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January 16, 2008

Once you go Pak ...News

What is it about Princesses and Pakistanis? First Jemima Khan converted to Islam to marry Imran Khan. Then there was a whole drama between Princess Diana and her one true love, “Mr. Wonderful”, Dr. Hasnat Khan. Diana was reportedly considering conversion and possibly even a life in Pakistan. And now, the ever reliable Sun reports that Britney Spears is also considering converting to Islam and moving to Pakistan to be with her current boyfriend, paparazzi Adnan Ghalib.

But let’s back up to the Diana story first, because it’s the most interesting. According to her butler, Diana begged Khan to marry her:

“This was her soul mate,” he said. “This was the man she loved more than any other. It was a very deep and spiritual relationship.” Khan would often visit Diana and her boys at Kensington Palace, Burrell added, because the Princess was “adamant” that William and Harry get to know and grow to like Khan.

Burrell revealed that he and Diana discussed giving Khan his own quarters at the Palace and that the Princess was so serious about marrying Khan she asked Burrell to find out if it was possible for them to have a private wedding.[Link]

She even met his family in Pakistan and kept in touch with his mother:

[Said Khan’s mother] “She was so nice, so friendly and down to earth. She met my mother, Hasnat’s grandmother, my nephews and nieces, all the family.” [Link]

Meanwhile she stopped speaking to her own mother because of her mother’s opposition to the relationship:

“She called the Princess a whore and said she was messing around with eff-ing Muslims and she was disgraceful and said some very nasty things.” It was after that conversation, he said, that Diana decided she didn’t want to speak to her mother ever again. [Link]

Dodi then, was just a rebound, a way to get Hasnat jealous after he said that cultural differences would make it impossible to marry. This explains why the relationship was so public, and why she courted the paparazzi whose attention would spiral out of control:

She started dating Dodi in part, said Burrell, to make Khan jealous. …”She knew very well what she was doing.” All those tabloid photos of Dodi and Di cavorting on his yacht? The Princess counted on the cameras watching them… [Link]

Britney Spears seems intent on proving the adage that history repeats itself, first as tragedy then as farce:

Meanwhile the fallen singer has been telling pals how much she’s in love with Ghalib, 35 and that she plans to marry him and convert to his faith, Islam. In her crazier moments she’s even been threatening to fake her own death to start a new life with him in Pakistan.

The News Of The World also revealed that Ghalib’s respectable Sunni Muslim family in Birmingham are so horrified by his antics they have disowned him. One family member told the paper: “His parents … are devastated. This week his dad gave him an ultimatum, ‘Give up Britney, or you are dead to me,’ which Adnan ignored…” [Link]

Meanwhile Pakistani women are wondering what they need to do to get a bit of attention:

“Look at the way they treat our women. I think they are so chauvinistic and full of themselves. I wonder what these women find attractive in them? May be they should launch their charm offensive on Pakistani women. That’s something we women will never complaint against,” Haq chuckled. [Link]

And Rasika is warning other desi men not to get too (ahem) cocky:



Move along guys, there’s no coat-tails for non-Pakistani desi men to ride here …

ennis on January 16, 2008 01:44 PM in Arts and Entertainment, Events, News · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



383 comments

 1 · Nina P on January 16, 2008 02:04 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What happens once you go Malayalee?


 2 · Bengali Chick on January 16, 2008 02:06 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The Rasika clip made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the entertainment=)


 3 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 02:07 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
What happens once you go Malayalee?

There's no end to your folly.


 4 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 02:09 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
What happens once you go Malayalee?

You only date Nepali.


 5 · Malayalee on January 16, 2008 02:26 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Nina #1, girl you become a kolayalee (murderer)


 6 · Janeofalltrades on January 16, 2008 02:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Oh lord...can someone please slap a restraining order of some sort on BS to prevent her from getting hitched to someone? Where are the freaking adults?

As for Diana, ugh she's been dead so long. Now someone is dishing dirt on her. And people will buy it to read it. Not me.

Speaking of conversion....do Hindus require any such thing? Has anyone ever heard of the men converting the women among Hindus the way Muslims seem to do? OK I'm not really even entertaining any man converting to marry a woman at this point...never seen it happen.


 7 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 02:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
As for Diana, ugh she's been dead so long. Now someone is dishing dirt on her. And people will buy it to read it. Not me.

The story is coming back up because of a legal inquest into Di and Dodi's deaths and accusations by Dodi's father that the pair were killed by British secret service, at the request of Prince Phillip, to stop them from getting married. This is why the Butler was testifying, and hence why you'll see a lot about Di in the news again.


 8 · boston_mahesh on January 16, 2008 02:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

This Rasika Mathur was hilarious...I laughed out loud. I'd like to email her how funny she is.

What's the slogan behind Tamil lovers?


 9 · Suzzy on January 16, 2008 02:41 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Speaking of conversion....do Hindus require any such thing? Has anyone ever heard of the men converting the women among Hindus the way Muslims seem to do? OK I'm not really even entertaining any man converting to marry a woman at this point...never seen it happen.

Muslims are only allowed to marry Muslims. Therefore they insist the non Muslim converts. Hindus and Sikhs who tend to marry outside their religion don't insist on it because they don't have the same complex.


 10 · Ardy on January 16, 2008 02:51 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Muslims are only allowed to marry Muslims. Therefore they insist the non Muslim converts.

While it is not exactly encouraged, Muslims can marry others of the book - i.e. Christians and Jews. However, the polytheistic kafir Hindus are a strict no no.


