Musharraf Resigns, Narendra Modi to Replace Him

Advani Resigns BJP, Plans To Take Up Gardening, Play With "Wii"

Vikram Pandit, Enthusiastic About New Job, Changes Name to "CitiPandit"

New Citigroup CEO Demands Subordinates Address Him as "Panditji"

Sources: Dem Anti-Outsourcing Campaign Outsourced to India

Indian American Athlete Wins Heisman Trophy

Impoverished By Writer's Strike, Simpsons' "Apu" Returns to India For Good

Rushdie Marries Older Woman, Adopts Large-Nosed Infant Named "Saleem"

Sonia Gandhi Disowns Rahul and Priyanka; Monica Bellucci To Join Cong.


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