May 24, 2007
On The Considerable Benefits of Pineapple JuiceHumor
Oh. My. Gawd. Babli. Look at her blog.
It’s like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She’s just so…FAQ.
With sincerest apologies to Sir with love, but I could not resist. I just read Uberdesi and it immediately had me reminiscing (I reminisce, I reminisce) about high school thanks to the blunt advice contained in one of its latest posts; the straightforward way it handled questions everyone wondered about but almost no one dared ask reminded me of Sassy magazine’s shocking candor. How could I not also recall furtive curiosity, the novelty of espresso drinks, 90210 and most definitely, “Baby Got Back” on auto-repeat in my Pioneer.
Yes, ladkas and ladkis. Akka be so old, her first car didn’t have no bougie CD player. Uh-uh. “Auto-repeat” meant that the stereo would smack it up, flip it and rub it down for me and by that I mean, I didn’t have to physically take out the tape and reinsert it to hear the other side, not that any of you youngsters can relate to this in any way. Haha. I said “reinsert”. (Told you I was in a puerile mood).
So there’s a reason why I’ve got fornication on the brain and it’s all Uberdesi’s fault. Their blogger Amrita wrote a post with a title so naughty, I shan’t repeat it here, but I’ll quote from it liberally because any desi with a healthy attitude towards sexuality deserves some fame and appreciation.
Here’s the deal, your juices are altered by what you eat. While I can’t get enough of mamma’s fish curry, I might have to fight the gag reflex with a mouth full of fishy swimmers. Urban dictionary defines fish curry as, “the vagina of an Indian female.” Not so yummy.
That’s just wrong. I’m really sick of the “tastes like curry” remark. Enough already. What am I not sick of? Lines like this which make me laugh so inappropriately, I forget to be upset:
Who wants to be known for having a spicy taco?
No comment. ;)
Alcohol, caffeine, drugs, and heavy spices among other culprits can cause the funk-nasty taste.
And then, because Amrita is a helpful sort of gf, she breaks it down.
Here are a few tips:
*Drink tons of water and flush out your system.
*Eat plenty of fruits. As if one needed a reason to splurge on heavenly Indian mangoes. Pineapple juice supposedly does miracles.
Omnivores! I am windicated! Amrita says so:
*Eat plenty of veggies. Stay away from foul smelling veggies like asparagus, cabbage or cauliflower. This is a plus for the non-meat eaters as vegetarians taste better.
*Cut down on chowing down on spices like garlic and onion if you want someone to chow down on you.
*Cleanse out your system with green juice (parsley or wheat grass with a pinch of cardamom, cinnamon, lemon or mint).
Wheatgrass with cardamom? I didn’t think you could make those shots of freshly shorn lawn palatable, but hey, I’ll give it a try…for my health, of course. What other reason? ;)
Oh and families of suitable boys: if you are reading this, I have no idea what I am writing, I just blog what they tell me to, okay? This proves that I have the submissive proclivities you hope for in a bahu while establishing that I am very chaste; never would I ever find blog posts about what shame shames could or should taste like interesting. Nope. Not me. I am also not going to the store for some pineapple juice nor will I be purchasing a mango anytime soon. Nooooo. I don’t do things like that. ;)
anna on May 24, 2007 05:55 PM in Humor · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post
Anna, you are a brave, brave girl. :)
what about milky sweets, what do those do?
Halwa off limits????
This is a plus for the non-meat eaters as vegetarians taste better.
Meh. What kind of girl doesn't eat meat? ;)
anna, did you miss the episode of sex and the city where samantha tries to change her man's 'funky spunk' with wheatgrass juice? it's one of my favourites, esp. when her man objects to her complaint, and after a long sermon of what all goes into the act, she ends with the best satc line ever : 'honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.'
Wonder if anyone has conducted any experiments on this? I would gladly participate ;)
One question.....
Who here has actually swallowed semen? Forget the taste (generally nuetral), it's the texture that gets to me .... reminds me of a runny nose, and even the thought grosses me out. There's only so much I'm willing to do and swallowing snot is not one of them.
My mehboob says it's true that vegetarian yoni juice tastes better than non-veg. He adds that women who eat spicy food have a spicy aroma/taste - sweet and sour.
