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April 09, 2007

When Kapila Met AbhiHumor

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sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol…r u that Abhi guy from Speia Mutiny

Abhi Mutineer: My sn would indicate so, but yes, I am “that Abhi guy” from SEPia Mutiny

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: LOL u r funy. k, so I like asked a comment on ur blog but it got dleted

Abhi Mutineer: Could you be a bit more specific? About everything? We delete dozens of comments daily.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol my bad, I was asking u for help w/my assinment on space bc ur an asstronaght and shit. OH SHIT, i didnt mean to curse!!

Abhi Mutineer: Right, well as you may not have noticed, our comment policy specifically states that “Requests for celebrities’ contact info or homework assistance…may be deleted.”

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: i like how u have that dramatic pause wthe dotdotdot lol oh so thas y i got deleted. well do u mind if i jus ask u a few ?s

Abhi Mutineer: I’m more than willing to help, if I have time. Email me your questions and I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t promise anything.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: o ok can u like get it to me tonite?

Abhi Mutineer: Its 9pm.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya but its due tomorow

Abhi Mutineer: Well…that’s a bit short notice.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: welll u guyz deleted my comment!

Abhi Mutineer: When did you leave it?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: like a while ago…at 7.

Abhi Mutineer: 7pm TODAY?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya

Abhi Mutineer: May I ask what grade you are in or what class this is for?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: LOL ima seniro in hs. its for my debate class.

Abhi Mutineer: Debate…several of our Mutineers did that in high school. What are you going to do next year?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol brown.

Abhi Mutineer: EXCUSE ME??

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: im goin to brown…o…u thot…ROTFLMAO

Abhi Mutineer: What can Brown do for us, indeed. Okay, well I don’t think I can help you, I’m pressed for time and I’d want to make sure I was giving you the best possible quotes or information, etc.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: well its just a 1-pger so if u have like 1 quote

Abhi Mutineer: About?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: LOL i forgot to even tell u? im such an idiot. k, theres this guy an eh paid like $20 billion dollaz to go in like, space. wat r ur thots on this curent event

Abhi Mutineer: My thoughts? I wish I was a rich nerd.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: k

Abhi Mutineer: Is that all?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya. thx.

Abhi Mutineer: You’re welcome.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol

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28 comments

1 · Nina P on April 9, 2007 11:26 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Heheh. You said asstronaght. Heheheheh.

Novel, please.

2 · yeti on April 9, 2007 11:35 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

my favorite one yet!

3 · Ravneet on April 9, 2007 11:49 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi Mutineer: What can Brown do for us, indeed

4 · chi_diva on April 9, 2007 12:15 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi Mutineer: I’m more than willing to help, if I have time. Email me your questions and I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t promise anything.
sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: o ok can u like get it to me tonite?

Abhi Mutineer: Its 9pm.

This is so funny.

5 · tamasha on April 9, 2007 12:40 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Convo #2 is still my fave, but what makes this one so great is the pop-up video style linkage.

6 · Jeet on April 9, 2007 01:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

hey, like wherE is me commEnt?

7 · vivek on April 9, 2007 02:16 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

hey, like wherE is me commEnt?

over here

8 · Mohinder_Suresh on April 9, 2007 03:27 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

heheheh good stuff

9 · coach diesel on April 9, 2007 03:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

So what is Abhi really doing in that picture?

I see some Tyvek, maybe? And/or sheetrock?

Or maybe I'm just projecting my own renovation hell onto everything else?

10 · Mr Kobayashi on April 9, 2007 03:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I dunno Coach, but I suspect it involves a maximum absorbency garment.

11 · Shruti on April 9, 2007 04:45 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I dunno Coach, but I suspect it involves a maximum absorbency garment.

Abhi's wearing a diaper.

12 · voiceinthehead on April 9, 2007 05:10 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Looks like he is grinding some spices in a made for space stone&pestle for a dinner party he is throwing.

13 · A N N A on April 9, 2007 07:14 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

So what is Abhi really doing in that picture?

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don't you? ;)

14 · DP on April 9, 2007 07:45 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

how ever did she get into brown??

15 · Abhi on April 9, 2007 07:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Wow. What a thing to find after a long days work. :)
For the record, I am working on an experiment I proposed to test the effects of ferromagnetic fluids in a microgravity environment. This picture was taken inside the belly of the Vomit Comet over the Gulf of Mexico. But I do look kind of bunched around the waist in that shot as I am trying to keep from floating off. That was 5 years ago.

16 · DDiA on April 9, 2007 07:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

how ever did she get into brown??

She wrote a novelette. A full novel clearly deserves the H-bomb.

17 · coach diesel on April 9, 2007 07:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don't you? ;)

Well, it's either that or go back to sanding and priming window sashes. :)

18 · Jaya on April 9, 2007 08:02 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I don't get it, is not being able to spell a prerequisite for getting into the Ivy League? Hell, maybe that's why Columbia rejected me.

19 · Sriram on April 9, 2007 08:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don't you? ;)
Well, it's either that or go back to sanding and priming window sashes. :)

Or worse, going back and actually doing my job.

20 · SM Intern on April 9, 2007 08:36 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What Abhi didn't tell you is that he's actually HAD this conversation. Twice. Have mercy.

21 · Ravi the Hurler on April 9, 2007 08:57 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Hehe....

inside the belly of the Vomit Comet

Were you ok during your test or were you a part of the unlucky minority?

22 · rah on April 9, 2007 09:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Yeah, I was wondering if the purpose of that receptacle is to house vomit. Which raises the ugly but necessary question: what exactly happens to vomit in a weightless environment?

23 · voiceinthehead on April 9, 2007 09:51 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don't you? ;)

Yes. How about a Friday 55 nanofiction picture captioning contest. :)

24 · Manju on April 9, 2007 09:59 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don't you? ;)

abhi: "ok, this kama sutra position feels pretty good, but i seem to be missing something? what could that be?"

25 · DP on April 9, 2007 10:06 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Hey, I did Debate! My Freshman year of High School, but it was a club, not a class?

26 · Camille on April 9, 2007 10:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

My eyes bled a little when I read this. Heartfelt sympathies to Abhi. Honestly, these kids these days ;)

27 · Asha's Dad on April 10, 2007 03:22 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Now will never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.

28 · Anokha on April 10, 2007 09:51 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

"ferromagnetic fluids in a microgravity environment."

Betcha can't say that five times fast ;)

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