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July 19, 2008

The Roof and the RootMusings

Why

There were two reasons that I was in Africa. The first one was that the mountain is there. I contend that every good journey involves a mountain high enough that it keeps a piece of you with it after you think you’ve gotten off. On top of the mountain is a doomed glacier of storied beauty that I needed to see before it melted into just a “once upon a time” memory described in a book or by an old man. The second reason I had long desired to come here was that my mother was born in East Africa (Uganda) and I wanted to feel a trace of what she once knew. Being under this sky, on this land, the pidgin that is Swahili ringing in my ears, I sought to better understand some part of her that ended when she was a teenager, a part that remained an unearthed root of my life.

Dar

The South Asian quarter (Uhindini) of Dar es Salaam is where you want to be if you have only one night in one of East Africa’s largest cities and you blog for a South Asian themed website whose readers expect you to work around the clock. It is also where the food is the best mix of Indian, Chinese, and East African. The gem dealer from Sri Lanka recognizes us as fellow guests of the dingy hotel. Your first night in a country should always be spent at a dingy hotel, otherwise you won’t learn how things in that country really work (such as how much cab fares to locations in the city should really cost). He tips us off to the fact that the best money exchange can be found next to the mosque at the end of that street. A good restaurant (I have the mutton) is directly next door to the hotel. The 34-year-old sits down with us at dinner and explains that if we want to find nice girls (why aren’t we married yet?) all we have to do is provide them with a little jewelry and some spending money. He swears that those two things will keep them satisfied and they won’t ever talk of divorce. I decide to keep my “blood diamond speech” under wraps just this once, even though Africa is the most appropriate place for it.

The Muslim friend I’m with tells me to stick with him for protection in this part of town. Five minutes later and three blocks north we pass the Pramukh Swami BAPS mandir, services just ending. “Your on my turf now,” I tell him.

Closer to the hotel again, it sounds like some bar or disco is playing Bob Marley. Sweet. I wanted to check out a bar here anyways and this one apparently has good music blaring on a Saturday night. As we get closer to the source I see that the music I am hearing is in fact emanating from a large group of women sitting on a mosque floor. Yeah, it definitely wasn’t Buffalo Soldier I was hearing. It is probably not polite for me to keep staring like this either.

Indian Point

There are two categories of routes that go up Kilimanjaro: the Coca Cola routes and the Whiskey Routes. Neither class of route is considered easy, given that the end point of every path is located at 19,340 ft, but the Coca Cola routes do come with wooden huts and bunk beds and a modicum of comfort. Over 5-7 days these are considered luxuries. We took a Whiskey Route (Machame) and camped in tents of course, since the journey matters.

The view from Camp Barafu (Ice)

Our guide Dizmus answers us politely when we ask how we compared to others he’s led. It is then that Dizmus, with a sly smile that makes him look much younger than he is, reveals a truth to us. When guides see Indians coming to climb Kili they know they’ve made easy money. Indians are never able to actually finish the climb to the top. Fortunately, we don’t count as Indian he tells us (but I wonder if he thought that when he first met us). Indians from “western countries” usually do finish, or give a hell of an effort. It is the Indians from India and Africa that the guides deride. The two other guides laugh, nodding their heads in agreement.

Dizmus: “You see, they all take Coca-Cola route. It has, what do you call…huts. If you have group of 20 Indians, by first hut only 15. By second hut only 10. By third hut only 4 remain. You know fourth hut, last hut? The guides call it ‘Indian Point.’ You know why?”

Abhi: Why?

Dizmus: “All Indians quit by that point. Then they take a picture, then go buy a t-shirt to take home.”

He spreads his hands as if he is apologizing for telling us the truth and wonders if he has said too much and offended us (we’ve yet to tip him).

But my companions all laugh at this because they know it is likely true. We know friends and relatives just like this. The American inside of me thinks its funny but the Indian inside of me can only shake my head in embarrassment that this is the reputation. “Indian Point,” sound like a location I’d expect to take pictures at somewhere in the desert southwest of the U.S., not near the roof of Africa.

Lunch at 15,000 ft. Is it wrong to feed a leftover chicken wing to a bird? Is that cannibalism?

Giant Tree Groundsels (not sprouting from my backpack)

The Prize at the peak. Its even more beautiful to look at when your body has died and only your thoughts remain.

Yes, we finished. I think they call it Uhuru Peak because it is the point where your mind (receiving less than half the oxygen its used to but probably doesn’t need) declares independence from your body (which has just been slowing it down for days now anyways). There is no past or future there. There are no friends or guides in your field of view. There is only the empty blue present, which is just what you were hoping to find up here when you signed up. A few minutes touching the void is all you need.

The final steps to the roof

Unguja

After the climb and after a Safari (during which a monkey threw a rock at me) was the island. This island had for centuries been at the crossroads of empires (click on the picture below). The Arabs, Indians, Africans, Europeans all saw its strategic value. All came for the spices, which, by the way, is what I needed to bring back for my mom. She wanted cinnamon and cloves.

“Kem-cho?” I heard multiple times on the street, hustlers and shop owners trying to make a buck off this Mizungo. Sometimes I’d open my mouth, revealing my American origin, and the “Kem-cho” would be replaced by a question about what state I was from. My Korean friend had it worse. They tried a line from every Asian language EXCEPT Korean on her. She just about hugged the first guy that actually started with a Korean greeting.

Almost all the brown folks here were Gujus and many were Ismaili. In fact, whole areas of Stone Town reminded me of places in India I’d been. The only thing different was the skin color of many of the residents. My mother’s family took many trips back and forth between Uganda and Ahmedabad. In my mind I had always imagined a shocking contrast but I was beginning to realize that the similarities far outweighed the differences. If I walked through the fish market blindfolded then I might not be able to tell the difference between the Indian diaspora and the native Africans. This, after all, is the greatest reward of any trip: the realization that you may be able to assimilate in to yet another part of the world if you had to. Obviously, I was the lastest in a long line of people that had come to understand the same thing and stayed to make a life here in Zanzibar.

