasala on January 18, 2007 12:26 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I heart them!! They are so cute!

You can tell already that the Idol editors are going to play up the whole sibling rivalry angle which is unfortunate since I’ll bet that these two are as close as a sister and brother can get. Even though the judges thought Sanjaya had a better voice (but his sister better stage presence) he didn’t rub it in on camera.

I agree, but I really hope they both make it far in the show. They are both so talented...When the camera showed their family, it looked mixed...are they half and half maybe?


 2 · Camille on January 18, 2007 12:40 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Honestly, these two were SUCH a pleasure to watch, and had surprisingly strong voices. Gotta have mad love for Sanjaya with his rendition of "Signed, Sealed, Delivered." I'll be honest, though, I'm not sure if my judgment is thrown off by the 1.5 hours of absolute CRAP that came before and after.


 3 · Milind on January 18, 2007 12:43 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure their mother is white.

Seriously, those two were among the very few bright spots from the two days of auditions we've seen so far. What a suckfest overall.


 4 · EE on January 18, 2007 12:51 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Hopefully someone posts this on youtube or something so we can all catch the repeat!!!


 5 · Kurma on January 18, 2007 01:03 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I would rather admit to drinking toilet water.
I knew we had something in common! The graduate school diet never killed anyone.

 6 · shimi on January 18, 2007 01:29 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ha, I'm still not watching American Idol :)
There have been a lot of Desis on TV lately. Not sure there's anything to be proud of in Dinesh D'Souza's appearance on The Colbert Report though...


 7 · shlok on January 18, 2007 01:44 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
There have been a lot of desis on TV this week. Good stuff.

yeah right! that's what i'm saying. begins with 24, then 24 and heroes, then law and order, then american idol, then office and er. did i miss anything? has there been a more desier primetime week than this?


 8 · Mys T. on January 18, 2007 01:55 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Hahahah...what's funny, Abhi, is that I knew you wrote this piece before I even scrolled down to actually view who authored it.


 9 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 06:52 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

abhi: i know secretly you tivo this stuff...

(ducks for cover.... quickly)

don't think they will make it far (no i didn't hear them or watch the 2 hr drawn out auditions that showcase freaks crazier than the circus side show acts....why is this still one of the highest rated shows? did any of the idol's really make it big after kelly? i don't think so....)..but props to them for representing ..


 10 · inothernews on January 18, 2007 08:09 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

They seemed absolutely sweet, well-raised, humble but really, really talented. I actually think they have a good chance of going far!
If they make it further, this may be the second season of AI I watch (after watching the first season through a loooooong summer in Salt Lake City.)


 11 · Sonia Kaur on January 18, 2007 08:18 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

There was a whole scene on Knights of Prosperity last night where the desi character goes to a desi dentist and then proceeds to have a whole conversation (with subtitles) in Hindi. It was hilarious.


 12 · Spacecat on January 18, 2007 08:21 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What's wrong with drinking outta the toilet?


 13 · Ennis on January 18, 2007 08:49 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If they go national, they can rebrand themselves as the Singing Macacas.


 14 · Santosh on January 18, 2007 09:00 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thanks for the gratuitous mention, Abhi. I did not get their names and my TiVo chose a nice time to conk out on me.
I'm not a big Idol myself but I guess I may actually follow this season.
Ennis, the Singing Macacas has a nice ring to it.


 15 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 09:01 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
There was a whole scene on Knights of Prosperity last night where the desi character goes to a desi dentist and then proceeds to have a whole conversation (with subtitles) in Hindi. It was hilarious.

you took the words right out of my mouth sonia... it was funny as heck.. love that show.


 16 · badmash on January 18, 2007 09:02 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I caught this audtition while I was watching the second installment of Little Mosque on the Prairie (which was good btw). Yes I think they will play up the sibling rivalry because sista seems to have some issues with ubercompetitiveness - then again, they could make Simon look like a bleeding heart so I guess it's all in the way they write this "reality" show.


 17 · Sriram on January 18, 2007 09:17 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

While I'm rooting for the siblings, I'm afraid I can't bring myself to actually watch the show. I've been raging against reality TV for so long that at this point I've got a rep to protect. NO reality television for yours truly.


 18 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 09:18 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
NO reality television for yours truly.
we need to start an anti-reality movement.. you in? :)

 19 · Janeofalltrades on January 18, 2007 09:20 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Oh they are adorable. I couldn't deal with the really bad but good for ratings singing so I tuned it out. I usually tune into Idol after they've gone thru the nonsensense stage and have it narrowed down to people who can actually sing. If they are still around then I'll definitely root for them. Hell I might even call in!


