To counterbalance my earlier post, I decided to blog about something more fluffy today. Reader Pauravi emailed this link to the bunker with the following message:

So finally, there is a calendar us South Asian women can feast our eyes on :). Enough of the gawking at scantily clad women, check this out!
I was swamped at work on Friday so I had one of the monkeys take a look to give me his expert opinion:
The calendar is SO worth a looksie…I went through all 50 men and honestly I don’t have any drool left yet.
So what exactly is this calendar, you ask? Asiana Magazine — a UK lifestyle and bridal magazine for Asian women — has a feature on the “ultimate 50 single Asian men in Britain.” Each man’s photo comes complete with an interview and biodata such as age, profession, car that he drives, and salary range. (Am I the only one who finds the last two kind of tacky?)

I’m all for the objectification of beautiful brown men (such as this one, this one, and this one). But in this publication, I found the interviews much more entertaining than the photos. Take, for example, the priceless interview with Rehan Bhatt:

Age: 28

Drives: Lotus & BMW

Biggest turn-off: Women that judge a man by the car he drives.

Your ex would describe you as… The greatest real dream she ever had. She actually said that!

Pulling outfit? I’m not that vain but jeans, crisp shirt and my pink g-string never fails!

Most outrageous thing you’ve ever done: I got randomly attacked once so I chinned the guy, only the guy turned out to be a butch lesbian.

Translation: I want a woman to like me for me. But in case any of you are wondering, I drive a BMW. I’ve also beaten up a woman. Call me.

Aman Chohan, however, was much more self-deprecating:

Your ex would describe you as… an arsehole. Other than that, it’ll all be good things.

Teen heartthrob: Tia from Sister Sister. What are the chances she reads Asiana? Hook me up!

My favorite profile is that of Aash Aneel:
Worst quality: I forget things. Like any bad qualities I may have, for instance.

How many times have you said I love you? After a few too many drinks, sure, but then you only have to count if you get arrested.

Most outrageous thing you’ve ever done: Danced with a Christmas tree I found on the streets. I may have said I love you to the tree but there was no awkward moment the next day.

He’s cute and he has a sense of humor. My kind of guy.

Take a look at the publication yourself. The photos are tasteful and safe for work. And the interviews will make you smirk.