I wonder who lives here. Oh, wait, I see.

There is an Indian restaurant on every corner

Out of Africa

I kind of wish my mom was here. My dad gave her the phone because the front desk of my hotel couldn’t understand that he was trying to reach a guest staying there. “You mom spoke to her in Swahili.” Why did that make me so proud? She gave me a little book that had basic phrases in it before I left so I could get by. I used it some but I preferred instead to marvel at just how many words the natives had borrowed from the Indian coolies brought here decades ago.

My last night I waked down the narrow avenues of Stone Town alone. It was dark and three quarters of the shops (the Muslim ones) were closed because it was 7:00 p.m. and the owners were headed to the Mosques. I was making my way to the outdoor food stalls where the action was at. My friend and I had eaten here last night after our SCUBA diving adventure was behind us and we were willing to let down our guard. He had to get up in the middle of the night to puke his guts out but I enjoyed the lemony Red Snapper, Indian-style potatoes, and coconut nan, so I was headed back for more. God it was crowded in the alley. Mizungos everywhere but now that I was alone people thought I was native. A satisfied smile spread across my space. I duplicated the order from last night but added a fried banana dish to it. I sat down and stuffed my face with my hands, daring my guts to revolt against this goodness.

It was my last night in Africa but it will not be my last night in Africa. Next time I would like to go with my mom.

abhi on July 19, 2008 06:31 PM in Musings, Photos, Travel · T·r·a·c·k·b·a·c·k address · Direct link · Email post



83 comments

 1 · razib on July 19, 2008 08:12 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

really value-added post.


 2 · Jackie on July 19, 2008 09:26 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Nairobi and Mombasa in Kenya are like this too.


 3 · Harbeer on July 19, 2008 09:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Evil monkey, eh, Abhi. Uh huh, I believe you.

But seriously, nice post about what sounds like a great trip. You should have taught Dizmus this nursery rhyme.


 4 · Maitri on July 19, 2008 11:30 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sounds like a great physical and cultural hike, Abhi. Your reaching the top reminded me of how my body felt detached from mind when I made it halfway up El Capitan in Texas. The end of the trail didn't even have a damned outcrop to write home about (and I hate carbonates to begin with), but the view from up there was splendid. Of course, you were looking at a glacier on the top of Kilimanjaro, while I climbed 2000 feet up some piddly hill, yet the exertion-attainment-detachment experience resonates here.

Tell me about the preponderance of mediocre lung capacity in desis (I'm no athletic prize, either, mind you). My dad and I have decided to leave Mom and Bro at home before heading out on nature hikes any more, as those two complain on a 5% grade, are dehydrated after 10 minutes and proceed to overheat and do the "Bataan Death March" back to the car before they die in the wilderness and are eaten by wolves. It's funny and embarrassing at once.

Did you tip the monkey for having a picture taken with him? No? No wonder he pelted you with a rock.

Your time in Africa and this post make me want to travel in India and Kuwait with my parents. Yes, it's important to do it with them.


 5 · Ravi the Lurker on July 20, 2008 12:26 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi,
You always write so well. Thanks for sharing this.


 6 · Kaka on July 20, 2008 12:56 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The section titled "Indian Point" is truly memorable.

I hope you travel more and write more. Especially in the countries of the Indian Ocean Rim: where desis, africans, arabs, persians and malays have lived, and interacted with each other, for millenia.


 7 · Prasad on July 20, 2008 06:08 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

"Indian Point" bit is truly a gem. Makes me wonder how I'd fare on Mt.K! :)


 8 · priya on July 20, 2008 07:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

i wouldn't mind some jewelry and some spending money. a gucci bag or two would suffice as well ;)


 9 · Sheena_Brown on July 20, 2008 08:27 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

gorgeous story-telling. thanks for sharing, abhi.


 10 · mustirao on July 20, 2008 08:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I have been wanting to climb Mt. Fuji which is not as tall as Mt. K for sure. Seeing the pictures and knowing that an Indian from the western land made it to the top gives me inspiration that I too will tell the tale some day soon. Thanks for sharing!


 11 · Abhi on July 20, 2008 08:54 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Evil monkey, eh, Abhi. Uh huh, I believe you.

Dude, I was thinking the same thing. :)

I hope you travel more and write more.

Me too!


i wouldn't mind some jewelry and some spending money.

Maybe that gem dealer was on to something


I have been wanting to climb Mt. Fuji which is not as tall as Mt. K for sure.

I made that climb in 2004. Despite the fact that it is difficult it can be done in one night with no camping required so its definitely do-able.


 12 · campmuir on July 20, 2008 10:51 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

great post! the part about Indian point has me wondering-is there some genetic connection for south Asians regarding the red blood cell oxygen capacity? Ialways have the worst time out of all my western companions when climbing or boarding above 11k. I know it's not conditioning because we are on par with one another at lower altitudes.


 13 · Kush Tandon on July 20, 2008 11:16 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

some genetic connection for south Asians regarding the red blood cell oxygen capacity?

First, congratulations Abhi for Mt. Kilimanjoro trip. As I told you when we met in person, I almost myself did it but could not convince my brother. He had other ideas for our Africa trip. Over the years, I must have met at least dozens of geologists who have hiked Mt. Kilimanjoro when they are in Africa for field work. Americans have a fascination for this mountain, in part, due to Ernest Hemingway. Others have love of this stratovolcanic mountain too for many reasons. Like Mt. Fuji, it has thousands of people climb it each year. In Mt. Fuji, it is about 200,000 people/ year.

I would believe your guide that lot of Indian tourists from Africa and India perhaps do not condition themselves for high altitude intense hike lasting a week or so, before they go on this tour. When I researched, all travel agencies requested some prior conditioning.

