July 14, 2007
"Saar, saar- new order saar...100 more effigies!"Humor
Time for something fluffier: Bipasha + Ronaldo? Maybe!
They were hosting the Seven Wonders of the World party in Lisbon together. And they got along so well:
Revealing the details, she said: “I felt like a princess. He gave me so many compliments. He danced with me throughout the night. There were 50,000 jealous women staring at us. I must’ve got so much Portuguese bud-dua (bad wishes) that night. The local girls wanted to murder me. Now he wants to e-mail me regularly.”
During dinner Cristiano told Bipasha that he was a big fan of Bollywood. “I thought he was just trying to be sweet. I told him he didn’t have to say he liked Bollywood films just to please me.
“Cristiano fished out his cell phone and made me hear Tujhse naraaz nahin from Masoom. He said, ‘Now do you believe me?’
Bipasha laughs about her interaction with the soccer star. “Though he looks older, Cristiano is very young, just a boy. Now I’ve told him, I’m only his fan on the field. Beyond the field he’s my friend. [HT]
He is young, just 22, and this detail apparently bothers many. How dare she! A younger man!
What does SHE have to say for herself?
Cristiano Ronaldo may not have been at a social distance when the photo being splashed on TV screens and the internet was clicked using a cell phone camera, but it isn’t a kiss that the photo shows, and definitely not a lip lock, says the livid bongshell.
“All the joy of that meeting with my favorite footballer has evaporated,” she laments.
“I don’t need to explain my behavior. I’m a free-spirited person. But I’m not footloose. It takes me a long time to become close to anyone. I’m certainly not some giddyheaded teenager who would get so carried away in Ronaldo’s company that I’d kiss him in public. My business manager Tanuja and dress designer Rocky S were present, would I be that dumb? There are far more discreet and private places to do such things. Even if I was single, I would not get carried away at my first meeting with a 22-year-old boy, no matter how big a celebrity he is, to misbehave with him in public.” [SAWF]
And her forlorn, forsaken, half-Mallu honey?
“When John started surfing the Net, he was shocked to see pictures of Bipasha splashed everywhere. Obviously, Bipasha had not informed him about this episode. John seemed very upset and what added to his misery was that everyone knew about the episode.”
John was very embarrassed to face anyone…and preferred to be alone after he learnt about the controversy. [TOI]
John. Poor, dear murungakkai of mine— if you need a shoulder to cry on…I’m all yours…unless Sunkrish Bala calls, that is. ;)
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¤ uber desi dot com said: Dumb, dumber and dumberer.
Who is luckier - Cristiano or Bips ?
and this detail apparently bothers many. How dare she! A younger man!
Who cares about the bothered many. The dude definitely knows that older women rock more anyday.
What John - whom I consider to be the zoolander par excellence - needs is a good meal of rice (parboiled of course), kaalan, and erachi or fish molee, downed with chukkuvellam.
Afterwards he stepped on John Abrahams crotch and winked at his teammates.*
From the racial-sexual politics angle, I find this more acceptable than Richard Gere's sleazy smooches. Cristiano's a young guy, attractive (albeit effeminate) and I'm thinking he was the one who was starstruck.
*look up his world cup antics
Two Indian South Asians have recently been charged with participating in the UK terrorism plot and nary a has word written about it by SM bloggers. Surely the arrest of two browns in connection with a terrorism plot has more serious ramifications for the community than the antics of a flamboyant footballer and a Bollywood floozy?
Desi media specially the TV News is too hungry for this kind of stuff. News channels here are actually more entertaining than entertainment channel. Just yesterday i saw a news show showing various(at least 6) beating/slapping incident occured in last 24 hours. Freaking hillerious stuff. Then they brought some freak kid who was speaking gibbrish in American accent. The day before they were showing weird lights appearing in northern sky over Delhi.
Yes. My plot to systematically destroy Man United player by player is working. Muahahahah.
"When John started surfing the Net, he was shocked to see pictures of Bipasha splashed everywhere. Obviously, Bipasha had not informed him about this episode. John seemed very upset and what added to his misery was that everyone knew about the episode."
So, what's "everywhere"? I mean, I would not know about this "fluffy" story without reading SM. John would have to be browsing all the tabloids or have to be reading SM to know about this, wouldn't he?