 11 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 03:04 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
OK I'm not really even entertaining any man converting to marry a woman at this point...never seen it happen.

I have. I've seen (white) men convert to marry women who were Catholic, Mormon and Jewish. In at least one case, that describes the parents of a friend of mine. But yeah, it's not as common.


 12 · sa on January 16, 2008 03:07 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
While it is not exactly encouraged, Muslims can marry others of the book - i.e. Christians and Jews. However, the polytheistic kafir Hindus are a strict no no.

But didn't some of the moguls marry hindu brides?


 13 · Rahul on January 16, 2008 03:11 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Muslims are only allowed to marry Muslims. Therefore they insist the non Muslim converts. Hindus and Sikhs who tend to marry outside their religion don't insist on it because they don't have the same complex.
I'm not really even entertaining any man converting to marry a woman at this point...never seen it happen.

It's not a "complex" as you describe it. The Muslim marriage ceremony (or is it the nikaah) requires both parties to sign some sort of contract, which can be done only by Muslims (I'm sure I am mangling many terms here). I have a white friend (in fact, some of my best friends are white!) who converted to marry his Muslim bride so that her parents could see her have a Muslim ceremony. Of course, both husband and wife are completely non religious, so the conversion was purely for the purpose of the marriage.

In her crazier moments she’s even been threatening to fake her own death to start a new life with him in Pakistan.

Will that mean we will never see another photo or hear another word of her ever again? Marry on, Britney!


 14 · JGandhi on January 16, 2008 03:27 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

12 · sa said

But didn't some of the moguls marry hindu brides?

The Moguls did not always obey Islamic law. Babur had sex with teenage boys and his grandson Akbar was an apostate.


 15 · ShallowThinker on January 16, 2008 03:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

A funny women is a rare breed and that video just gives farther evidence. I think the reason is that the comedy is to woman oriented and guys just dont get it, just like if a Indian comedian is Indian oriented then only Indians will get it and everyone else thinks he sucks.

Funny women I can think of:
Mindy Kaling, the Indian girl from The Office
Sara Silverman
Wonda Sykes
Tina Fey
Lisa Lampanelli
Diablo Cody


 16 · ShallowThinker on January 16, 2008 03:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Also the women from Reno 911 are hilarious.


 17 · JGandhi on January 16, 2008 03:31 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

13 · Rahul said

It's not a "complex" as you describe it. The Muslim marriage ceremony (or is it the nikaah) requires both parties to sign some sort of contract, which can be done only by Muslims (I'm sure I am mangling many terms here).

Muslim women can only marry Muslims. Muslim men can marry Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians and Sabians (whoever those are).


 18 · Dr1001 on January 16, 2008 03:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The sun is the trashiest tabloid. Never believe anything printed there...lol

I have also got a friend who coverted to marry a Jewish man.
I'm sure it's just as tough for other religions like Mormons and Orthodox Christians , you just don't hear/ see it as much as Muslims.

Rahul you are right the muslim ceremony is the nikkah and it's the contract between bride and groom for an Islamic marriage. In many communities the nikkah states monetary value that the bride is promised from the groom should the marriage dissolve to help her if she's ever divorced amongst other conditions.

I like the comments from Pakistani women....that paragraph made me chuckle.


 19 · DR1001 on January 16, 2008 03:40 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)


Muslim women can only marry Muslims

I think it's due to the same philosphy in Judaism where the mother has to be Jewish for a child to be considered Jewish. Nowadays many Imams therefore can do the conversion for non-muslim men.

RE britney....what is goin on with her??? I can't believe she didn't turn up for the custody hearing. Wow


 20 · dipanjan on January 16, 2008 03:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
What is it about Princesses and Pakistanis?

They are just naturally talented in bowling maiden over. [link]


 21 · Ikram on January 16, 2008 03:52 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

So waht is it about Pakistani men. Are thye just really really hot? Is it their attitudes towards women? Why, it the words of the Times of India, are glamorous western women drawwn to Pakistani men?

Any thoughts?


 22 · lion on January 16, 2008 04:03 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

She's funny!



 23 · sigh! on January 16, 2008 04:05 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
So waht is it about Pakistani men. Are thye just really really hot? Is it their attitudes towards women? Why, it the words of the Times of India, are glamorous western women drawwn to Pakistani men?

Any thoughts?

dude, quoting the times of india is sad....most of the paper is based on hyping and sensationalizing non-existent phenomena (including this particular one); observe the almost non-existent empirical basis of the huge generalization


 24 · Clueless on January 16, 2008 04:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

This is so overated. For one thing this Imran Khan looks more white then he does Pakistani and this guy Diana dated was very educated so he was not you typical Pakistani.

Speaking of Muslims and non-muslims women in England there have been a couple of issues that I don't think I have that have south asian story to that some reason people here don't want to talk about.

1. Pakistani Muslim men date sikh and hindu women in England and then blackmailing them into marriage and making them become Muslims. Many threaten to tell the girls familes about what there daughters are doing.I have seen story about where these women have been shipped back to Pakistan and put in brothels.

2. Muslim rape in England of young poor white girls as young as 11 by Pakistani and Bangladeshi men. The men groom these girls by getting them hooked on drugs.I could only image the backlash when someanother young girl is raped by these stupid losers and some sikh or hindu is attacked for revenge cause he the 1st brown person they see. The BNP in England can only get popular thanks to these muslims savages.