However, before this thread devolves in into genetic "pseudo science" and self-proclaimed athletism, and one upism, as a group of people, there are no better climbers in the world than Sherpas from Nepal. If you read the history of Himalayas, and climibing, everyone including Edmud Hilary and other German/ Austrian climbers accord a special place to Sherpas, especially women sherpas (sherpinis) in the annals of mountain climbing. Often, just before the final ascent to Mt. Everest (which is more than 29,000 ft), women sherpas setup the final ascent camp for Everest (which is I think close to 28,000 ft or so). People often attribute that their blood is unique, but others that they live up there, and condition themselves in Himalayas since the day they are born.

Once again, congratulations on Africa trip, and being in nature for a while. I might do Mt. Kilimanjaro one of these days.


 14 · Amrita on July 20, 2008 11:18 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thanks for this, Abhi! I have no claim or former claim on Dar es Salaam, but my daughter took one of the whiskey routes up Mt. K last summer. She did take blood thinners first, and was pretty cheerful all the way up and all the way down: http://picasaweb.google.com/acdouglas/Tanzania2007?authkey=SEzB9qcmE4o


 15 · mfunnierthanyou on July 20, 2008 01:42 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi, that was beautiful. Thank you.


 16 · IslandGirl on July 20, 2008 03:00 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Sounds amazing, thanks for sharing.


 17 · kenyandesi on July 20, 2008 05:19 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

*grin*


 18 · melbourne desi on July 20, 2008 06:01 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Very well written. Transported me to Uganda. Good stuff especially for someone who has never been there - no desire to do so either :)


 19 · Abhi on July 20, 2008 06:47 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Very well written. Transported me to Uganda. Good stuff especially for someone who has never been there - no desire to do so either :)

Well this whole adventure took place in Tanzania so maybe you'll still go there ;)


 20 · hihola on July 20, 2008 09:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

abhi i got to go to tanzania with my mom and see her birthplace a few years ago. it was wonderful=) thanks for bringing up good memories.


 21 · melbourne desi on July 20, 2008 09:31 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Well this whole adventure took place in Tanzania so maybe you'll still go there ;)
My african geography is pathetic. I assumed since your mother was born in Uganda - this took place in Uganda. Nope - highly unlikely to ever visit any part of Africa. But then again - life can be a Shane Warne.

 22 · Eurodesi on July 21, 2008 03:35 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Why on God's green earth would you choose to describe Swahili as a pidgin when it is not anything of the kind? Are you deliberately trying to be disparaging towards African culture, just to get in touch with your desis-in-Africa heritage? Or is there some other reason?


 23 · priya on July 21, 2008 04:56 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

i went to kenya and tanzania when i was twelve with my parents and my brother. we don't have any family roots there but my dad wanted to go on safari. we saw lots of elephants, zebras, ostriches and giraffes. while driving around we stumbled across a family of lions that had just devoured clean a wilderbeast and they were lounging around in a lazy stupor. the smell of the carcass was so horrible. we also saw a couple of cheetahs scarpering around in the bush which is quite rare. east africa feels familiar to me cos many of my desi friends have parents who grew up there. i don't think abhi meant anything disparaging by describing swahili as pidgin. it has borrowed so many words from hindi, gujarati and arabic. anyway, why start a fight for no reason.


 24 · brownfob on July 21, 2008 06:34 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

It is an American tendency. They tend to be disparaging without having to make any special effort for it.


 25 · iABD on July 21, 2008 06:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

yeah, unlike you, brownfob


 26 · Yo Dad on July 21, 2008 08:05 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi: Nice narration of the trip. Them "Injuns" are everywhere, aren't they? In Gujarati there is a popular phrase: "Jyan Jyan vase Ek Gujarati, Tyan Tyan vase Sadaa kar Gujarat". Loosely translated, where ever there stays one Gujarati, there lives Gujarat for ever. Now get back to work.


 27 · rudie_c on July 21, 2008 09:14 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What an excellent and nutritious post. Loved the bit when you reached the top, reads like time stood still. Was the fried banana dish nice?


 28 · amaun on July 21, 2008 09:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thanks for an excellent post. Another point in the world added to my list. Makes me want to hike beyond 'Indian Point'.


 29 · tazeen on July 21, 2008 09:43 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thank you for the post. I'm putting Africa down on my list as one of the places I need to visit before I die. =)


 30 · Camille on July 21, 2008 11:23 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Why on God's green earth would you choose to describe Swahili as a pidgin when it is not anything of the kind? Are you deliberately trying to be disparaging towards African culture, just to get in touch with your desis-in-Africa heritage? Or is there some other reason?
Swahili is a lingua franca and is, in the linguistic sense, a pidgin of Arabic, indigenous Bantu languages, a small amount of English, and desi languages (mostly Hindi and Gujarati). From dictionary.com:
"an auxiliary language that has come into existence through the attempts by the speakers of two different languages to communicate and that is primarily a simplified form of one of the languages, with a reduced vocabulary and grammatical structure and considerable variation in pronunciation. "
This description of a pidgin is 100% accurate for describing the structure, vocabulary, etc., of Swahili. So calm the eff down before jumping down Abhi's back. It is your decision to interpret his comment as disparaging, as opposed to historical.

 31 · Camille on July 21, 2008 11:25 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Also, Abhi, your post was fantastic. Thanks for sharing your Tanzania-trip with us!


 32 · hema on July 21, 2008 02:07 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)


awesome post abhi!
Mt.Killi is on my list

about the guide's comment on Indians, I had a similar experience on the 42km hike upto 13,800ft in the Andes mountains. Initially the comment was similar. Then after seeing the gear that we had on us, one guide said to the other that these girls will definitely make it as they are not indians from india, they are from america.

I think the difference between the 2 groups of indians is in conditioning/training before going on high altitude hikes.