As I grow older and find myself for the first time in an actual long-term relationship with a man whom I don't have much in common with as far as cultural background and habits, interests, religion, etc, I see that sex is a main contributor in keeping us together. By sex I don't mean just intercourse or oral sex, but general things like hugs and physical affection like pats on the head, etc. Therefore when I hear people say that sex is not enough to keep a couple together, I wonder.
Reading some relationship books I've come across statistics that show that the two major contributors to marital arguments are 1.finances and 2. sex. Physical affection being a deep-rooted human need all the way from birth, even pre-natal, I make the assumption that a good physical life (including sex) can go a long way in bonding two people together for a very long time. Afterall, endorphins are released when someone touches us in a loving way. So when you have that going on regularly I imagine it could keep you happy on a continuous basis.
That's why I've come to the conclusion that what I've been taught in India from various yoga-inclined persons -- that physical affection between a man and woman, even husband and wife, should be kept to a minimum -- is dead wrong. The claim is that it saps your energy and concentration power. My premise is "not getting any" does exactly that. Sure, if you indulge in sex everyday, all day, for your whole life, yeah that's going to be unhealthy. But a regular or semi-regular sex-life accompanied by daily hugs and various forms of physical affection actually makes one feel secure and happy and that emotional security provides a foundation from which we can concentrate on other, perhaps more "spiritual" pursuits.
Of course we have all perhaps seen life-long "dry" marriages, where the couple remained together soley for "duty's sake" and nothing else, where emotional bonding and physical affection are absent. One may ask - if sex and affection are so important then how is it that these people stay together? They feel they have to, that's all. But their marriage is not a real bond, it's a superficial farce. That's not what I call "remaining together". Now when I see couples in their 70's who are still romantic and flirty with each other after 50 years of marriage -- that's what I call a marriage.
I only see i-scream kone :))
an idiot...associating with other 'yoga-inclined' idiots...great scot!!!
a wonderfully preditable, Faux News-type, "Some people are saying" lead-off to another misinformed inanity. Good job. Keep it up.
Ok, so...um...I really don't think diet has too much to do with the taste of a woman. I know I've heard this a thousand times, especially the pineapple juice one, but after repeat experiments with various volunteers, I am tempted to label this in the urban myth category. I have never tasted anything remotely different after repeat attempts to "influence" the flavor. One girlfriend of mine was really funny about it, and tried to use it as a motivator. I had to convince her that I was happy to oblige anyway, and drinking a freakin' gallon of pineapple juice a day was totally unnecessary. All she had to do was skin outta them skivvies, and that was plenty enough motivation for me to limber up my mouth and tongue.
That's not to say it didn't taste great anyway. But either my palate with regards to this area is simply not refined enough (*cough* I don't think so) or it really doesn't seem to make a difference.
Though I'd be interested to hear if other people have had luck with this?
PG: Thanks for sharing your wisdom.
Getting back to the point, I wonder what else makes / breaks the taste. I am talking about exercising, physique and sex life.
Smart-ass! Read the books of Shivananda and Johari to see what I'm talking about.
And these ideas are widespread in religious Hindu communities throughout India.
Lajja bhushanan stri and all that stuff springs from this. Where there is fruit, tree is not far.
It's all inter-connected -- culture, religion, sexuality issues. Different cultures have different issues with sexuality, but issues all the same.
Same sh*t, different toilet.
My experience is in a Hindu religion which is very widespread in India and around the world which puts a high premium on CELIBACY, hence my observations.
which is how you explain the over ONE BILLION FREAKING PEOPLE IN INDIA.
whatever the proscriptions of the religion, about which you apparently have sole authority to produce knowledge, it ain't workin!
My experience is in a Hindu religion which is very widespread in India and around the world which puts a high premium on CELIBACY, hence my observations.
Well, I don't know how widespread this religion is, because if celibacy really were at such a high premium, India wouldn't have some of its current and well-documented problems.
I think you conflate the private realm and the public. Just because Indians eschew public display of affection or sexual desire does not imply they behave the same in private.
Dude. I don't even bother spitting anymore.
I'd be interested to know how this attitude ties into caste and the things discussed over in the tam-brahm "teethu" and "madi" convo.
If a woman is off limits during menses as far as temple-going, cooking, etc., is her yoni considered "dirty" enough month-round in order to prevent going down on her?