 20 · Sriram on January 18, 2007 09:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
we need to start an anti-reality movement.. you in?

I'm in like a potato in a somosa!


 21 · nikhil on January 18, 2007 09:58 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

there's also the south indian dude on the apprentice. surya


 22 · Shodan on January 18, 2007 10:00 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
we need to start an anti-reality movement.. you in? :)
In like Jinn. Never watched that shite. Unless you count Telematch. Used to be the only entertaining show on Doordarshan in '80s.

 23 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 10:19 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

sweet.
we have a trifecta.
shodan, sriram, and the bean.
:)
anti-reality, begins with the brown.


 24 · Ashi on January 18, 2007 10:26 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Those kids were so adorable! I'm really happy they both got selected b/c they are truly talented. You could see it in the way they paused in between while singing. The important thing about them is their humility.

The rest of the show shows typical American arrogance - the judges are saying "No, you can't sing." and they're fighting back "what do you know about music?" (um, duh..everything.) If a professional tells you that you suck, you accept it and move on.

So, it is refreshing to see modesty.

Plus, if all the desis start calling in and voting for them, it'll really pull them up!! Didn't they have that success story for one Filipino (?) girl -- She lost the show, but became a huge hit with her market.

Anyway, these kids were so adorable with their big toothy smiles.


 25 · EE on January 18, 2007 11:10 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

***American Idol Spoiler***

Sanjaya makes it past the cut-out round in Hollywood...!! (link)


 26 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 11:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

the rockstar of all AI's combined... is of course WILLIAM HUNG!


 27 · Camille on January 18, 2007 11:49 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

oh chick pea, why did you have to go there?


 28 · begtodiffer on January 18, 2007 12:05 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thanks for the spoiler EE. BTW they're going to have to change their names if they're going to get a decent voting base. Did you hear how Ryan was mangling Shyamali? I do like the Singing Macacas though. It has a kind of stick it to them quality.


 29 · Tiggs on January 18, 2007 12:08 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If you go by the spoilers on idols forum, the boy made it to the final round while his sister made it to the third round...whatever that means. They had the final cutdowns on 1/15/07


 30 · IslandGirl on January 18, 2007 12:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I also caught their audition while flipping through channels. Haven't been caught up in the hype that is AI, admittedly I'm more likely to watch just to see how far they get.


 31 · Quizman on January 18, 2007 12:54 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The rest of the show shows typical American arrogance - the judges are saying "No, you can't sing." and they're fighting back "what do you know about music?" (um, duh..everything.) If a professional tells you that you suck, you accept it and move on.

Not fair. There were some decent and humble perfomers too, most notably, the 16 year old girl from Arizona who was superb. She may go all the way to the final round. She was far superior to anyone else yesterday. (IMHO).


 32 · Quizman on January 18, 2007 12:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

shlok: has there been a more desier primetime week than this?

Sunita Wiliams.


 33 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 01:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
oh chick pea, why did you have to go there?

because, i'm not a big fan of AI (brown or not) and thought this might remind others to join on the anti-reality bandwagon.
(getting off the podium, ducking--you know, the usual)
does it not get old? to see paula act like a complete idiot (alcohol or no alcohol), cowell acting like a pompous fool, and randy saying 'dawg'?


 34 · goriwife on January 18, 2007 02:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Oh, I was wondering if someone would blog this. When the sibings appeared on the screen, in our house the "Come quick, there's In'juns on TV!" call sounded. The sister specified that her father was from India and that they inherited their singing voices from him. They showed both parents waiting for the kids to come out of the audition room, and mom was a gori like me. Very nice for my kiddo to see his family "represented."

I don't watch TV in general, but I do watch AI. I could care less about the dramatics from the judges and the ridiculous narcissistic loons who appear during the tryouts - I tune all that out - for me and for me kiddo, the fun is in seeing unknown singing talent compete and emerge (admittedly, I was also a sucker for Star Search back some years...) Surely someone else out there besides me gets their childhood fantasies of becoming a singer tweaked by watching AI?


 35 · shlok on January 18, 2007 02:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

quizman, Which primetime show was Sunita Willams on? I'm sorry I missed that.


 36 · Neale on January 18, 2007 03:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What if they elimiated the clown aspect of AI and replaced it with real judges and serious singers? From the outste. I am sure there is an audience for that. I am surprised no one has sued Cowell - he is downright rude. Even as an act - drawing attention to competitors' physical appearnace (big eyes????) is not acceptable.


 37 · Santosh on January 18, 2007 03:59 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Neale,
I'm sure everyone has to sign a release before they enter that building basically entitling AI to use and edit their footage as AI sees fit.