 33 · khoofia on July 21, 2008 02:45 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Then after seeing the gear that we had on us, one guide said to the other that these girls will definitely make it as they are not indians from india, they are from america.

Show off but it's all about the yoga I tell ye. :-)

we love ye hema and all. dont be mad.


 34 · Yo Dad on July 21, 2008 03:03 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi, Maitri and Hema: Before you guys tell your tall tales have you read about these two Gujarati Girls Prarthana and Priya? It sure would humble the toughest "Sherpini" out there.
click on this link:
http://indiatoday.digitaltoday.in/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&issueid=60&id=11404&Itemid=§ionid=20&completeview=1

If it does not work, just go to current "India Today" and look for "Simply Gujarati" supplement


 35 · pan brown is not good on July 21, 2008 03:18 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I have been wanting to climb Mt. Fuji which is not as tall as Mt. K for sure

I did this last summer. Started from the base around 10 pm in the night, and hiked all night to reach the summit just before sunset. It is a truly awesome experience. But the descent absolutely sucks since the path is pretty much eroded volcanic dust, so it is completely bereft of any greenery to shelter you from the sun, and is quite hard on your calves since you are straining to keep from sliding down.

Oh, and I am a desi from desh who did make it all the way up.

The guides call it ‘Indian Point.’

South Asian, please.


 36 · Amitabh on July 21, 2008 03:26 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
A pidgin is a simplified language that develops as a means of communication between two or more groups that do not have a language in common, in situations such as trade. Pidgins are not the native language of any speech community, but are instead learned as second languages.[1][2] Pidgins usually have low prestige with respect to other languages.[3]

Not all simplified or "broken" forms of language are pidgins. Pidgins have their own norms of usage which must be learned to speak the pidgin well.[4]

Camille, I don't think Swahili is truly a 'pidgin'. Pidgins are simple forms of communication that spring up between two or more linguistic communities in order to communicate, but do not form anyone's mothertongue. Pidgins are not true languages. When a pidgin BECOMES a community's mothertongue, it develops additional grammatical features necessary to become true languages, and are then called 'creoles'.

From what I know about Swahili, it is neither a pidgin nor a creole... it is a bantu language overlaid with a lot of borrowings from other languages as you mentioned. The basic grammer, syntax, morphology, etc. are still structurally Bantu.


 37 · Color conscious on July 21, 2008 03:34 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

22 · Eurodesi said

Why on God's green earth would you choose to describe Swahili as a pidgin when it is not anything of the kind? Are you deliberately trying to be disparaging towards African culture, just to get in touch with your desis-in-Africa heritage?

Why do you have to describe the earth as green (or God's) when it is nothing of the kind? Are you trying to be deliberately disparaging towards blue water, which constitutes 70% of earth?


 38 · Yogi on July 21, 2008 05:42 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Regarding Indian Point and subsequent comments about how Indians who live in the US/west are physically more able
than the wimpy Indians from India
I have personally known people who have hiked in the Himalayas and scaled amongst the highest peaks in the world
and who have belonged to hiking and mountaineering clubs and would go for climbs/hikes in the Sahyadris every weekend
when I lived in India. I have also seen many locals scale the mountains without any fancy gear and shoes even.
So next time don't generalize about the entire sub-continent/country based on the cross-section of the couch potatoes you happen to
know personally.


 39 · Kaka on July 21, 2008 06:18 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

38 · Yogi said

Regarding Indian Point and subsequent comments about how Indians who live in the US/west are physically more able
than the wimpy Indians from India
I have personally known people who have hiked in the Himalayas and scaled amongst the highest peaks in the world.........So next time don't generalize about the entire sub-continent/country based on the cross-section of the couch potatoes you happen to
know personally.

Nobody is talking about gurkhas etc here buddy, so dont get your langoti in a twist. It is the experience of the african guides that the indians from India and Africa who try to climb Mt Kilimanjaro, are not in good enough shape to accomplish the feat. What is your problem with that? There is no denying that indians on average are the least physically fit race on the planet.

What next? You going to get all pissed off and defensive if someone points out that despite sending huge numbers of athletes to the Olympic Games India hasn't won a single gold medal in a long time?


 40 · priya on July 21, 2008 06:24 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

@34. yo dad, i saw the article on prarthana and prachi. it was interesting. those girls kick ass.


 41 · malaika on July 21, 2008 06:28 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

for 39. kaka

we do well in shooting competitions


 42 · flush_kaka on July 21, 2008 07:12 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Nobody is talking about gurkhas etc here buddy, so dont get your langoti in a twist. It is the experience of the african guides that the indians from India and Africa who try to climb Mt Kilimanjaro, are not in good enough shape to accomplish the feat. What is your problem with that? There is no denying that indians on average are the least physically fit race on the planet.

Kaka: What's your end goal? Creating a Sino-Nubian master race (e.g. Wutang Clan)? Becoming catamite/bard to the 5%ers? You are a one trick pony


 43 · Color conscious on July 21, 2008 08:36 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
There is no denying that indians on average are the least physically fit race on the planet.

Dear Kaka/Vyasa/Prema/Dev/Deva/Pele (why not pick the name of that great Chinese footballer? What was his name? Oh, there wasn't one! Oops!), is that true of even the vast number of low castes that abound in India? I eagerly await your answer.

Love,
Indian


 44 · shireen on July 21, 2008 08:55 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi, Thank you for this poetic post - felt like I was walking in your footsteps


 45 · Eurodesi on July 22, 2008 02:12 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

This description of a pidgin is 100% accurate for describing the structure, vocabulary, etc., of Swahili.

Don't absurd. Swahili is no more a pidgin than English is.