Is oral sex big or not in tam-brahm and other brahmin communities? What about lower castes - are they more likely to pleasure the yoni and drink of it's nectar?
Cranberry juice doe the trick.
If a woman is off limits during menses as far as temple-going, cooking, etc., is her yoni considered "dirty" enough month-round in order to prevent going down on her?
In traditional households, she's off limits, period (uh, pun not intended). That is, no temple going, cooking, housework, or sex. So the question simply does not arise.
Outside of that, I don't think you can generalize on the prevalence of oral sex in a particular caste setting. It is what it is, and people either like it or they don't, regardless of caste.
Well that's my goal in life -- getting laid every single day. It's good exercise!
Men definitely can have funky sperm taste. Haven't tried a girl yet, so I wouldn't know;)
typeo: does
I didn't mean is the yoni off licking status during mensus, I meant, is the yoni off limits for the tongue in general. I think most men have issues with sex during a woman's period - east or west.
My general assumption is that strict orthodox type religious people do not go down on their wives in India due to all their cleanliness taboos and what-not. In fact, some can not even conceive of oral sex. Never heard of it or imagined it. I found this out via conversations amongst the people I lived with.
What to speak of India, even in USA I don't think oral sex is yet totally mainstream. And amongst the older generation who grew up in the 1940's and 50's - even rarer.
I heart you Roonie.
That's just wrong. A lot of women, myself included, get really horny during our periods. Period sex is messy but can be pretty mind-blowing.
"ure, if you indulge in sex everyday, all day, for your whole life, yeah that's going to be unhealthy.."
Ummmm no
That guy needs to be dumped ASAP.
Are you kidding me?
What I want to know is the answer to this question.
My general assumption is that strict orthodox type religious people do not go down on their wives in India due to all their cleanliness taboos and what-not
I think it's impossible to know, because I doubt the average orthodox/religious person is willing to discuss his/her sex life. That is, there is probably a lot of sexual activity going on that nobody ever talks about. And if people are telling you stuff, then well, I tend to doubt its veracity. I can see a traditional Indian woman saying "chee, chee...of course my husband doesn't do that with me", all the while lying through her teeth to protect her reputation (and her husband's for that matter). That does kind of play into your "people think it's wrong" view, but I think what people say and what they do aren't converging, in this case.
Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with people not discussing the intimate details of their sex life in public. That energy is better spent on getting it on anyway.
Everyday for a whole year? You will get tired.
I find sex everyday for just a week to be tiring - physically and mentally in the sense that I feel like I'm in a euphoric haze and can't really focus on things that need to get done -- I just want to make love all day and night. Not good for accomplishing goals.
So I figure intercourse once or twice a week and yoni sucking twice or thrice a week is about as much as I can take from my fiance.
My fiance prefers to lick the yoni than to have intercourse. He's one of those guys who LOVES to pleasire a woman more than getting pleasure for himself. It's a blessing and a curse at the same time. But so far I'm not complaining. I realize there are probably millions of women around the world who wish they had a man like that.
Why do I break out in hives every time I hear someone call it their "yoni"?
Coz it's sexy???
How would you know?
After only five or six sessions of intercourse per day for a straight week my fiance was feeling weak and tired.
Anything in excess drains you. We are meant to be moderate and balanced in eating, sleeping, sexing, work, sport, etc.
Talking about sex can get you really turned on and get the juices flowing.
Guess it depends on girl. I haven't gotten tired yet. I need it a minimum of 3 days a week (any kind of sex). It all depends on your sex drive. Some people like spending their weekends humping away. I'm a fan of that. Whatever floats your boat.
Talking about sex can get you really turned on and get the juices flowing.
Depends on who you're talking to, I guess. Talking to a friend or a partner, sure. Talking about it with the random homeless dude sitting next to you on the bus? Meh, that does nothing for me.
Are you the same people who think calling the kundi a tushie is cute? Like a friend once told me "you sound like an old grandma from Boca Raton".
I am not judging, to each his own.
Who is that in the picture ?
Um, he'd acquire a good reputation amongst the aunties who secretly covet that though!