There was TV special about this that get pulled to PC police happy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3733215.stm

I wish that Sepia Mutiny would cover these issues.


 25 · bulbul on January 16, 2008 04:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

21 · Ikram said

So waht is it about Pakistani men. Are thye just really really hot? Is it their attitudes towards women? Why, it the words of the Times of India, are glamorous western women drawwn to Pakistani men?

Any thoughts?

Here's a nice guy Sarfraz Manzoor, a British of Pakistani origin.

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/sarfraz_manzoor/2008/01/who_are_these_men.html


 26 · Amitabh on January 16, 2008 04:55 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Clueless is right about some of what goes on in the U.K.


 27 · abhi_tx on January 16, 2008 05:03 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Pakistani men? What about Arun Nayar, Salman Rushdie, Naveen Andrews, etc?
Overrated article!


 28 · Manju on January 16, 2008 05:08 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

the greatest babe-magnet i 've ever known was a pakistani dude i used to work with. tall, athletic, handsome-enough and a former cricket player he was (no, he wasn't imran.) he would attract women like i've never seen before or since. went to a strip bar with him once and he got the strippers number, which is harder than some of you may think.

anyway, his whole MO was to be exceedingly polite to everyone, men women beautiful or ugly it didn't matter. he came across like he was from a different time or place, when chivalry and politeness meant everything. if there was a group of women he would pay attention to the least attractive one but somehow go home with the hottest. he was an artist.


 29 · nala on January 16, 2008 05:16 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
So waht is it about Pakistani men. Are thye just really really hot? Is it their attitudes towards women? Why, it the words of the Times of India, are glamorous western women drawwn to Pakistani men?

It's 'cos they're Scythian, duh!

:)

1. Pakistani Muslim men date sikh and hindu women in England and then blackmailing them into marriage and making them become Muslims. Many threaten to tell the girls familes about what there daughters are doing.I have seen story about where these women have been shipped back to Pakistan and put in brothels.

Where's our modern-day Akbar when we need him? (It was Akbar, right, who saved Hindu women from the same fate centuries ago?)


 30 · Manju on January 16, 2008 05:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

oh, btw, re 28: i went to the strip bar for the steak.


 31 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 05:22 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

PopCrunch claims that Adnan has proposed and that Britney is going to have a very halal wedding [via Taz]:

Britney Spears will be ordered to cover her face with a veil and wear a full-length Islamic dress when she weds her British boyfriend. The pop star is heavily rumored to be planning marriage Number Three to Muslim Adnan Ghalib in hopes that she will be able to win back custody of her two sons. She has told friends she plans to wear a burka, or even a naqib, which leaves only the eyes visible.[Link]

Now I place no trust in how reliable any of this is. I just find it interesting how becoming and marrying a Muslim is considered even more shocking than much of what she has pulled thus far ...

Have your friends admire your daring! Shock your parents! Marry a muslim!


 32 · JGandhi on January 16, 2008 05:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I think Ghalib's parents are probably more pissed that their son is marrying a women who so is not a virgin rather than non-Muslim.


 33 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 05:27 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I think Ghalib's parents are probably more pissed that their son is marrying a women who so is not a virgin rather than non-Muslim.

Hey, they've both been married twice ...


 34 · muralimannered on January 16, 2008 05:28 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Clueless on January 16, 2008 04:29 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

This is so overated. For one thing this Imran Khan looks more white then he does Pakistani and this guy Diana dated was very educated so he was not you typical Pakistani.

Speaking of Muslims and non-muslims women in England there have been a couple of issues that I don't think I have that have south asian story to that some reason people here don't want to talk about.

1. Pakistani Muslim men date sikh and hindu women in England and then blackmailing them into marriage and making them become Muslims. Many threaten to tell the girls familes about what there daughters are doing.I have seen story about where these women have been shipped back to Pakistan and put in brothels.

2. Muslim rape in England of young poor white girls as young as 11 by Pakistani and Bangladeshi men. The men groom these girls by getting them hooked on drugs.I could only image the backlash when someanother young girl is raped by these stupid losers and some sikh or hindu is attacked for revenge cause he the 1st brown person they see. The BNP in England can only get popular thanks to these muslims savages.

There was TV special about this that get pulled to PC police happy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3733215.stm

I wish that Sepia Mutiny would cover these issues.

Clueless,

Is it just muslims in general and Islam with whom you have such a big problem? Tell me true...


 35 · coach diesel on January 16, 2008 05:31 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Manju is such a classy guy...


 36 · Manju on January 16, 2008 05:36 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

35 · coach diesel said

Manju is such a classy guy...

thanks coach, same to you.


 37 · Gruhasthu on January 16, 2008 05:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Muslim women can only marry Muslims

I think it's due to the same philosphy in Judaism where the mother has to be Jewish for a child to be considered Jewish. Nowadays many Imams therefore can do the conversion for non-muslim men.

I always interpreted that restriction as another way for Islam to spread itself. Get a woman into the faith through marriage, you gain one more person who will spread Islam via progeny. Lose a woman, the faith loses all her off-spring too. This probably is too much of a cynical view.


 38 · Blue on January 16, 2008 05:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
The pop star is heavily rumored to be planning marriage Number Three to Muslim Adnan Ghalib in hopes that she will be able to win back custody of her two sons.

If that's the primary reason why she's marrying and potentially converting, well... she'll soon be on her way to Marriage Number Four.