 46 · Kaka on July 22, 2008 02:15 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Oh, there wasn't one! Oops!), is that true of even the vast number of low castes that abound in India? I eagerly await your answer. Love, Indian

Wow, so much contempt for the vast number of low castes that abound in India coming from this "loving indian". Its amusing how so many of the most ardent and thin-skinned "nationalists" who cannot bear to hear any negative facts about India or indians also happen to despise the majority of indians! Pretty screwed up.

So what is your point? That Abhi lied about what the african guides told him?



 47 · Color conscious on July 22, 2008 02:42 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Its amusing how so many of the most ardent and thin-skinned "nationalists" who cannot bear to hear any negative facts about India or indians also happen to despise the majority of indians!

Dearest Kaka,

I have learnt from you that:
Fact 1: Indians on average are the least physically fit race on the planet.
Fact 2: This is a negative fact about India and Indians.
Fact 2: The majority of Indians are low castes.

I can only come to the conclusion that you have massive contempt for the low castes for their poor physical fitness.

Lots of love,
Indian


 48 · Color conscious on July 22, 2008 02:43 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

45 · Eurodesi said

Don't absurd. Swahili is no more a pidgin than English is.

Given your conception of English grammar, I see your point.


 49 · Eurodesi on July 22, 2008 03:11 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

I'm starting to get the correlation between racism and ignorance. Here, from wikipedia.

"The Bantu languages (technically Narrow Bantu languages) constitute a grouping belonging to the Niger-Congo family. This grouping is deep down in the genealogical tree of the Bantoid grouping, which in turn is deep down in the Niger-Congo tree. By one estimate, there are 513 languages in the Bantu grouping, 681 languages in Bantoid, and 1,514 in Niger-Congo.[1] Bantu languages are spoken largely east and south of the present day nation of Nigeria; i.e., in the regions commonly known as central Africa, east Africa, and southern Africa. Parts of this Bantu chunk of Africa also have languages from outside the Niger-Congo family (see map). ... The Bantu language with the largest number of speakers is Swahili (G 40), while the Bantu languages with the most native speakers are Shona and Zulu. Judging from the history of Swahili, some linguists believe that Bantu languages are on a continuum from purely tonal languages to languages with no tone at all."

And from the UCLA Language Materials Project:

"Swahili is a Bantu language of the Sabaki subgroup of Northeastern Coast Bantu languages. It is most immediately related to the Kenyan Bantu languages of Ilwana, Pokomo, and Mijikenda (Digo, Giryama, Duruma, etc.), which are spoken in the Kenya coastal hinterland, and to Comorian (Ngazija, Nzuani, Mwali, and Maore) of the Comoro Islands. Other members of the group include Chimwiini of Barawa, Somalia, and Mwani of the Kerimba Islands and northern coastal Mozambique. Bantu languages are spoken as a first language in sub Saharan Africa by nearly a third of the continent's total population. Many second language speakers of Swahili are native speakers of another Bantu language, or of a Nilotic or Cushitic language."


 50 · malaika on July 22, 2008 06:40 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

not sure if this is a pertinent comment but i'm sure that some of us will have noticed how incredibly muscle bound and fit all those labourers are in india who do physical work including the women.


 51 · Yogi on July 22, 2008 09:20 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
Nobody is talking about gurkhas etc here buddy, so dont get your langoti in a twist.
I am not talking about gurkhas either, nor am I your buddy, your gratuitous insults are extremely off-putting.

It is the experience of the african guides that the indians from India and Africa who try to climb Mt Kilimanjaro, are not in good enough shape to accomplish the feat. What is your problem with that?

I have no problem with his characterization, yes many if not most middle-class Indians (in India and the diaspora) are not in best physical shape.
That's the cross section of Indians the guide has come across since they are the ones who can afford trips to Kilimanjaro in the first place.
What I objected to what was implied by Abhi and several other posters how Indians from the west are more capable of performing physically challenging activities such as climbing mountains than Indians who live in India. It is the blanket generalization that I disagreed with.
One of my professors (physics) at the Bombay University was an expert climber and had taken a couple of years off to be mountain guide in the Himalayas and no he was not a gurkha, I was a member of trekking club and we explored the Sahyadri mountains on the weekends, most of the
folks usually had typical white collar jobs or were students. During these trips I have seen locals who lived in the villages at the base of these mountains, scale them without any specialized equipment or shoes even, they did it as a matter of course to go to another village on the other side or whatever, it was a part of their daily routine.
Yes India and Indians have a lot of problems but this attitude "oh those poor natives are not as emancipated as we are" and
generalizing about the entire country based on the Indian "uncles and aunties" in your parents circle is getting a little old.

There is no denying that Indians on average are the least physically fit race on the planet.
Again a blanket characterization without any factual basis.

 52 · Yogi on July 22, 2008 09:29 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

BTW Abhi, great post loved reading your descriptions, felt like I was there.


 53 · kenyandesi on July 22, 2008 09:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Hi all,
1. Kiswahili (the language, Swahili are the people) is not pidgin, it is a fully fledged language (trust me, I have many "red marks" on my report card to prove it). Having said that, I highly doubt Abhi meant to be disparaging, and I have heard it described as pidgin in Kenya (Tanzanians may not agree), and I don't take offense to the artistic license Abhi used when writing up an incredibly beautiful post.

2. Remember that most people who traverse mountains are middle or upper class people who have the money and time for such pursuits...I'm pretty sure many of the worlds poor could climb several mountains (if proper diet and nutrition are not issues) because their work is physically taxing,and they are used to surviving harsh conditions (this is also eliminating the whole conditioning/acclimatizing to the cold/thin air thing). So, while my dad and his college friends used to routinely climb Kili and Mt. Kenya and do a number of other rough and tumble activities, I can safely say that 80% of the desi population in Kenya could not climb mountains. And really neither could my dad or his friends at this point either :) However, there are plenty of desi kids who take part in various activities like the presidential awards scheme (kinda like getting an eagle scout)...