Once my (orthodox brahmin) friends asked him what he did to prepare a woman for sex and he told them that he kisses her down there. They were shocked and said they would never serve him a glass of water from their houses anymore! hee hee hee
For those of you who have conservative parents, grand-parents, aunties, uncles, etc, how likely do you think it is that they engage in oral? My parents are not even Indian, not religious, don't have ritual cleanliness taboos, aren't orthodox brahmins, etc, and even they never did it. (i never discussed the issue with them but i'm pretty damn sure it was rare in their generation).
The term "yoni" seems kind of lame to me...an attempt to use an exotic euphemism that is really not necessary.
You're opinion only.
"yoni" is not exotic sounding at all to me
loved that post..Amrita is toppin my i dig funny girls list right before sam b from the daily show.I put anna in the hall of fame.
That's still moderate. I said all day, everyday, for at least one year. That will wear anybody out, Kamadeva/Rait notwithstanding.
Do you like pussy or cunt better? Some chicks dig calling their vagina yoni/pussy/cunt/etc. Whatever makes you feel sexy.
misogynistic alternative from East London: "Gash"
And that sums it up perfectly.
PG - evidently I misjudged you. I thought you make unsubstantiated , sweeping and offensive claims about Indians and India because of some deep rooted issues with desis and the desh but evidently you do not spare your parents either!
You judge everybody - not just us desis!
I need it a minimum of 3 days a week (any kind of sex). And of course those wonderful days when hubby was still a student we got to do it everyday.. sometimes twice a day. I never got tired. Effing works gets in the way.
There's no competition! It's all about your own needs.
I'm equal oppurtunity (smirk).
It's not an insult to say certain people don't like or do oral sex. It's an acquired taste.
But my mom did make disparaging remarks about it when she read about it in a book and I heard that as a kid so that is the basis of my "assumption".
Again, how many Aunties and Uncles back in the desh do you think really stick their tongues up their partner's genetalia???
How likely is it that people who have major cleanliness taboos (pujaris in mandirs, etc) do that?
I have a 40 something Bengali brahmin friend and she had never heard of it.
PG
While we're on the subject, do you drink ass juice?
I am waiting ... waiting... Tell me they stole the 40 year old virgin script from you, please do.
No. But my fiance drinks mine. When he first put his tongue up there I was aprehensive -- taboos, embarrasment, etc. But once I let him I loved it. There's something up there that is very sensitive and feels good touched by a tongue.
I'm still not "liberated" enough to reciprocate that, or drink his lingam juice.
He calls it "booty juice", by the way.
Nope. She was a mother of two teen sons. However, I almost broke that record... I was a virgin till my thirties. Again, the high-premium put on celibacy, sexual purity, chastity, etc in my "Hindu" religious sect.
coach diesel is the best. I've never seen bait snatched with such wild abandon by so reckless a fish.
Any girls tried Viagra. I once had a friend tell me that it enlarged her clitoris. It sort of poked out. She said it was mind-blowing. Any experience with viagra ladies?
muralimannered-
besos ;)
Ahhh, for that you have to thank me, oh Bamboo Flute! I was the bait SNATCHer!
Bengali Chick, seems like you and me are the only 2 here who like to talk about our personal sex lives.
Honestly, I'm just happy to have one after decades of celibacy.
And how I landed a totally sexually compatible mate after so many years is a mystery to me.
No experience with viagra. I'm not into drugs.
Ahem... legal drugs. Prescribed pills. [clarification]
If someone called my shame shame a yoni, I'd start giggling so hard that everything would surely go soft. Especially since I now associate that word with Sepia Mutiny comment threads.
Personaly, I am not a fan of the term. Gash, twat, pussy, vadge...happy no-no place, fine. I think this has to do with going to Davis and hearing some shaggy, unwashed pseudo-hippie expound on the sacredness of the yoni at the Whole Earth festival. He said he liked to visualize the yoni everywhere. Then he reverently stuck his hand in some mud and said it was a transformative experience, fingering fertile mother earth like that. I asked why he didn't find that emotional transaction incestuous but he didn't find that amusing at all.
PG ,
Just wanted to share..http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/101715686.html
Dont know if it really helps but ..I knew it would be required reading someday!
This imagery really appeals to me:
So...like...has anyone else had any luck with the pineapple juice thing?
Yes
: No. But my fiance drinks mine. When he first put his tongue up there I was aprehensive -- taboos, embarrasment, etc. But once I let him I loved it. There's something up there that is very sensitive and feels good touched by a tongue.
...Right on girl!!