Bipasha + Ronaldo
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yawn--next topic....
Two Indian South Asians have recently been charged with participating in the UK terrorism plot and nary a has word written about it by SM bloggers. Surely the arrest of two browns in connection with a terrorism plot has more serious ramifications for the community than the antics of a flamboyant footballer and a Bollywood floozy?
Have you been here for the last week? It's been unusually somber-- most topics covered have been very serious. This is about balance. Several people who sent in this tip reminded us of as much.
We are on hiatus. We told everyone that we were winding down and "going fishing" and to expect no new posts. It's surprising that you expected us to cover x, y or z desi-related story, after we stated that.
Some may find the story vapid, but I am certianly not one of those people....the pressing question at hand is, who on EARTH would dare to double up on John Abraham??? Bipasha is lucky to have Ronaldo, let alone John (yes, I'm on a first name basis). Bottom line? I hate the bitch.
Shanti, would you like to meet Wayne, or Michael? Or perhaps you prefer the exotic like Rio or Carlos? Traditional? How about Edwin? And, yes, I'm on a first name basis.
Femmes fatales fancy a footballer? Contact me at deathtomanunited@chelseafc.com
NAMAK ISHQ KA!
“I don’t need to explain my behavior. I’m a free-spirited person. But I’m not footloose. It takes me a long time to become close to anyone. I’m certainly not some giddyheaded teenager who would get so carried away in Ronaldo’s company that I’d kiss him in public. My business manager Tanuja and dress designer Rocky S were present, would I be that dumb? There are far more discreet and private places to do such things. Even if I was single, I would not get carried away at my first meeting with a 22-year-old boy, no matter how big a celebrity he is, to misbehave with him in public.”
Wait, is she saying it was the kiss that didn't happen, that he was actually whispering in her ear, never mind the direction he's heading in the photo, or is she saying that it's "indeeshent" to receive a smooch? That bongshell would do better saying A Kiss is Just a Kiss, instead of putting out all this tamasha. Is this the current way to wear one's sari or maybe one''s choli and ghagra?
Yeah, Ronaldo was better than Richard Gere, and younger, too.
During dinner Cristiano told Bipasha that he was a big fan of Bollywood. “I thought he was just trying to be sweet. I told him he didn’t have to say he liked Bollywood films just to please me. “Cristiano fished out his cell phone and made me hear Tujhse naraaz nahin from Masoom. He said, ‘Now do you believe me?’
and isn't she supposed to be out and about, promoting Bollywood?
Hmm.... wear a saree like that and walk down Brigade Road in Bangalore?? She will be pinched black and blue all over,maaan
I don't know too much about her, but she did John Abraham wrong...surprisingly even though she's a big star, from her interviews, she seems as if she is the one who is star-struck. Star-struck is fine, but so star-struck that you risk your relationship to flirt with a 22 year-old -- please. Get some dignity.
man, that's a lot of hating on bipasha! since i regularly read desi gossip, i will enlighten you all to let you know that the john-bipasha relationship went through an entire two-week period of the gossip columns guessing as to whether their relationship was over. and the verdict is : yes (and apparently because of john's own previous indiscretions). so bipasha was basically single when she went to portugal. normally, i would not divulge the extent of my bollywood gossip quotient, but there seems to be a lack of knowledge abut the background, and i know you SMers like to be balanced in your criticism!
Looks like media is giving more publicity to this kissing episode than Taj Mahal !! Looks like Bips is going to ditch poor John. These desi babes are more attracted towards white males...that one I can see here in US tooooooooooooooooooooooo. They don't care for Indian males.
One more micro observation from me.....Bollywood babes are very shy during kissing scenes in the films..but they are very open and bitching and kissing with white males anytime anywhere!!
Can't fault Bipasha for sure; he can keep-it-up ages longer than any Desi man. (see 00:15)
Looks like media is giving more publicity to this kissing episode than Taj Mahal !!
The Taj has had the limelight for 400+ years! It's time for Bips.
kissing with white males anytime anywhere!!
He's wheatish!
Bipasha is hot hot hot. And slutty slutty slutty. Oh well, still like her.