3. Abhi I've been reading and re-reading the post and I love it more each time. You really should visit with your mom.


 54 · kal on July 22, 2008 10:28 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Beautiful post and great pics. One day, I will go there and my pics are going to kick your pics ass! :-)


 55 · Trivial on July 22, 2008 10:55 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Kaka @39

There is no denying that indians on average are the least physically fit race on the planet.

This is probably Razib's area, but "indians" is not a race. Since you like to think of Indians as "not in good enough shape", having many negative facts associated with them & their country, & being mainly of low caste, it may please you to know that they weren't significant enough to make it as a separate race... on this planet.


 56 · sTUFF on July 22, 2008 12:04 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

http://www.geocities.com/bharatvarsha1947/Feb_2003/specialforces.htm

Hard work pays,'' quipped Captain Krishnadas after his team secured the first position at the 'Exercise Airborne Africa - 2002' at Botswana, beating 28 teams from 12 countries. In the simulated real-war situation at Botswana, the Indian team emerged 'overall winners' at the June 8-11 'Endurance, Navigation and Evacuation' event in which participants from Botswana, France, Malawi, Malaysia, Senegal, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, UK, USA and Zimbabwe took part. The Indian team also won most of the 'individual medals'. Four others — Ghana, Lisotho, Namibia and Zambia — participated as 'Observers'.

There is a fair amount chest thumping here (Ranade's team finished 15th while Capt. Krishnadas' team won):

On what the team learnt from the 'participation', Major Ranade said: ''It was an eye-opener for us. The 'Westerners' whom we perceived as 'real toughies', in spite of being physically and equipment-wise pretty superior, proved 'lacking in mettle' when it came to 'mental challenge' in real-life conditions.'' “Our spirit of sacrifice, mental toughness and experience paid off,'' he added. The event organised to test the 'physical fitness, mental robustness and the will to endure under adverse conditions' was mainly to foster goodwill and improve relations between the airborne units of the participating nations.
Headlines


 57 · Maitri on July 22, 2008 03:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Anecdotes like Prarthana and Priya, while commendable, do not make a trend.

Has anyone heard of this study?

"We found that Caucasians had higher fat free masses, higher inspiratory and expiratory muscle pressures and wider chests than the other races. The Caucasians and Chinese had longer chests than the Indians. There was no difference in alveolar distensibility or in the diffusion coefficient between the groups. These findings suggest that Caucasians have larger lung volumes than Chinese and Indians because they have increased numbers of alveoli and physically larger chest cavities, and not because of greater alveolar distensibility. Chest dimensions, together with height and race explained 90% of the variation in forced vital capacity and 86% of the variation in total lung capacity."


 58 · my_dog_jagat on July 22, 2008 05:39 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
I hope you travel more and write more. Especially in the countries of the Indian Ocean Rim: where desis, africans, arabs, persians and malays have lived, and interacted with each other, for millenia.

If there is a sepia organized trip to some place like Yemen, I'll sign up.


 59 · Camille on July 22, 2008 07:11 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Amitabh, maybe my perspective is too skewed, but Swahili is NOT the "mother tongue" language for many of the people who speak it (the exception being the coast (waswahili), and with many caveats, much of the population of Tanzania thanks to Nyerere's language policy initiatives). I think your point about the language morphing into a creole is valid. We can argue up and down on whether or not it is strictly Bantu or strictly Arabic; I would say that it is very much an amalgamation and (simplified) blending of linguistic principles from both languages (although it certainly fits more neatly into the Bantu family). For examples, the cases derive from Arabic (but there are far fewer than in the Arabic language), and the syntax derives from Bantu languages (but again, is relatively simplified compared to any Bantu language on its own). The point is not that Swahili is an inferior language, but rather that it blends, modifies and simplifies two root languages to create a third.

In the context of the language's history, I don't think it's accurate to say Swahili did NOT develop as a pidgin; that said, it is a highly complex language with its own literature and tradition. My point was that I read Abhi's use of the term as contextually specific; I don't think it's correct or appropriate to then play off the term and label him racist/neo-imperalist/Occidentalist, etc.


 60 · Eurodesi on July 23, 2008 02:55 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

The point is not that Swahili is an inferior language, but rather that it blends, modifies and simplifies two root languages to create a third. In the context of the language's history, I don't think it's accurate to say Swahili did NOT develop as a pidgin; that said, it is a highly complex language with its own literature and tradition. My point was that I read Abhi's use of the term as contextually specific; I don't think it's correct or appropriate to then play off the term and label him racist/neo-imperalist/Occidentalist, etc.

No matter how much one language borrows from another (ex. extensive English borrowings from Norman French) that does not change the identification of the language. Linguists recognize what you call "blending" in only two cases, 1. creoles and 2. pidgins. Swahili is self-evidently neither. Everything you have written on the subject in this thread is linguistic illiteracy, and pompous at that. Of course, my use of the terms "illiteracy" and "pompous" shoud be read as contextually specific, and in no way an attempt to disparage people who come from an illiterate and pompous background.


 61 · linguistic pedantry in the hizouse!! on July 23, 2008 06:04 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

It's not true that Swahili developed as a pidgin, it always had a community of native speakers. However, the language's growth in prominence due to commerce with arab traders resulted in a situation where more speakers acquired the language as second language than as a first, and this did result in a streamlining of the language.

This streamlining process has parallels to the simplification involved in pidgins and carried over into emergent creoles, only on a much smaller scale. The linguist John McWhorter, a specialist in creoles and pigdins refers to this process as a "hint of a pigdinization," so while referring to Swahili originating pidgin is in inaccurate, it's not a mistake borne totally of ignorance, there is an underlying similarity invovled.

For a nice summary on Swahili's streamlining, see McWhorter's pop linguistics book "The Power of Babel," pg. 167 (very easy to do at Amazon with the "search inside feature"). The book itself has an excellent chapter that introduces and discusses the linguistics of creoles and pidigns.