 38 · QUizman on January 18, 2007 04:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

shlok: Oops, I cut and pasted the wrong quote. I meant that in addition to other desis on primetime shows, Sunita was also in the news in the past few weeks on mainstream channels.


 39 · GauravM on January 18, 2007 05:02 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

My fiance (sp?) used to watch AI pretty religiously back in season 1 and most of 2....so of course she caught this while flipping channels and I said to her "guaranteed that a post is being created for Sepia Mutiny as we speak" - thank you Abhi and rest of mutiny for the sense of predictability you have added to being brown and being in America ;)


 40 · GauravM on January 18, 2007 05:18 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

ofcourse there's a youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV4DxP-crVI


 41 · hema on January 18, 2007 05:27 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Heh. I heart "American Idol" and I'm pretty sure you do too. I've been waiting 5 seasons now for them to have a desi kid on...and now we get two for the price of one.

They were pretty much the only contestants yesterday who were not completely ridiculous. Representin'!


 42 · shlok on January 18, 2007 05:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

quizman, oh yeah you're right.

it's funny how i was concerned with african americans being underepresented in the media. and didn't even realize that there weren't any desis on TV whatsoever. look at us getting excited because there is a handful of, most ever, brown folks on tv.

remember back in the day when shows like 'family matters' were on, they'd use the same desi looking guy for all south asian and middle eastern roles?

thanks gauravm for the link. i never saw it before.


 43 · SemiDesiMasala on January 18, 2007 05:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
They showed both parents waiting for the kids to come out of the audition room, and mom was a gori like me. Very nice for my kiddo to see his family "represented."

goriwife...I agree, it was totally cool to see a mixed family up there. :)


 44 · rano on January 18, 2007 05:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Just caught the singing Malakars on youtube. They were really charming and talented. The boy needs a haircut though- that was my hairstyle at 17 but then again, that was in 1980 :)


 45 · Amrita on January 18, 2007 06:24 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

youtube video
I can't stand AI, so thanks for this! so cute, the malakar macacas! Simon, you're fired, they're both lovely. plus she was good about her name.


 46 · Camille on January 18, 2007 06:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
because, i'm not a big fan of AI (brown or not) and thought this might remind others to join on the anti-reality bandwagon. (getting off the podium, ducking--you know, the usual) does it not get old? to see paula act like a complete idiot (alcohol or no alcohol), cowell acting like a pompous fool, and randy saying 'dawg'?
Of course it gets old, but sometimes folks are impressive. I like the singing. I know, that sounds stupid.

I think I thought something totally different when you mentioned William Hung - he was on the "talent show" circuit at Cal before he premiered on AI, so those of us who saw him pre- and post-AI probably have a different reaction :)


 47 · goriwife on January 18, 2007 07:10 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

it's funny how i was concerned with african americans being underepresented in the media. and didn't even realize that there weren't any desis on TV whatsoever. look at us getting excited because there is a handful of, most ever, brown folks on tv

Some time ago I remember hearing (maybe reading?) Oprah Winfrey discuss how, when she was a child and a Black person appeared on television, it was a HUGE thing and everyone in her house would come running to the TV to see it. Anybody remember the man with the red white and blue turban who was on camera often during the Democratic National Convention in '04? I was down in the basement doing laundry when my husband started yelling, "get upstairs quick - there's a Sikh guy on National TV!" Seeing himself represented in the mainstream was a really big deal; one that I've had the privilege of taking for granted my whole life.


 48 · SemiDesiMasala on January 18, 2007 07:28 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Some time ago I remember hearing (maybe reading?) Oprah Winfrey discuss how, when she was a child and a Black person appeared on television, it was a HUGE thing and everyone in her house would come running to the TV to see it. Anybody remember the man with the red white and blue turban who was on camera often during the Democratic National Convention in '04? I was down in the basement doing laundry when my husband started yelling, "get upstairs quick - there's a Sikh guy on National TV!" Seeing himself represented in the mainstream was a really big deal; one that I've had the privilege of taking for granted my whole life.

Haha...that how it is. Last night, when the Malakar's came on TV, I was in the next room over studying. My husband started banging on the wall like nobody's business and hollering for me to get in there and watch. We held our breath until they started to sing and when they both turned out to be totally awesome and both made it through, we were high-fiving each other and cheering like they were family. Mr. Masala is of Jewish descent and we did the same thing last year when a Hasidic Jewish teen auditioned for "so you think you can dance" as a breakdancer. It's always nice to see members of our communities get public recognition because so often TV shows (reality or not) don't reflect us very accurately.