:coach diesel is the best. I've never seen bait snatched with such wild abandon by so reckless a fish.
what??
: Any girls tried Viagra. I once had a friend tell me that it enlarged her clitoris. It sort of poked out. She said it was mind-blowing. Any experience with viagra ladies?
yes and no.
Legal or illegal.
Some illegal drugs are milder and more beneficial than legal ones anyway - such as ganja.
Anyway, last night on History or Discovery channel there was a show "THE HISTORY OF SEX". It dealt with medieval Europe and the legacy that era has left on our present day issues with sexuality.
Again, religion interfering with people's personal sex lives. Wherever a strong religious base was found, there you would find alot of prostitution as well. At one point the CHURCH legalized prostitution as a neccessary evil to prevent widespread rape, homosexualitly and overall depravity.
It made me think what I had heard, read, and witnessed in India. The phenomena of married men paying prostitutes for sexual favors that their wives did not want to indulge in -- such as oral or anal sex. I have not witnessed wives going to male prostitutes for the same reasons, but I have heard of one or two cases. I wonder how much influence the medieval CHURCH attitudes had on India at the time and may still be having to date, as such attitudes are still somewhat lingering in the overall ethos of western cultures as well.
The belief that semen should be preserved as much as possible is still one prevelent throughout India (and China) today. This is something one hears from swamis, gurus and laymen and women of various Hindu sects from Vaishnavas to Shivites to Brahma Kumaris and a whole host of others. Many teachers, speakers, writers recommend sex only for the pro-creation of children in order to preserve semen. This is recommended in many many many yoga and religious books.
As a woman what screams out to me about that recommendation is the thing that is NOT said more than what is said;
...if one is recommending semen to be preserved, why not recommend performing oral sex on your wife? why is celibacy within marriage recommended?
Reading Gandhi's biography he obsesses alot about sex, his control or lack thereof of it. He says that he was married at 13 and commenced sexual activity with his wife from that age on. He said that it was only several years later that he was able to cease the sexual activity and see his wife as a person in her own right rather than an object of his desire. That was when he started on his experiments with celibacy and said that celibacy helped him in developing an equal and loving relationship with his wife.
I had issues with that. The sex or lack thereof was seen as something that he commanded or withdrew. The thought did not enter her head that another way of coming out of the deep hell of seeing your wife as only a sex object was to make yourself HER sex object and totally pleasure her (via oral or other forms of affection) at the expense of his own pleasure. It went from HIS pleasure to NO pleasure.
Even today you meet many couples in India who are going the celibacy route because they belong to some religious or yogic group that recommends conservation of semen. To them that means celibacy, not yoni licking.
This is sexuality and celibacy from a total man's point of view.
Corny as they may be, I have recently come to appreciate the new age "tantric" schools of thought floating around Southern Cal and Hawaii proposing another way of retaining semen through pleasuring women at your own cost of pleasure -- intercouse without ejaculation and oral sex. I feel these peeps have taken the ancient yogic practice of semen retention one step further, in an age and environment where women's sexuality is appreciated and acknowledged.
If the whole point is semen retention for "higher" use - why does Shivananda, Johari, and a whole host of other religious/yogic swamis/gurus promote celibacy over oral stimulation of the wife???
I don't have the same reaction to the word that some mutineers seem to possess and perhaps this is because I never had alot of exposure to hippies and that whole new-age cultural scene.
Only after I had already started using the word did I come to know, via book reading, that they also use it.
besos ;)
More like she was trying to one-up me and I ran with it, yeomeen?
Bring it on! Ready anytime.
um, some people are celibate by default: i.e. by schedule, or overbearing compulsion to exercise, or general disgust with the dating pool in their area, or constant curry fingers, or....
#56
can u elaborate? and does it work and do u drink it or wash your yoni with it? i'm interested but don't know where to begin.
Curry fingers??? Explain.
I was celibate by choice. As long as it's not forced then it's ok. Kind of like arranged marriage, huh?
However, I would say that my celibacy, although a clear personal choice in the beginning, also became like an "arranged" marriage that was not forced per se, but was also not a 100% personally desired choice, when it got to the point of maintaining a venere of acceptance (for the religious group and wider surrounding culture) when inside I was like, "this is no longer working for me".