 62 · Amitabh on July 23, 2008 11:03 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
It's not true that Swahili developed as a pidgin, it always had a community of native speakers. However, the language's growth in prominence due to commerce with arab traders resulted in a situation where more speakers acquired the language as second language than as a first, and this did result in a streamlining of the language.

But did that stream-lining affect the way native-speakers spoke the language? For example Hindi is spoken by diverse communities in India as a second language...for example in general many Punjabis and Gujaratis can speak it reasonably well...but then you have the people in the Hindi Belt who speak it as a native language and it's a different thing altogether...spoken with much more finesse and fluency. Is that the case with Swahili, that you have various groups speaking it in a simplified way or at least a rough around the edges way as a second language, while the native community of Swahili speakers speaks it with finesse and style?

Urdu is a great example (Al Muhajir can chime in on this I know it's a pet peeve of his) in that urban educated Pakistani Punjabis have virtually adopted it as their native language BUT TO THIS DAY can not speak it with quite the same finesse and style as the native Urdu-speaking community does.


 63 · Pagal_Aadmi_for_debauchery on July 23, 2008 11:53 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Urdu is a great example (Al Muhajir can chime in on this I know it's a pet peeve of his) in that urban educated Pakistani Punjabis have virtually adopted it as their native language BUT TO THIS DAY can not speak it with quite the same finesse and style as the native Urdu-speaking community does.

Did you miss my reincarnation as Pagal_Aadmi? :)

You are of course correct about the lack of finesse and style of the Urdu speakers from Lahore and other parts of Pakistani Punjab. I think the Punjabi accent is probably hard to get rid of and they are probably not trying anyway. The other day I was speaking to a client (born and raised in Lahore and immigrated to the US in his late teens) and he almost fooled me for a couple of minutes untill he said 'Iddhar-Uddhar' and I went aha! I think in his case he has spent a lot of time in the US so that might have something to do with it.


 64 · Amitabh on July 23, 2008 12:20 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
he almost fooled me for a couple of minutes untill he said 'Iddhar-Uddhar' and I went aha!

I thought iddhar-uddhar was bona fide Hindi-Urdu? At least in Hindi I know people say that a lot (along with yahan-wahan of course).


 65 · Johnny Valker on July 23, 2008 12:58 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

62 · Amitabh said

or example in general many Punjabis and Gujaratis can speak it reasonably well...but then you have the people in the Hindi Belt who speak it as a native language and it's a different thing altogether

don't forget Bambaiya Hindi. most Northies that i know (jokingly?) say Bambaiya Hindi is not real Hindi, although my Amrikan/Gujarati accent may be a factor in making them cringe.


 66 · RC on July 23, 2008 02:06 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Bombaiya Hindi has a huge influence of Marathi on it. You never here "Kya re?" in the North. It is a literal translation of marathi phrase "Kai re?" There are tons of examples there which are literal translation of Marathi into Hindi, that constitutes Bombaiya Hindi.


 67 · linguistic pedantry in the hizouse!! on July 23, 2008 07:48 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

But did that stream-lining affect the way native-speakers spoke the language?

Well, eventually it did because those who acquired the streamlined version outnumbered the the native speakers and this dynamic lead to the native version being subsumed into streamlined version.


but then you have the people in the Hindi Belt who speak it as a native language and it's a different thing altogether...spoken with much more finesse and fluency

Well, what exactly do you mean by "finesse and fluency?" This sort streamlining I am talking about refers more to simplifications in grammar, omitting gender inflection, reducing the number of pronouns, etc., not really the much more general aspects of language change like accents and differences in vocabulary. With Swahili there was the elimination of tone in distinguishing words, and there was a reduction of irregular verbs.


Is that the case with Swahili, that you have various groups speaking it in a simplified way or at least a rough around the edges way as a second language, while the native commthe unity of Swahili speakers speaks it with finesse and style?

No, this streamlining process began toward the early half of the last millenium and has already run it's course. The streamlined Swahili is the Swahili that remains today. Swahili is widely used as a lingua franca today in parts of East Africa, so you probably do still have a situation today where there are more speakers who have acquired it as a second language than as a first, but the effects of the streamlining I am talking about occurred well, well before the present situation.

With the comparison to Hindi, you have to precise to keep the language dynamics straight. The simplifying that occured with Swahili occurred because people were learning the second language as adults and therefore not getting the benefit of the automatic and complete acquisition that children naturally go through. Is that's what going on with the Hindi speakers?

I'm guessing what you mean by finesse and style are more probably issues of pronunciation and vocabulary, in which case it's more of a social judgment than a reflection on the complexity of the language. For example, the pronunciation of typical rural English in the US might at first sound like a simplified version of the original, but really the situation is that alongside the reductions of sounds of the standard dialect there is greater enunciation of sounds reduced in the standard. You get people saying things that sound like "doin?" instead "doing?" but then you also get "po-lice" with first vowel fully enunciated. The variation involved the pronounciation/phonology of different dialect isn't like the unidirectional effect that you get with this sort mall-scale pidginization that Swahili went through.


 68 · Kaka on July 24, 2008 03:39 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

What the thin-skinned fake nationalists pathologically refuse to understand is that exceptions do not disprove the rule. For example, a single silver medal in the last Olympic Games does not disprove the fact that South Asia is by far the worst performer in the Olympics. A few non-gurkha desis climbing Mt Everest does not disprove the observation that desis from India and Africa are generally unable to climb to the top of of the much shorter Mt Kilimanjaro. Etc, etc.

Burying your head in the sand serves what purpose other than make you all look foolish and delusional? Do you think the rest of the world is so dumb and blind that they will disregard their objective statistical observations of India and indians just because you can provide a few examples that go against the trend?


 69 · Camille on July 24, 2008 10:10 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Thanks, linguistic pedantry, that was helpful and interesting.