 39 · coach diesel on January 16, 2008 05:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

37 · Gruhasthu said

Muslim women can only marry Muslims
I think it's due to the same philosphy in Judaism where the mother has to be Jewish for a child to be considered Jewish. Nowadays many Imams therefore can do the conversion for non-muslim men.

I always interpreted that restriction as another way for Islam to spread itself. Get a woman into the faith through marriage, you gain one more person who will spread Islam via progeny. Lose a woman, the faith loses all her off-spring too. This probably is too much of a cynical view.


Cynicism has nothing to do with it. But you are right in your view of it spreading through marriage/woman to child. Religion can be like a disease that way. ;)

Manju,
You know that I'm a classy dame


 40 · Jangali Janwar on January 16, 2008 05:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

38 · Blue said

The pop star is heavily rumored to be planning marriage Number Three to Muslim Adnan Ghalib in hopes that she will be able to win back custody of her two sons.

If that's the primary reason why she's marrying and potentially converting, well... she'll soon be on her way to Marriage Number Four.

If the pop-star does get married to Mr. Ghalib, that would be a boon for all of us. We may never have to see her face again.


 41 · JGandhi on January 16, 2008 05:59 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Clueless is right about whats going on in the UK.

Here is another source about the situation.

Another.

It would be nice if the moderate Muslims would counter this extremist elements rather than accusing those who complain about them of islamophobia.


 42 · Jangali Janwar on January 16, 2008 06:01 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Ooops. I see Rahul beat me to that already. Rahul at 13.


 43 · de-lurker on January 16, 2008 06:07 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

31 · Ennis said

PopCrunch claims that Adnan has proposed and that Britney is going to have a very halal wedding [via Taz]:


Britney Spears will be ordered to cover her face with a veil and wear a full-length Islamic dress when she weds her British boyfriend. The pop star is heavily rumored to be planning marriage Number Three to Muslim Adnan Ghalib in hopes that she will be able to win back custody of her two sons. She has told friends she plans to wear a burka, or even a naqib, which leaves only the eyes visible.[Link]

Now I place no trust in how reliable any of this is.


Wtf? They are really making ridiculous assumptions. A google search will show a pic of him wearing a cross. I highly doubt that he's all that religious. Plus apparently he managed a strip clup of something. And The same site says that they are planning on a scientology wedding. And now they use the ever trusted, Islamic cliches to spurn gossip.

And am I missing something? When did it come out that he was of Pakistani decent? Again, google points to his hailing from Afghanistan.


 44 · Zebedee on January 16, 2008 06:07 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Jemima Khan is a Princess? I thought she was just a daddy's little rich girl. You know, Hugh Grant is a common thread in this Eastern/Western couple thing. Jemima left Imran Khan and dated Hugh, and Hugh used to date Liz Hurley who married Arun Nayar. See? And Hugh Grant isn't even Pakistani!!!


 45 · JGandhi on January 16, 2008 06:12 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

37 · Gruhasthu said

I always interpreted that restriction as another way for Islam to spread itself. Get a woman into the faith through marriage, you gain one more person who will spread Islam via progeny. Lose a woman, the faith loses all her off-spring too. This probably is too much of a cynical view.

Of course thats one reason. It is also a common Islamic belief that Muslim men that marry non-Muslim women will automatically gain entrance to paradise. It is also a useful tool to oppress non-Muslims. The message is that Muslims are the masculine/dominant group and non-Muslims are the feiminine/submissive group. The same tactic was used by the conquistadors in South America to subdue the indigenous populations.


 46 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 06:16 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Jemima Khan is a Princess?

Her mother is Lady Annabel Vane-Tempest-Stewart, and her maternal grandfather was the 8th Marquess of Londonderry. She's not a princess exactly, but she is from an aristocratic family.


 47 · Camille on January 16, 2008 06:17 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
paparazzi
If there's only one, does that mean he's a paparazzo? :)
Hindus and Sikhs who tend to marry outside their religion don't insist on it because they don't have the same complex.
This is not true -- Sikhs (who are practicing) are required to marry other Sikhs. You tend to see interfaith marriages among Sikhs who are not particularly religious (i.e., more "culturally" Sikh than "religiously" Sikh).
While it is not exactly encouraged, Muslims can marry others of the book - i.e. Christians and Jews.
I've met Muslims in the Bay who have also reinterpreted this to mean that Muslims can marry other people of other monotheistic faiths, but generally I've seen it limited to the "religions of the book."

 48 · Ennis on January 16, 2008 06:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
If there's only one, does that mean he's a paparazzo?

If he's desi, does that make him a papadazzo?


 49 · Camille on January 16, 2008 06:22 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
If he's desi, does that make him a papadazzo?
Does that mean he's a papadum? :)

 50 · Caroline on January 16, 2008 06:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

White girls who convert to Islam are usually young, naive or just plain mad. Diana was unhinged; Jemima was a naive, bored and overprivileged 20 year old undergraduate when she met Imran and found herself drawn into converting.

Imran Khan tried to convert several aristocratic white girls to Islam before Jemima, including Sita White, the mother of the child he denied fathering. These women were older and stronger and refused to convert. It would not surprise me if Imran used Jemima to find his place in paradise after his old erring ways (as a born again Muslim, bringing a white woman into the faith), and bring Islam into the English upper classes through his and Jemima's two sons.


 51 · Fuerza Dulce on January 16, 2008 06:45 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
OK I'm not really even entertaining any man converting to marry a woman at this point...never seen it happen.