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man, that's a lot of hating on bipasha! since i regularly read desi gossip, i will enlighten you all to let you know that the john-bipasha relationship went through an entire two-week period of the gossip columns guessing as to whether their relationship was over. and the verdict is : yes (and apparently because of john's own previous indiscretions). so bipasha was basically single when she went to portugal. normally, i would not divulge the extent of my bollywood gossip quotient, but there seems to be a lack of knowledge abut the background, and i know you SMers like to be balanced in your criticism!
thanks for the other angle. LIke I said I don't know too much about her, and probably my remark was a bit cranky. Who knows, maybe JA is a cheating bastard? Don't worry about your quotient of knowledge on the desi gossip scene...I know a little too much about Hollywood gossip, but it's all for fun and a nice break from serious issues.
What John - whom I consider to be the zoolander par excellence - needs is a good meal of rice (parboiled of course), kaalan, and erachi or fish molee, downed with chukkuvellam.
John is a vegetarian and PETA rep.
The only kind of fish he eats is....well, you know (or at least the female population of India hopes so!)
From the racial-sexual politics angle, I find this more acceptable than Richard Gere's sleazy smooches. Cristiano's a young guy, attractive (albeit effeminate) and I'm thinking he was the one who was starstruck.
How so, Cristiano is a white (probably Christian) Portugese man. The Christian Portugese colonized India.
Gere is a Buddhist. Rather than colonize India, he adopted a religion from there.
Gere's move was more politically correct then.
Whoa! It is clear that he did strike'er fancy, but that's still forward of her. Maybe she got tired of hanging out with mid(level)field stars?
and apparently because of john's own previous indiscretions
Do tell. Is there a Mia Hamm angle involved, now that Nom-aah's star is fading... By the way, one of the other photos I saw had Bipasha wearing a big rock on the ring finger of her left hand. Was that just decoration?
What John - whom I consider to be the zoolander par excellence
Just because he went to a school for actors who can't talk or act too good?
A N N A! I heard that a cat was trapped in a well... somewhere in India, I'm sure. I was hoping there would be an expose on the inhumane conditions of felines and the danger they face from holes in the ground. Why this anti-cat agenda on SM? Was it because it was a male cat?
Anna, one of John's parents is Syrian Orthodox Christian.
I say now is the time to stake your claim.
Femmes fatales fancy a footballer?
NvM, not just footballers, football managers too! And to make up for past errors, congrats on the correct pluralization of femme fatale.
Also, folks, do watch out for John's body to show up on a train track at some point, in a case of life imitating the best named film in Hindi cinema history (which was "inspired" by Double Indemnity, of course).
not just footballers, football managers too!
Aiyyo, which country are we in. When did we stop calling the game played with the feet soccer and game where 3/80th of the team uses it's feet for the ball, football.
best named film in Hindi cinema history
Although it might be given a real run for its money by the star vehicle of India's new nasal-twanged narcissistic actor-composer-songwriter-janitor. Ladies and not-so-ladies, I present toooo youuuu, Aap Kaa Surroor: The Moviee - The Real Luv Story.
Aunshinq banaanyaaan.... aunshinq banaanyaan...
FK you sound jealous.... You're right to be;)
Dear concerned,
Two Indian South Asians have recently been charged with participating in the UK terrorism plot and nary a has word written about it by SM bloggers. Surely the arrest of two browns in connection with a terrorism plot has more serious ramifications for the community than the antics of a flamboyant footballer and a Bollywood floozy?
Do you think is CNN-IBN? or NDTV? SM bears no moral responsibility to bring every topic, respect their choices, and IMHO I don't think anyone would consider SM as the only source for things around the world. There are sites we can visit....
Thanks Sidhu. ;-) Actually I had no clue that Bips wore sarees. But this one takes the breath away! Va Va voooom, Baby ;-). AMRITA thanks for the link to her beautiful saree. It reminded of the one Elizabeth Hurley wore some time ago. Oh BTW how is that couple doing??
Rahul, you have achieved a commenting milestone- you have quoted yourself. Congrats big boy.
Rahul, you have achieved a commenting milestone- you have quoted yourself. Congrats big boy.
