August 14, 2007
Watch out now!Photos
Oh, we zimbly HAVE to play the caption game with the picture below. It was thoughtfully submitted via a tip to our news tab from Msichana (thanks!)
Granny, get your gun: Ladies of the Village Defense Committee squeeze off a few AK-47 bursts during training by the Indian army in Sariya, India. [SFgate]
I don’t mean to make light of serious issues like empowering women or self defense and I wish I didn’t have to explicitly declare that in my post, but there you go, in case you needed me to do so. Having reluctantly typed all that, I will return to the gleeful state I was in when I first gazed at this— what a capture! Now you all caption away. :)
Previous editions of caption-palooza: onnu, rendu, moonu, naalu…
anna on August 14, 2007 04:57 PM in Humor, Photos, Short · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post
get avay from my daughter. no s*x please. were indian.
Die mother-in-law, die!!
M. Nam
Saalay, tere ko ab nani yaad ayegi. Hey wait a sec, that's me!
This is the most strange Axl concert that I have been to...
If I told you once, I told you a 100 times -- " I HAVE A HEADACHE TONIGHT"
"Tumne mere parathe khaye hain, ab goli kha "
(Fans of Sholay will get this one!)
Sorry for no caption, I forgot it was caption-time with no commentary needed! :)
Betta,
Thanks you for sending me to fun vacation. I am enjoy all outdoor activities. Please tell bahu that she better not fuck with me when I get back.
Luv, Mummy
Soldiers: "Suckers!" [Note to self: don't give the wife one."]
Ok, Mr Richard Gere, your dance class starts now!
My grandma can kick your grandma's ass.
So my dupatta clashes with my kameez, eh?
why don't they make pink colored AK-47's?
Still constipated, dear?
shit! this gun doesn't match with my dress
"Shoot, don't talk."
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"Shoot first, ask questions later."
"OK."
*BLAM*
"What is the capital of Lithuania?"
You can have my AK-47 when you pry it from my old arthritic fingers.
That's why we didn't include the quote you found-- and inserted a disclaimer. ;)
Sarla, you get his left bicep. I'll get his right leg - luckily he isn't wearing his shirt. Alright Mr Salman, not so 'deer' are you now? Buck up!
Remember - short, controlled bursts.
reference to original
“are you sure this is the best way to find a nice boy for my daughter?”
Hum dho, humare dho.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!
Hum ek, Meri dho.
Family planning, Kashmiri ishtyle.
"This is so much more fun than setting her(daughter-in-law) on fire."
"Payback's a bitch" (Women to their mothers-in-law)
And India looks set once again to sweep the shooting events at the Commonwealth Games, which it hosts in 2010.
Tu mere samnay, mere tere samnay.
Bang!Bang! Chitty!
Aaj tu neeche...
MoorNam + BadIndianGirl: yours are my faves, for now.
B.I.G., I liked yours so much, it's my away message. :D
Aww, A N N A. Thanks!
This is my rifle.
There may be others like it.
But this one is mine.
You pull gun, you shoot.
"Please mister, be good boy": No.
You shoot, you kill. Yes?
With it I shall shoot.
When I shoot, I shoot to kill.
Take no prisoners.
Ok, I've shot them. Now can I become a MLA?
"It's TelUgu, not TelEgu."
"And then you two drop down and act like flowers, and she can hide behind a tree."
"Hello, 911. I just shot and killed my mother-in-law by accident! Help!"
"Calm down, ma'am! First make sure she's dead."
*BLAM*
"OK, now what?"
After birth control, Indians discussion now turns to gun control.
And then the swayamvara for the sikh quintuplets turns into a shootout..
take that, you sari wearers! salwar kameezes rule! down with shashi tharoor!
Say "drill that girl" again HMF. Say it. I dare you.
Make cheap dolls of my fav guru, will ya, neighbour?
Mr Chang ... meet my little friend ... Mr Bang!
Wow, best caption game EVER. :)
What's my name bhenchodh? Say it! Say it!
Ashwini Kaur-47
And the bollywood writers/producers/directors were lined up at dawn, asked to perform their favourite caricatures and summarily shot.
"The last meetup ROCKED, more pics to follow"
Not a caption, just incredulity: Village Defense Committees? Villagers given Kalashnikovs by the army? Are we in Vietnam?
Proposal to Mr. Cowen: Grant us your $1,000 and we'll demonstrate gun ownership reduces crime in our village.
After enduring much ridicule from her male colleagues for bad aim, Ashwini Kaur realized she had been closing the wrong eye.
Older women demonstrated against the recent decision by the Maharastrian government to reward younger couples with a second honeymoon.
AARP members fought tooth and nail against Medicare's proposed move to curtail dental and ungual insurance.
"No No. You must let it boil for 5 minutes, then add the tumeric, taste is better"
Sartaj Singh laughed nervously. 'I might have created a monster.'
Should have worn ear plugs, I believe.
"Stop, or my mom will shoot!"
Earplugs, Ms Keller? Really?
Now who's coming home drunk, huh?
This is WAY more fun than calling you guys and waiting!
"Ammi's got a gun"
"A member of the Indian grandmother species. Eats, shoots and leaves."
drop the guns shanti shanti please...
om shanti shanti
This takes saas bahu serials to a whole other level.
Meet the 'Kashmir ki Kali'. The one that Shammi Kapoor didn't see.
Sa re ga ma pa. Re ga ma. Ni dha pa. Dha pa ma re sa. DO NOT SPREAD RUMORS.
" Hungry? Eat this!!"
Say Hello to my little friend.
Unimpressed.
These ladies need uniforms, marksmanship training, drill, and some fire discipline.
Court, Allard, and Ventura must have decamped for the sin-dens and gambling tables in the south of France.ONCE AGAIN!
I pray for the safety of the North.
Nach Gabbar Nach
I knew I should have worn a sari for this
After conquering the call center and technical H1B visa game. India turn its attention to lucrative assassins for hire market
What are you bearded guys laughing for? You're next!
"Janani's got a gun...."
No, actually, those ladies are here.
On topic: Anna, I totally agree, this has been
an excellentthe best captions thread.So this is what it is like to be young and angry...
Ride or die, macaca!
Saabjiwalee..Thats for not giving me discount on bhindi yesterday.
Suno Ji...Either you aim your gun better in the bowl next time or I will aim mine better next time
"I used to write for this blog, what was the name, Sepia something... then you know, one thing just led to another...."
you feel lucky..well do ya punk?
bole to....khalaas!
Move over quick-gun-murugan, coz here comes pastrami maami!
"Say my name! Yanny Woakley!"
Looks like Camille hired some hitwomen to seek revenge for my derogatory salwar kameez comment.
Nice... but won't grace the pages of G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked & Packed Calendar.
"Look, I told you the first time, 'Hell no, I'm not changing phone companies!'"
Told ya Hommie...Target practice as Group Dating Activity is always a bullseye idea round these parts..
Now lets go collect dem teddy's for these lovely ladies..Dating 101 military stylz
you think i cant be happy without a husband past 30?! wanna call me a spinster again? SAY IT B!CH, SAY IT!
London 2012!