Come on, My Big Fat Greek Wedding :)


 52 · York Shaayar on January 16, 2008 06:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

"What is it about Princesses and Pakistanis?"
Well it has all the tragedy and pathos and mystery of the kashish of the parwana for the shamma.
Would be an interesting social experiment if Britney does fulfil her promise.Don't know who would recieve the greater cultural shock..She or the good people of Pakistan?


 53 · Rahul on January 16, 2008 06:49 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
It is also a useful tool to oppress non-Muslims. The message is that Muslims are the masculine/dominant group and non-Muslims are the feiminine/submissive group. The same tactic was used by the conquistadors in South America to subdue the indigenous populations.

Others prefer Direct Action.


 54 · Fuerza Dulce on January 16, 2008 06:54 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Speaking of Muslims and non-muslims women in England there have been a couple of issues that I don't think I have that have south asian story to that some reason people here don't want to talk about.

1. Pakistani Muslim men date sikh and hindu women in England and then blackmailing them into marriage and making them become Muslims. Many threaten to tell the girls familes about what there daughters are doing.I have seen story about where these women have been shipped back to Pakistan and put in brothels.

People don't want to talk about it because 1.) those claims have never been substantiated and there's never been any proof given that such things actually occur and 2.) the "articles" and "forwards" making such claims have been the same ones being circulated for *years*. The exact same story comes out once or twice a year forwarded over e-mail or brought up in conversation by some random person who hasn't heard it before and they think they're circulating some shocking breaking news. It's not new and it's not news - because there is no major conspiracy. If these guys are engaging in scandalous activities with this Sikh girls, they are not going to be embraced by their congregations for engaged in those same activities. They won't get points (or blessings) for converting someone by fornicating or drinking or doing drugs. I'm not saying there are no girls who convert out for reasons other than purely spiritual, but are Muslims as a community sitting there plotting how to convert Sikh girls? No.


 55 · Fuerza Dulce on January 16, 2008 06:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

It should read: "for having engaged in those same activies"


Sorry.


 56 · Vikram on January 16, 2008 07:18 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

In the 1950s, Rita Hayworth married Prince Aly Khan. In 2008, adjusting for inflation, Britney marrying Adnan Ghalib is what you land up getting...


 57 · Manju on January 16, 2008 07:27 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

56 · Vikram said

In the 1950s, Rita Hayworth married Prince Aly Khan

Pamela harriman, Churchill's former daughter in law, tried to get him to marry her. he refused so she made her way to America where she played kingmaker, essentially choosing Clinton as the next president. so aly love life really effected history.


 58 · Mel on January 16, 2008 07:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Feminism has neutered western men. Western women are attracted to the brutes raised in the culture of Pakistani feudalism.


 59 · Manju on January 16, 2008 07:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

oh, i mentioned harriman/churchil b/c of princess di...adding some credence to the argument that the british aristocracy is going pak.


 60 · Manju on January 16, 2008 07:40 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

58 · Mel said

Western women are attracted to the brutes raised in the culture of Pakistani feudalism.

or little rock, AK


 61 · Manju on January 16, 2008 07:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

1 · Nina P said

What happens once you go Malayalee?

once you go malayalee, no need for muhammad ali


 62 · Manju on January 16, 2008 07:48 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

once you go malayalee, you forget the pakistani


 63 · A N N A on January 16, 2008 08:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

62 · Manju said

once you go malayalee, you forget the pakistani

That's what HE said. :D


I keed.


 64 · Manju on January 16, 2008 08:27 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

39 · coach diesel said

Manju,
You know that I'm a classy dame

once you go coachie, no need for a hoochie


 65 · guilty dilettante on January 16, 2008 08:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
So waht is it about Pakistani men. Are thye just really really hot? Is it their attitudes towards women? Why, it the words of the Times of India, are glamorous western women drawwn to Pakistani men

dark'ish skin, full lips, eyelashes to die for & bit of macho? sometimes you just have to give credit, where credit is due


 66 · kck on January 16, 2008 08:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What happens when you go Gujarati?
...you go home with a hottie?


 67 · Manju on January 16, 2008 08:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

65 · guilty dilettante said

dark'ish skin, full lips, eyelashes to die for & bit of macho? sometimes you just have to give credit, where credit is due

guilty d, is that that up and boxer, welterweight i think?


 68 · A N N A on January 16, 2008 08:37 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

65 · guilty dilettante said

dark'ish skin, full lips, eyelashes to die for & bit of macho?

Yeah, but you can get all that and a bag of plantain chips in India. Or at Basement Bhangra (plaintain chips not available with this offer).


(i.e. He looks Punjabi, to me)


 69 · dilettante on January 16, 2008 08:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

yep he packs a real punch in my book ;-)


 70 · Manju on January 16, 2008 08:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

66 · kck said

What happens when you go Gujarati?

you run faster than a maserati


 71 · Manju on January 16, 2008 08:41 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
What happens when you go Gujarati?

...better learn karate


 72 · Manju on January 16, 2008 08:43 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

69 · dilettante said

yep he packs a real punch in my book ;-)

he's in the right division if he want greatness: cotto, williams, and of course pretty boy floyd, but he better get moving.


 73 · Manju on January 16, 2008 08:46 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

69 · dilettante said

yep he packs a real punch in my book ;-)

but can he recite malcolm x's autobio backwards?


 74 · KXB on January 16, 2008 11:16 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Don't count Bengalis out - Lisa Ray, Rhona Mitra, and Norah Jones each have a Bengali dad and white mom.