NvM, A lifetime of being shunned has allowed me to hone an excellent ability to have long conversations with myself.
hmm, even though Bipasha is a little older than him, I think they would have made a great couple.
hmm, even though Bipasha is a little older than him, I think they would have made a great couple.
Honey, that's why they would make a great couple. Take it from me. From about 35 - 45 a woman is at her peak. The same peak is reached by men 17 - 24. That's why older woman/younger man relationships are the most, um, electrifying.
Can't fault Bipasha for sure; he can keep-it-up ages longer than any Desi man. (see 00:15)
Dont forget to mention that no desi man can take ball's to the face like him either.
NvM, A lifetime of being shunned has allowed me to hone an excellent ability to have long conversations with myself.
rahul, don't forget to excercise your left forearm too.
rahul, don't forget to excercise your left forearm too.
I'm right handed (now, everybody knows). I prefer to use my left forearm to type URLs into my browser.
No Von: you're quite hilarious on this thread. and i'm not just saying this to rattle rahul.
No Von: you're quite hilarious on this thread. and i'm not just saying this to rattle rahul.
Manju, no! You are really hilarious on this thread.
Auntie on the Prowl:
You are SO right!
Speaking of Ronaldo and soccer, check out this master chip from the left foot of Messi. The clip is at 1:41 and the announcer's reaction is as good as the goal.
Wow Kissing is the new Free Publicity(tm)!
I'm so proud of Bipasha AND Shilpa. Bollywood queens of yore used to rely on "acting" and fine silk to get them leading parts. Shilpa and Bipasha are being cute and flirty. Aish, please take note and ditch Abhishek stat. He's gross and so is his dad and I'd rather have you smooching on random famous foreign men and getting a good photo op than being a nice little Indian girl that Amitabh can pin under his monstrous thumb.
It looks like just a kiss on the cheek - nothing more. His mouth is aimed at her cheek rather her lips.
Wow Kissing is the new Free Publicity(tm)!
No it isn't
She's young, she's single, why shouldn't she be kissing as many men as she wants?
Get it while you can.
Youth is wasted on the young.
rahul, don't forget to excercise your left forearm too.manju, that was the best burn ever. nicely done.
hold up, bongshell is a word?
i ... i think i love it.
hold up, bongshell is a word? i ... i think i love it.
I think it's still pronounced 'bombshell' :) This bongshell, Riya Sen does it for me... Totally dig her moves at 2:04 and 2:20 in the clip.
Total Tangent (TT): For a while there, I thought this thread could usefully switch titles with this one!
manju, that was the best burn ever. nicely done.
As Gandhi said, "First they ignore you, then they laugh with you, then they laugh at you, then you win." I am now on step 3 of my master plan.
Hopefully, I don't spend as much time on it, as I did on step 1.
you know I'm not even Indian but this blog is so good I'm gonna have to bookmark it! *two thumbs up, waaaay up!*
you know I'm not even Indian but this blog is so good I'm gonna have to bookmark it! *two thumbs up, waaaay up!*
You know I am Indian and I can't relate to half the things in this blog but yet I can't look away!
Ronaldo made the World Cup worth watching last year.
Ronaldo made the World Cup worth watching last year.Both for gamesmanship and aesthetics ;) Man, he is such a hotty, and yet I feel remarkably dirty because he's younger than me as well. It's the first time I ever felt old watching soccer :(
Dude, to Bipasha I say, you go girl! Even if she DIDN'T kiss Ronaldo, she is gorgeous, funny, and having a good time. Isn't that all that matters? It's not like she's racking up DUIs, talking about someone's firecrotch, and then trying to spring herself from jail =P
Has anyone protested yet? So why this angry blog post and stuff?
Please do not invent an enemy when you do not have one. But then again, that's the norm for these types anyway.
Anna, no one is objecting to the Indian/AB-Indian woman's freedom to smooch anyone they want. Smooch away, and mind the coldsores for safety's sake.
Hmm, if they had a baby, would he play for India or Portugal? If only each one of our actresses hooks up with a footballer, India could win the World Cup,
Both for gamesmanship and aesthetics ;) Man, he is such a hotty, and yet I feel remarkably dirty because he's younger than me as well. It's the first time I ever felt old watching soccer :(
Why dirty? It's normal to be attracted to young, good-looking men. If you weren't, then I'd start to worry.