See the similarities between that and some of the married couples we know?
i think you'll have more success with the "washin her thang before you do it with your tongue" method.
that has a 100% success rate.
we really should be asking Sunny about this--after all she ONLY does girl-girl at the moment.
Brwn Strpr: Gulp it down. I don't believe in washing the yoni with anything (just water) like that douche stuff. It kills the moisture generally -- that would hurt the slip 'n slide. Plus I think natural yoni smell is awesome. Just not funky smells from food.
Wouldn't pineapple juice give you a sour sort of taste, Bengali Chick?
PG: It's more for men (from my experience). But generally it makes cum taste sweeter if anything... not sour.
okay, thks.
: But generally it makes cum taste sweeter if anything... not sour.
Wow...i'll have to tell my man that cuz i love giving him bj's but would prefer it to be tasteful.
:i think you'll have more success with the "washin her thang before you do it with your tongue" method.
c'mon who has time to wash their "thang", when their in the moment?
MM #64:
Yeah, but she doesn't really seem to enjoy it. I personally think she needs to branch out more.
So far we've gotten a terse "yes" from BC, and like a thousand-page essay on how awesome her sex life is (with asides on the dangers of seminal preservation, rimjobbery, the influence of the Church on prudish nonsense, whether the term "yoni" is exotic or not) from PG.
Fun.
So...PG...umm...tell me more. I can't get enough. Really. Please. More. More. Oh god. More.
Sorry. Not much more to tell. Plus, what have YOU devulged???
And the reason I even wrote as much as I did is because net is more or less anonymous. I don't talk about these things even with my closest friends in real face-to-face life.
I don't even show displays of affection in public here in USA, what to speak of India.
See how influenced I am?
I'm still working out my virgin/whore celibacy/sex mental samskaras.
Sepia Mutiny is worth every single chunk of bandwidth if all I read are the comments of Salil The Cunning Linguist on ANNA's posts.
AKKA, your (two-month-younger) thangai here grew up with her parents playing 8-tracks in the car and still owns a tape player thanks to personal and husband's vintage and mix tapes (yes, mix tapes). How many of you still own an original-edition record player (and I don't mean one recently purchased through amazon.com)?
This post reminds me of when a whole bunch of us had asparagus as a side dish at a friend's wedding and ended up with quite the fragrant restroom at the after-party.
Does this thread make anybody else squemish?
Why, Rev. Bayes, are you not comfortable with the posterior?
(This comment for the amusement of the approximately two people who will probably get it).
You're what!? Feeling squeamish?
Ha! HA, I say!
Let it never be said that I didn't help push someone over the edge. Dissemble no more! Run for the toilet, instead...
Hi Maitri! How've you been? Are you running for public office in NO yet? I swear I'll move just so I can vote in that election.
PG: "I'm still working out my virgin/whore celibacy/sex mental samskaras."
These samskaras being such a sad thing given that we come from a rich and varied heritage of wild abandon.
Anna, can you refresh the collective memory of the Mutiny of how the term "happy no-no place" was coined in the first place? Was it at the SF meetup way back when?
Ah, that's still pure gold. I can't help but laugh out loud when I try and say that with a straight face.
Allow me to channel Homer Simpson for a moment.
"Mmmmmmm...happy no-no place."
*drool*
Damn, Salil. Didn't realize that the school system acknowledged tossed salad.
*aforementioned disgustingness (#75) courtesy of chickpea.
Because...um, she's always on the lookout for new ways to make hummus.
PG, you are inspirational. In fact, I am typing this comment while engaged in conjugal bliss with my lover (that's how I introduce her to all my friends, and no I'm not Paul Wolfowitz) while she recalls Manmatha leelas and the music system plays Yoni, er, Joni Mitchell's Taming the Tiger. The dog might be watching from the living room, but I am consumed in such tantric pleasure that I can't be sure.
I see what you did there.
Sounds good!
The TOI have a music production company and they put out an instrumental classical Indian/fusion CD by the name "Kama Sutra" which I've made love to on occasion in a candle-lit, incense burning room.
Rasiks, or connoisseurs of love, try to make the atmosphere as conducive for rati-keli as possible.
you better watch out, a lot of indians read this and you might be sued for causing emotional distress....
I wish!
Coach, you already know how much I heart you, but I just fell, like, hard in love.