 75 · gm on January 16, 2008 11:56 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Any good follow ups for "Once you go Telegu (insert whatever)...? You can really go to town with that expression.


 76 · bytewords on January 17, 2008 12:00 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

75 · gm said

Any good follow ups for "Once you go Telegu (insert whatever)...? You can really go to town with that expression.

you will become very blue.


 77 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:01 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

75 · gm said

Any good follow ups for "Once you go Telegu (insert whatever)...? You can really go to town with that expression.

once u go telegu, no one else will appeal to you


 78 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:03 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

if you ever go telegu, hope you had a few


 79 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:05 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

if you ever go telegu, may need a little pill blue


 80 · Rahul on January 17, 2008 12:09 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If you go telEgu, you will incur the wrath of budugu.


 81 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:09 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

once u go telegu, no one you'd rather poke into


 82 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:10 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

once u go telegu, you're stuck like crazy glue


 83 · muralimannered on January 17, 2008 12:14 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

once you go Tamizh you'll be unable to LOZh


 84 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:14 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

if you ever go telegu, rahul might look good to you


 85 · Amrita on January 17, 2008 12:18 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Anyway, Diana was just going with Hasnat to make this guy jealous.


 86 · Amrita on January 17, 2008 12:21 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Don't count Bengalis out - Lisa Ray, Rhona Mitra, and Norah Jones each have a Bengali dad and white mom.

Each, and Papaya too.


 87 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:23 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

yeah, telegu's too easy


 88 · gm on January 17, 2008 12:28 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go telUgu, bid sanity adieu. (Sincere apologies to Budugu.)


 89 · Blue on January 17, 2008 12:32 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

76 Bytewords said:


75 · gm said

Any good follow ups for "Once you go Telegu (insert whatever)...? You can really go to town with that expression.

you will become very blue.

Wow. I can't believe I got meta-referenced.


 90 · gm on January 17, 2008 12:37 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go Telugu, you'll scream yahoo. (No offense to Google.)


 91 · nala on January 17, 2008 12:42 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go Telugu*, you'll eat lots of Tirupati laddus.

Once you go Bengali, you'll be unable to shut up about being quite jolly.

Once you go Malayalee, you'll be living in a joint family.


*Manju, please fix your spelling for future references man


 92 · Taz on January 17, 2008 12:44 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go Bong, going back would be just WRONG...

haha... :-)


 93 · nala on January 17, 2008 12:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If you go Punjabi, be prepared for his mom to come at you with a lathi.


 94 · Manju on January 17, 2008 12:49 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

91 · nala said

*Manju, please fix your spelling for future references man

once you go nala, she'll be correcting your gramma


 95 · gm on January 17, 2008 12:56 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go Telugu, no need to go far for a buf*. (If you ever witnessed a ATA - American Telegu Association or TANA - Telugu Assoc. of North America ,etc meetings, you might understand this.)


 96 · nala on January 17, 2008 12:58 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
once you go nala, she'll be correcting your gramma

It's NA-la like Simba's love interest from The Lion King, not gramma like gamma ray.
And I wasn't correcting your grammar, but your spelling...

I knew you were a neocon 'Uncle Tom,' but I didn't know that once you go to the dark side, apparently you lose sight of what's really important in a desi person's life.


 97 · nala on January 17, 2008 01:00 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Once you go Telugu, no need to go far for a buf*. (If you ever witnessed a ATA - American Telegu Association or TANA - Telugu Assoc. of North America ,etc meetings, you might understand this.)

I've been to those things, but I don't understand this...


 98 · gm on January 17, 2008 01:06 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sorry about my last crass comment. I really meant go to town w/the expression and not take it to the gutter, like I just did. (I am a Telugu, actually.) Didn't mean to offend anyone.


 99 · Manju on January 17, 2008 01:07 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

96 · nala said

It's NA-la like Simba's love interest from The Lion King, not gramma like gamma ray.
And I wasn't correcting your grammar, but your spelling...
I knew you were a neocon 'Uncle Tom,' but I didn't know that once you go to the dark side, apparently you lose sight of what's really important in a desi person's life.

if you ever go nala, be prepared for some zsa zsa


 100 · nala on January 17, 2008 01:08 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Sorry about my last crass comment. I really meant go to town w/the expression and not take it to the gutter, like I just did. (I am a Telugu, actually.) Didn't mean to offend anyone.

I might be offended (but most likely not) if I understood what you were getting at, haha. I don't think SM is the place to be shy. What does 'buf*' mean? This Telugu demands to know!


 101 · nala on January 17, 2008 01:10 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If you go Sindhi, your in-laws gonna have some problems if you from Rawalpindi.


 102 · nala on January 17, 2008 01:15 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If you ever go Manju, have a sense of humor if you're a Jew.


 103 · gm on January 17, 2008 01:22 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

100 · nala said

Sorry about my last crass comment. I really meant go to town w/the expression and not take it to the gutter, like I just did. (I am a Telugu, actually.) Didn't mean to offend anyone.

I might be offended (but most likely not) if I understood what you were getting at, haha. I don't think SM is the place to be shy. What does 'buf*' mean? This Telugu demands to know!

Oh dear God, please forgive me for corrupting young innocent minds.

Buf* (meant to rhyme w/Telugu) is a stupid outdated 80's term. (For the record, I have zero homophobic tendencies and will think more carefully before typing.)


 104 · Gruhasthu on January 17, 2008 01:55 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Oh dear God, please forgive me for corrupting young innocent minds.

Buf* (meant to rhyme w/Telugu) is a stupid outdated 80's term.