Mangolover...no one knows after this photo shot and after the all night party ! Read somewhere there both went in the same car to the same hotel suite!!!!!
Why dirty?
dirty is good
It's the first time I ever felt old watching soccer :(
Welcome to the rest of your life. I only watch competitive bingo anymore.
Cristiano fished out his cell phone and made me hear Tujhse naraaz nahin from Masoom
Oh, he did more than that! This CNN hard news expose says Bipasha might soon be singing, "Fever I'm afire, Fever yea I burn for sooth."
man, that's a lot of hating on bipasha!
why shouldn't she be kissing as many men as she wants?
Dude, to Bipasha I say, you go girl!
I finally get why all you women are pro-Bipasha on this thread. Just because she's trying to outwit John Abraham!
I finally get why all you women are pro-Bipasha on this thread. Just because she's trying to outwit John Abraham!
Nope. It just frees Johnny Boy up for us!
Bipasha replied to the news reporter, "So What!. It's just a kiss." That's parrhesia .
Bipasha replied to the news reporter, "So What!. It's just a kiss." That's parrhesia .
Uh oh, someone just discovered Foucault. @=)
To address concerned's, er, concern, without veering off-topic, here's another way to nutmeg great balls of fire.
A lot of bollywood stars who are supposedly happily married etc are not and when they visit the US, for example, are quite eager to pick up attractive women in a bar, for example, for sex. In fact, they are not averse to begging and pleading for action and telling you how they are in miserable marriages etc and how meeting you has changed their life etc So unfortunately this photo of Bips doesn't surprise me.
Nope. It just frees Johnny Boy up for us!
Hahaha! Perfect! Ah yes, he is a cutie, but so is Ronaldo. Bips, if you want to make out with that international soccer hottie--more power to you;) But, please, let our Johnny down gently.
Why dirty? It's normal to be attracted to young, good-looking men. If you weren't, then I'd start to worry.Because I have a younger brother =)
Rahul, it's hard to shift age demographics. =(
There was an article about how Vidya Balan "stole" John Abraham from Bipasha (or was trying to) after they starred in a movie (the one with too many couples) together. Mallu connection, apparently. Bips was just trying to give him a shot of his own medicine. More power to Bipasha! [Too busy at work to find the link to this news.]
Disclaimer to all John Abraham fans: Don't hate on me. I used to like him a lot, pre- Vidya Balan news. Not anymore.
I gots one thing to say: "Go ON widyobadself, gilfriend!"
Because I have a younger brother =)
Camille! An incorrect argument from YOU? What are you saying about Ardy, then?
why i think i know this, i do not know, BUT didn't Bipasha and John break up a while ago? I thought they did.
UMM, whats the source of this story?? Ronaldo is not by any means 22...he is actually 30....
he was 17 in the '94 World Cup!! LOL... does Bipasha know this, as she seems to think "he is just a boy"
Whoops my bad..I thought it was Ronaldo Ronaldo...disregard above post
I thought it was Ronaldo Ronaldo
At least you didn't think it was Ronaldinho...not yummy.
all i gotta say is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. there's nothing wrong with making out in public. not on the street or anything, but in the club....that's the goal......i wish more indian women wouldn't be such goodie-goodies....being bad is way more fun.....this girl looks sooooooo hot in some pictures....it sucks that she has to deny it. she obviously wanted it, but for work reasons/societal pressures she has to pretend otherwise....i doubt her man really cares since it is most likely just a relationship to enhance their publicity anyway. plus they are not married...it's only unnacceptable behaviour if you cheat on your spouse....99% of indian men will say she did something wrong; but if they have a spare 500 rupees they will going go bang the local ho even though they have a wife and two kids at home.
there's nothing wrong with making out in public. not on the street or anything, but in the club....that's the goal.....
24/7 why is it wrong to make out in public in the street... why should you pay five hundred rupees cover... and listen to crappy music just to get a little bit of touchy feely action.. poor indian men also have needs...
Ronaldo sucks, most overrated footballer ever, at least with ronaldiniho there is credibility and class. Sure he is a bit odd looking, but at least he’s a big game player!!
so now is Binaldo a word?