 49 · PMA on January 18, 2007 07:57 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I got a call by one my white friends....in another state.

"DUDE! I doubt you watch this, but..."

"...but two Indians were on American Idol? Yeah, I saw."

The one day out of two weeks I actually sit on my couch and turn on the TV, I spot two Indians singing in front of me. Although they are NOWHERE near as entertaining as that one sardar kid who auditioned for Popstars some years back. Now THAT was entertainment, pure and simple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGr_A8crtq0


 50 · EE on January 18, 2007 08:08 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

i just watched the clip and i thought shyamali was better!


 51 · chick pea on January 18, 2007 08:10 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

PMA:
the sikh guy on popstars is fantastic.


 52 · runnerwallah on January 18, 2007 08:18 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Some time ago I remember hearing (maybe reading?) Oprah Winfrey discuss how, when she was a child and a Black person appeared on television, it was a HUGE thing and everyone in her house would come running to the TV to see it.

It was the same thing in our house, but only in the 90's :-) Whenever an Indian appeared on TV, someone (usually my dad) would excitedly exclaim "Indian, Indian!". It was like we were playing a game.

These days the fun is gone, but that's okay. At least seeing an Indian on television is not as much of a novelty as it was in the past.


 53 · Raj on January 18, 2007 11:13 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sanjaya
http://www.myspace.com/dazeoffire910

Shyamali
http://www.myspace.com/shyamali


 54 · Kurma on January 18, 2007 11:17 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Malakar the kalakar, Yaaahahahaha


 55 · Fuerza Dulce on January 19, 2007 10:56 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Neale, I'm sure everyone has to sign a release before they enter that building basically entitling AI to use and edit their footage as AI sees fit.


My buddy and I tried out when they had auditions in Jersey. You download the release off the site, and you submit it as you head onto the floor to try out for one of the producers.


"I acknowledge and agree that Producer shall have the right to (a)
include any or all such information and appearances, depictions or portrayals in the Program as edited by Producer in its sole
discretion, and (b) to broadcast and otherwise exploit the Program containing any or all such information and appearances,
depictions or portrayals in any manner whatsoever in any and all media now known or hereafter devised, or for any other
purpose, throughout the universe in perpetuity."


Forever and ever and ever.


 56 · Vi on January 19, 2007 05:14 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I watch American Idol when it has been narrowed to five or six people--then the competition really heats up. I hope to see these two last until then.


 57 · devdas on January 19, 2007 06:55 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Malakar the kalakar, Yaaahahahaha

What exactly does this mean Kurma, and why are you getting off on it? Inquiring minds want to know...


 58 · Sunil on January 19, 2007 09:53 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The day after the American Idol I was stuck in traffic and happened to tune into the Adam corolla show. They were discussing the recent episode of American Idol and especially the Desi brother and sister act. Adam went into this fake apu/indian accent the whole time he discussed them and even sang the Stevie wonder song(that Sanjaya sang)with the accent and a sitar playing in the background.

My point is this, when will desis ever be accepted as a part of mainstream culture when two kids who are obviously raised in the US are tagged with the "outsider/Indian" tag. Corolla has got into trouble before and has had to apologize.


 59 · Sin on January 20, 2007 05:08 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Since I'm fairly one-dimensional about this stuff (and unabashedly so), Sanjaya looks kinda hot.


 60 · vichent on January 25, 2007 02:42 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sanjaya and Shaymali are so hot. I wonder how close of a bro and sis they actually are.....


 61 · bojo on February 14, 2007 09:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

the brother is thru' into the final 24! let's see how far he goes ...


 62 · EE on February 14, 2007 11:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

woohoo!! he's sooo adorable :)


 63 · Prasad on March 14, 2007 11:35 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I thought Sanjaya did alright last night (compared to the other guys). The clear winners were girls. Hehe, I think he might prevail one more week. More power to desi!


 64 · Neil on March 20, 2007 09:19 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

uhh poor kid...who's still voting for him? I hope a lot of people aren't just cuz he's desi. A lot of more deserving people have already been booted off.


 65 · Raj on March 29, 2007 10:49 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I would rather drink sewage water than watch the American Idol. But, I am afraid that Sanjaya has replaced William Hung as the object of white people's redicule..that is the reason he continues to survive...and he is making Indians look like fools.


 66 · Al_Mujahid_for_debauchery on March 29, 2007 10:53 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

But, I am afraid that Sanjaya has replaced William Hung as the object of white people's redicule..that is the reason he continues to survive...and he is making Indians look like fools.

I dont watch this show but I believe Hung got kicked off in the first round.


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