Even this proud veteran of Chiru v. Balayya pop-culture wars from the 80s is not getting it.

Please don't hesitate to corrupt this not so young innocent mind.


 105 · particleman on January 17, 2008 05:59 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sadly news stories of late would have us believe that:
Once you go brown...you're going down!


 106 · gm on January 17, 2008 09:24 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I guess I need to explain (and truly apologize for post 95).

During my childhood, my parents & I would sometimes attend these Telugu events and the few kids my age would be extremely bored. I realize this will date me way back, but the mean spirited and disrespectful kids (that were dragged there by their parents) would call the mc's and organizers "gay" (a term which I detest when used negatively) etc. (I should mention that I was also bored to tears at these Telugu events because my knowledge of Telugu is limited, and the lousy 70's and 80's Telugu movies that they had, etc . Not that I am or ever was holier than thou, I hardly complained about being irritated. I just thought along with my Indian friends that many of these Indian events were irrelevant and not interesting. I haven't been to a TANA or ATA meet in years and probably things have changed with time. Hopefully for the better but most big groups and organizations will have stupid politics, imperfections etc.

Sorry to go off topic too.

Now about Miss Britney Spears and her current beau. It looks like they are using each other as I understand from the gossip.


 107 · cliff on January 17, 2008 11:54 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

once you go malayalee- you lose all hope and turn to memebers of your own team ;-)

*just kidding, kidding is just like pudding with a key* ( say it in a heavy mallu accent- it is really funny!)- my own creation.


 108 · bulbul on January 17, 2008 12:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

If you go Marathi you'll always eat hot chapatti.

If you go Bong you might break into a song.

If you go Sindhi you'll have a child named Bindi.


 109 · Mel on January 17, 2008 12:25 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

"I always interpreted that restriction as another way for Islam to spread itself. Get a woman into the faith through marriage, you gain one more person who will spread Islam via progeny. Lose a woman, the faith loses all her off-spring too. This probably is too much of a cynical view."

Islam is a product of its origins. It contains the bedouin worldview. Islam is humane when influenced by older civilizations as is the case in Egypt, Turkey, Persia, India and Indonesia. It is barbaric when the older influences are purged. Saudi Arabia and Talibanized Afghanistan are the result. The problem today is Saudi Arabia is exporting Bedouim primitivism as the true faith.


 110 · boston_mahesh on January 17, 2008 01:44 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

83 · muralimannered said

83 · muralimannered on January 17, 2008 12:14 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

once you go Tamizh you'll be unable to LOZh

What? Je ne comprend pas.

Once you go Tamil, no one else will fit the bill.


 111 · amaun on January 17, 2008 02:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

recite malcolm x's autobio backwards

You invoked Malcolm X. How could you?


 112 · amaun on January 17, 2008 02:21 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

recite malcolm x's autobio backwards

111 is supposed to read:

You invoked Malcolm X. How could you? ... Looking around for HMF ...


 113 · amaun on January 17, 2008 02:31 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once a Punjabi goes Madrasi ...

finds out that they could be Tamil, Telugu, Kannada or Malyalam.


 114 · bess on January 17, 2008 02:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You'll never feel guilty going Gulti.

I know, I know, lame attempt. But I do have a sweet spot for Telugus.
Once you go Telugu you've found your guru.

I sure hope that couple from Malawi gets to adopt the Federline children.""In our country, a good mother does not show her business to the press," Mrs. M said. "It is very bad luck...The Federline children have been living, in one of the richest cities in the world, trapped in a seemingly endless cycle of depravity, narcissism, and veganism."


 115 · Jangali Janwar on January 17, 2008 03:23 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go Punjabi, you'll become dil diwani.


 116 · bess on January 17, 2008 03:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Oh, be still my dil. (credit: ANNA, for that one.)


 117 · Bang Gully on January 17, 2008 04:48 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Wow, the mere mention of a Muslim and so much hate is thrown our way on SepiaMutiny. Couldn't the Hindutva crowd just be happy that a desi lookin dude could be potentially bangin out Britney Spears? Don't you guys see the potential ? No more jerking off to porn, crying after your done , despairing in your own sweat and shame, complaining about how all the desi girls are going out with pasty white dudes, now you could be making sweet love to a blonde Southern bombshell. That dude Ghalib looks like a herb too and he's still gettin it in! (potentially)....but no some of you got so much hate in your heart you guys actually took this negatively and started Islam-bashing. I don't understand, Muslims don't even talk about Hindus the way the Hindutva crowd talks about Muslims...and the funny and sad thing is Hindus are the majority in India! Its not like Muslims are some economic elite, them fools is broke and uneducated, they're basically like blacks in America (good at sports and entertainment, and of course crime) What is there to complain about?!? But still, theres some of you who gotta bring in something completely hateful about Islam,to the point where I think some of are you in love with Muslims...we stay on your mind and you stay on our jock.

I have no problem with the other Hindus on here that are just snarky , a lot of cool people on this site. But the Hindutva crowd is seriously a big turnoff.


 118 · Jangali Janwar on January 17, 2008 05:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Once you go Bess, you don't need the rest.


 119 · bess on January 17, 2008 05:48 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

You got that right, JJ ;

(thinking of asking you to go skating)


 120 · nala on January 17, 2008 05:59 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I have no problem with the other Hindus on here that are just snarky , a lot of cool people on this site. But the Hindutva crowd is seriously a big turnoff.