Coz someone asks about drinking ass juice you fall in love? So then what about someone who actually drinks it? Will you give your life for them or something?
Guess lickin the booty is still something "exotic" and "taboo" for some folks............
I'm convinced that you are what you eat. My boyfriend agrees. Not like I taste steak when he eats steak but food oh yeah and drugs of any sort do alter the taste. Antibiotics completely screw me up. I hate taking them when I'm sick because I feel different and apparently I taste different too. I also taste different different times of the month whereas he is more consistent.
I wish I had BC's luxury of having sex everyday. I see him a few times a week and we can't get enough of each other. It's like being 18 all over again and for the first time I'm actually enjoying the building anticipation till the next time. Perhaps it might become blah if it was everyday but I like the space in between, it drives me insane.
And all the hangups of having sex during my period when I was younger are all gone. That has been the most amazing thing about getting older. I know what I want when I want and am not afraid to ask about it or feel ashamed about it. God knows I grew up with "cover and hide the shame shame" business myself.
Oh and not like this is some huge secret but being in love adds to the pleasure principle like nothing else. I have never felt this way before and it's quite possibly the most amazing feeling. To be in love and be one.
Congrats! I feel the same way. Love (lust) is great!
No, because someone wittily mocked you, we fell in love (I'm totally bandwagoning, Tamasha).
Keep telling yourself that.
rahul you are a big nerd!! though it is sort of bothersome i get this as well.
Um, if you read my reply, I mocked her.
Show me some lovin now, will ya, babe?
Speaking of spicy taco, I remind Chechi of her time as the "pink taco".
Then please explain to me how asking someone if they like to lick booty is mocking them?
Could only be so if booty-lickin was deemed mockable in the mind of the person asking.
Anyway, it's an acquired taste.
With a handle like bytewords, I'd say your prior is close to 1 on your getting it.
ROFL.
Big smile at 11:25pm in a small grad office.
PG, the way you get excited at the mere mention of sex, one would think you invented it.
I guess its a question of priorities ;).
Literally.
My ex would make me eat strawberries and in her opinion it would improve the taste.
As far as going down on a woman, I think what would help is:
(1)Shower, shower, shower.
(2)The leaner the body, the lesser the sweat down there
(3)Sometimes just wiping away the outside area with wet wipes helps.
You are damn right!! What an outrageous post !! The comments thereafter, even more disgusting. My sentiments are hurt and I have been grossly offended by this degradation of Indian culture. First, I am going to file a PIL to the easily aroused chief judicial magistrate Dinesh Gupta of Jaipur. Then its time for some effigy burning. The leftover shilpa shetty effigies will do for anna.
(And NO, I am not a 27 year old horny pervert who needs to get laid)
All of you who are not with steady partners (or with steady partners who don't get tested or have never been tested) might want to read the New Study Shows Oral Sex May Increase Throat Cancer Risk article...
dental dams/condoms are your friend
and remember HPV is quite undetectable, whether by sight, or...ummm...taste :)
don't make me show you pictures that will make you nauseated all day
:)
***Praying hard(pun unintended)**** Hope the wifey doesnt discover that linky. Shubh shubh bolo.
PG:
In order to rejuvenate faith in worldly affairs, Tantra Cult or Tantricism was propounded in the third century A.D. The masses were encouraged to disregard extremely rigid fundamentalism and advised to follow five principles (Panchamakaras or symbol) to attain salvation moksha in this life. They were asked to eat fish (matsya), flesh (mansa), food staffs (mudra); drink liquors (madya), engage in coitus (maithuna) and be happy! It was emphasized that foods are for welfare of the body, wines are for stimulating the senses and coitus is for immense pleasure which surpasses any worldly gratifications. Thus, by satisfying all human desires one can attain moksha. As this new philosophy of life proposed the best of worlds that is, love and eroticism (yoga and bhoga), the masses who revolted against orthodoxy in religion, went in for good things in life.
http://www.kamat.com/database/cd-roms/erotic_arts/worship_of_women.htm
That makes sense actually - you've messed with the normal flora and fauna growing down there.
(1)Shower, shower, shower.
(2)The leaner the body, the lesser the sweat down there
(3)Sometimes just wiping away the outside area with wet wipes helps.
Well my most important #1 is "no hair, no hair, no hair!"
I have a very small penis. It's what makes me afraid of girls, so no pineapple juice for me.
