GujuHottiee120586: ass opposed to avoidng him like a total phudi

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss stfu

GujuHottiee120586: jus playin…hes so sycho he’d just log on w/a diff sn and check u out n e way lol

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss :( see??? thats y i didnt block him

GujuHottiee120586: y the hell did u pick something so retarded… soundz like porn lolol

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ass opposed to “guju hottie”? u wern’t even born in 86, tard

GujuHottiee120586: haha my fake id sayz i was LOL

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss if u had a real braine it wouldve said 85… then u couldve come to the 21+ party the rest of us went to at cabana lol

GujuHottiee120586: dum ass my cuzn shital was born in 86 wtf not my fault her parents were so f ing slow to pop out lil patelz

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss shital an hetal. awesome. ur name is bad enuf, cant bleeive she hasn’t changed hers

GujuHottiee120586: i like my name. it means friendly.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss if by “friendly’ we mean slutty

GujuHottiee120586: ima virgin u bitch

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ONLY CUZ U LET IT IN EVERY HOLE XCEPT THAT ONE! ROFLMAO!!!11

GujuHottiee120586: yeah at least my dad dint name me after some fat ugly guy bcuz he was all dpressed n shit since he dint have a son…hmmm ‘i like kapil…oh snap…i had a useless girl…oh well, kapila it is’ LOL

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss he was NOT depressed. n e way kapil dev is a very important figure in indian history, so my name is proof my daddy luvz me

GujuHottiee120586: he is not important u dum ho…hes a bollywood actor

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss get ur flat ass out of star world biznatch…not everyone is from bollywood

GujuHottiee120586: tru…he woudve been on koffee with karan if he were

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss stfu with ur koffee with karan. that show is so G-

GujuHottiee120586: sorry KAPILA. whose too much of a chicken so she had to change her sn. @ least u didn’t pick something pathetic like jaya did…

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss wats wrong with jayas sn

GujuHottiee120586: “JayaPrada91989”? How getto is THAT? Hold on, let me change mine too “HetalDiesel6969” or something else retarded. she doesnt even have a prada bag or n e thing prada for that mattar

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss u abortion, THAT IS HER NAME

GujuHottiee120586: wat???

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss her NAME is “Jayaprada”…I swear to god, I don’t know how the fuck u got in to columbia and penn

GujuHottiee120586: :(

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss besides…DIESEL is perfect. dont all guju names all have to end in ‘L” n e wayz? sejal pagal ketel bagel? sorta like that rule which forces ur mom to ruin raita wit sugar?

GujuHottiee120586: wateverz. i may have got in to penn but i wont be there. n that means i wont get to meet the most amazing artiste EVER :(

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss OH. omfg. lmao.

GujuHottiee120586: ???

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss i meant to tell u…

GujuHottiee120586: now what…lemme guess-hes teaching at columbia too but only this summer when ill be stuck in bumblefuck ahmedabad

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ahmedabad is like the sixth biggest city in india u dum whore

GujuHottiee120586: so? its still not mumbay

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss ROFLMAO…its mumbai…don’t u know n e thing about the city where ur entire life comes from

GujuHottiee120586: u had something to tell me? otherwise this is getting old. like ur getto ass pre-pwned lexus

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss im gonna enjoy droppin this gossip even more after that haterade on my ride

GujuHottiee120586: get to the point u stripper

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss remember when we were @ columbia with ur moms a few wks ago?

GujuHottiee120586: yah

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss n how she asked if u wanted to go to that namuhsakay shiz at some major library bc shes so naive she thinks u actualy liked n read the book vs merely having wet dreamz about taj badaladalameassbad

GujuHottiee120586: yeah…who cares about gurinder nair and jhumka lahri…they shoulda had my baby daddy there…n is not like hes disqualified to be all intellexual and shit…i mean…hes teaching at an ivy league school i stupidly turned down :(

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss LMAO! OMFG! ROGLMAO!!!!! But he WAS. He WAS there!!1

GujuHottiee120586: WHAT???

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss yeah like a suprize in the audence he just up n asked a ? @ the end and people dint recognize him at first n then they all like did, all of a sudden bcuz he was all, ‘im like kal penn and shit”

GujuHottiee120586: omg. OMG. O>M>F>G. that is SO satc when big surprised carrie in frisco!

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss hahaha

GujuHottiee120586: im gonna go kill myself :’(

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss jus watch KKKG again, that should do it

GujuHottiee120586 signed off at 2:17am

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To the completely beautiful, kind and talented AUTHOR who sent this tip in anonymously via our news tab…with your permission, I’ll blow up your spot. Everyone should buy your new book. :) And I’ll be over for that Malayalee food you promised for dinner on Friday, thanks P-molay. :D