What's funny is that some of the more negative comments about Islam/Muslims came from commenters who aren't Hindu (clueless) or part of the frequently-accused-of-being-a-Hindu-fundie crowd (Mel) that I know of.


Once you go Hindutva, you'll be getting into daily fights with the doodhwala.


 121 · JGandhi on January 17, 2008 06:09 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

117 · Bang Gully said

What is there to complain about?!?

Ethnic cleansing of Hindus in Indonesia, Malayasia, Pakistan and Bangladesh.

Radical terrorist groups that massacre thousands of Hindus every year.

Preferential laws that redistribute money from Hindus to Muslims in India (hajj subsidies, taxing Hindu temples to subsidize mosques) and give Muslims privileges unavailable to Hindus.

Routine riots in India for little things like someone eating a pear while passing a mosque on Ramadan.

Rhetoric like this coming from mainstream mosques.

Unwanted attempts to convert us to Islam by force.

Failure to root out terrorism and extremism from your religion, causing us Hindus to get racially profiled as well (in the West the average Hindu "looks more Muslim" to non-Muslims than the average Muslim.

Aggression against non-Muslims even in diaspora communities.

I could go on but I don't want to hijack the thread :)


 122 · muralimannered on January 17, 2008 06:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
once you go Tamizh you'll be unable to LOZh

What? Je ne comprend pas.

Once you go Tamil, no one else will fit the bill.

Boston Mahesh (Not 'Yo Mahesh' the fearsome TN Ranji Trophy side seamer? I think that's a great name),

i just thought of "Tam-urrll"(Tamizh) and "Lorrrrl"(Laugh Out Loud) and it suddenly clicked. not high art by any means.


 123 · Jangali Janwar on January 17, 2008 06:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
You got that right, JJ ; (thinking of asking you to go skating)

Bess,

I'm honored that you think I'm skate worthy. (start at 1:35)
But, I'm not one to step into another man's relationship. It's a man rule. But.... if things between you and Harbeer don't pan out (he turns out to be a bad skater) well..... (blushing)....

No pressure Harbeer, yaar.


 124 · Rahul on January 17, 2008 07:12 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

JGandhi, so I assume you condemn the BJP, VHP, RSS, and Narendra Modi as the disgusting scum they are for the kinds of atrocities they perpetrated? Not to mention the routine violence and intimidation against churches and Christians?

Because I am sure you agree that selective silence by moderate members of the religion does the entire community no credit.


 125 · JGandhi on January 17, 2008 07:26 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

124 · Rahul said

JGandhi, so I assume you condemn the BJP, VHP, RSS, and Narendra Modi as the disgusting scum they are for the kinds of atrocities they perpetrated?

The Hindutva issue is very complex and I don't think I could address it w/o hijacking the thread. Bang Gully seemed to be sincerely perplexed why there is resentment against Islam.


 126 · Rahul on January 17, 2008 07:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Rahul: Because I am sure you agree that selective silence by moderate members of the religion does the entire community no credit.
JGandhi: The Hindutva issue is very complex and I don't think I could address it w/o hijacking the thread. Bang Gully seemed to be sincerely perplexed why there is resentment against Islam.

Ah, I understand. Thanks for explaining. Islamic fanaticism is simple enough to summarize in a few lines, whereas condemning state sponsored pogroms with a fundamentalist agenda is complex enough to require parrying, equivocation and Kabuki dancing.


 127 · Harbeer on January 17, 2008 07:33 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

123 · Jangali Janwar said

No pressure Harbeer, yaar.

Dude, I am a horrible skater and I would never stand in the way of true love. I'm just a drifter who swings by here (read: comments obsessively) when he's got a looming deadline--pay me no mind. See y'all around.


 128 · Rahul on January 17, 2008 07:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Islamic fanaticism is simple enough to summarize in a few lines

Sorry, I should have said: Hatred against Muslims is simple enough to summarize in a few lines.


 129 · Harbeer on January 17, 2008 07:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

128 · Rahul said

Hatred against Muslims is simple enough to summarize in a few lines.

Meh. I can do it in one word.


 130 · JGandhi on January 17, 2008 07:53 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

126 · Rahul said

Ah, I understand. Thanks for explaining. Islamic fanaticism is simple enough to summarize in a few lines, whereas condemning state sponsored pogroms with a fundamentalist agenda is complex enough to require parrying, equivocation and Kabuki dancing.

I was giving quick examples of the causes of resentment against Islam for a guy who seemed to downright perplexed, I wasn't explaining Islamic fanaticism. And of course I denounce all state-sponsored killing. But you weren't asking me that before, were you? You were asking me to condemn several broad-based movements.


 131 · nala on January 17, 2008 07:58 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I condemn violence and hatemongering of any sort perpetrated by Hindu fundies in India, that's sort of a given. But it's annoying when you can't mention why MANY people (not just Hindus, but many Americans and Europeans as well) have misgivings about Islam, and pointing out Islamic fanaticism becomes hatred against Muslims. It's possible to acknowledge this but not hold anything against Muslims that you meet/know personally. I mean, on another thread a couple of months ago someone insinuated that I'm some kind of Hindutvadi Islamophobe, and I went out with a Muslim boy in high school, for crying out loud (and Bang Gully, he actually did say a lot of shit about Hindus, but he was a jerk in general so I won't make any extrapolations based on him).


 132 · Rahul on January 17, 2008 07:58 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I was giving quick examples of the causes of resentment against Islam for a guy who seemed to downright perplexed, I wasn't explaining I