KD - Way to ruin the mood of the thread! Party-pooper! (not to be confused with ass-kisser).
I didn't know monkeys were in on the act as well, or is it a metaphor?
http://www.kamat.com/database/cd-roms/erotic_arts/3664.htm
Provocative ancient sculpture....''A Woman Lets a Monkey Taste her Body Fluids''
Perhaps to verify there's no poision present - like a food taster!
Re: Throat Cancer. Doc Savage has good news for those who read his advise patiently.
Shodan while the risks may be low, I was mostly trying to point out that people should be responsible, both to themselves and others, and GET TESTED.
ohhh and ANNA if you're looking for an inspirational topic for today's 55, try 'licking'
Maybe it's a case of Monkey See, Monkey Do!
http://www.kamat.com/database/cd-roms/erotic_arts/3664.htm
Is it bad that I knew what this post is gonna be about just by reading the title? ahh the infamous pineapple theory. Also try strawberries and cranberries. You are what you eat.
wetwipes are the bomb!
Speak for yourself man ;)
does that actually work? whats time time lag between consumption and effect?
Nope. I'm a person who did not enter into sexual relationships really until her thirties, due to being part of a Hindu sect that values celibacy, as well as living in a wider society/culture that did not have a dating culture and looked disapprovingly upon a woman even having male friends in her apartment alone.
I often felt like the SCARLET LETTER lady walking down the street.
Now for the first time I am breaking free of the shackles.
Not too unlike say, a Saudi Arabian small towner in the USA for the first time and seeing so many women without niqab wallking around in public.
Pineapple juice can work but you have to drink a crap load of it. Anything you eat will affect the taste of your...bodily juices. I've heard that pineapple is the best kind to drink though since it's very sweet but not acidic (i.e. apple).
But yeah, women's bodies can smell, esp. if it's been many hours since you last bathed. The best bet is to just wash up quickly beforehand. I've been with BF for 2 years so he basically just tells me if I need to rinse off before he does the deed. Amazing how comfortable you get after being w/ someone that long. :)
As for men and their spunk...eh, never a fan of it. But in my experience, yeah, vegetarians taste much, much better.
Guess I'm lucky. My boyfriend loves a fat, juicy pum-pum, lots of hair (friction), and loves the smell and taste of sweat too.
No mamby, pamby boy, that one.
Ladies, find a guy like that and all your insecurities will vanish.
Plus he does dishes!
how long does it take to effect taste?
I'm a little surprised at the general tendency towards sterility and fragrance here. What about the "oho, you've just come back from the gym? - don't even think about showering" moments in life? Or those moments at work and a whiff of something suddenly reminds you of your SO's funk and BO and an pheromone flashback knocks you out and you are left with glorious tumescence.
Amen!
Cleanliness taboos have no place in sex.
In my limited studies on the subject (in India and amongst Indians involved in it), this path was never for the masses at large, but kept relatively secret.
Guess I'm lucky. My boyfriend loves a fat, juicy pum-pum, lots of hair (friction), and loves the smell and taste of sweat too.
The problem is not fat by itself but the fact that more fat equates to more sweat. The culprit is the sweat and not the fat.
Cleanliness taboos have no place in sex.
Its not a cleanliness taboo. Its no fun to go down on a woman when her place is reeking of sweat etc. Its only polite.
I guess a possible you-me scenario is out. Ahh...what could have been.
To each their own. He loves sweat.
I'm just glad I got someone I can be low maintainance with as I'm not into keeping my body waxed, shaved, smooth, etc all the time. I wax my legs every so often as well as my underarms, but not regularly like some women. I'm not about to wax my pum-pum anytime in this life. However I do shower usually 2-4 times a day (morning, night and after every poo poo). I'm clean, but messy, i guess.
Over a decade ago when the New York Times was reviewing Foxy Brown's seminal "Ill Na Na", the reviewer translated the title as "Bodacious Private Parts". Pure Comedy. Is there anything better The Old Grey Lady hooking up with street sexual vernacular. I don't think so. I would confirm for y'all but I'm not inclined to give TimeSelect my creditcard info.
Thanks for this, folks. I have been laughing all morning - what a great way to wake up!
Coach, I'm so in love :) "Ass juice" totally had my spitting coffee out my nose.
Bengali Chick -