 70 · not James Watson on July 24, 2008 11:47 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

68 · Kaka said

Burying your head in the sand serves what purpose other than make you all look foolish and delusional? Do you think the rest of the world is so dumb and blind that they will disregard their objective statistical observations of India and indians just because you can provide a few examples that go against the trend?

Kaka: let's talk stats here. Just because India doesn't have top level athletic performers (the tail end of the bell curve) does not mean that the population mean is below the world average. Indians are usually not owners of transportation, many perform chores taken care of by machines here manually (eg domestic workers, construction laborers). It may be that affluent Indians (more likely to travel abroad; the right tail of the curve economically) aren't in good physical shape; but this fact combined with the lack of tier 1 athlete cannot be sufficient to conclude that Indians/South have poor than average endurance.
Is the fact that there are relatively few African Nobel Prize winners enough to conclude that Africans, on average, are a stupider race? Is the fact that you're a huge prick imply anything about the average size of males in your race?


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 71 · xnomad on July 24, 2008 04:50 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Yo Abhi. Excellent summary, but you forgot about the warthog incident at Ngorongoro Crater.


 72 · Kaka on July 24, 2008 08:12 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
It may be that affluent Indians (more likely to travel abroad; the right tail of the curve economically) aren't in good physical shape; but this fact combined with the lack of tier 1 athlete cannot be sufficient to conclude that Indians/South have poor than average endurance.

Firstly, India is the world leader in hunger and malnutrition: do you really think that the masses of poor indians, who bear the brunt of India's sorry record in feeding its children, have physical endurance comparable to the other better nourished races/ethnicities? Secondly, the middle and upper classes of other nations are far more physically fit than their indian counterparts. Why do you think that is?


Is the fact that there are relatively few African Nobel Prize winners enough to conclude that Africans, on average, are a stupider race?

Actually, people of african ancestry (from Africa, Carribean, the Americas) have won at least twice as many Nobel Prizes as people of desi ancestry (from India, Pakistan, Caribbean, America), despite being fewer in number.

Is the fact that you're a huge prick imply anything about the average size of males in your race?

Actually this is exactly the idiotic argument your thin-skinned, irrational and delusional ilk keeps using: pointing out exceptions to the rule as if that changes the rule!

India keeps sending large contingents of its very best athletes to the Olympics, yet every other region on earth leaves India's best in the dust. Whats your excuse for this sorry performance? And its not like India does very much better in the mental olympiads. Here are the results of the latest Math Olympiad:

http://www.imo-2008.com/results.html

India won just two bronze medals out of over 250 medals awarded and its best contestant came in at #186. China as usual dominated the competition, and among the Gold Medal winners were contestants from Iran, Turkey, Vietnam, Indonesia, Thailand, Kazakhstan, North Korea.....


 73 · SM Intern on July 24, 2008 08:28 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Can we please stop with the pointless side discussions? This post is about South Asian influences in East Africa.


 74 · RahulD on July 24, 2008 08:35 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Abhi

This was a great post. Thank you


 75 · not James Watson on July 24, 2008 08:38 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

72 · Kaka said

Actually, people of african ancestry (from Africa, Carribean, the Americas) have won at least twice as many Nobel Prizes as people of desi ancestry (from India, Pakistan, Caribbean, America), despite being fewer in number.

exactly what i'm saying: you can't use tail ends to compute precise averages; you need all values. also, i'm not sure how you crowned indians/south asians with the least physically fit title. the methodology remains unclear.

and yes, indian athletes could do with improvement; so could our academic ability; and so could our record with malnutrition. beyond these truisms and standard criticisms of india can you say something more illuminating? why don't you develop a code, type 1 when you want to diss corruption, 2 when you want to talk about overpopulation, 3 for caste, and so forth. Your views are well-known here, and no novel data is being expressed at this point.


 76 · RahulD on July 24, 2008 08:48 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Marcus Samuelsson, had a cookbook on African food, and it integrates a lot of Indian spices into African food - it is also a wonderful reminder of all the cultural exchange through the ages that has happened. I love African food and the lingering Indian flavors in it, I'd reccomend it to anyone who want to infuse newer flavors to their Indian food to pick the book up.

http://www.amazon.com/Soul-New-Cuisine-Discovery-Flavors/dp/0764569112


 77 · khoofia on July 24, 2008 11:15 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)
This post is about South Asian influences in East Africa.
sort of randomly on topic. this guy deol will be repping canada in the oly. he was born in lusaka and his pops repped kenya in three olys. if you delete this post, the wrath of all desiettes will descend on ye. lord guruvayurappa knows they dont get any dates and they hang around blogs waiting for desi eye candy. so this is in the pubic interest.

 78 · my_dog_jagat on July 25, 2008 07:46 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

not Watson at 75:

indian athletes could do with improvement; so could our academic ability;

Huh??? and huh again. The only people I want to work with these days (a recent development after a lifetime spent in kakaesque self-loathing) are Indians. They're simply the best. I work with applied math (which might explain the bias) but I've done lots of other things.
Can see why you're not James Watson.


 79 · not James Watson on July 25, 2008 09:43 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

my_dog_jagat, kaka @ 72 mentions a junior math olympiad where indian students are not performing upto par. i commented in context of that observation. i've no doubt as to the academic ability of indians (never having suffered from kakaesque self-loathing or mao worshiping) -- but i don't think we have a hegemony (or any country for that matter) on academic brilliance. there are (obviously) many factors which lead to a nation performing poorly or well in competitions; most of these reasons are (probably) structural and institutional, rather than reflective of 'inherent' traits prevalent among particular nationalities.

if you trained physically supple indian girls to be olympian gymnasts from a young age, gave them the great nutrition etc etc, they'd probably be as successful as competitors from the erstwhile east bloc. i'm not endorsing this. one, i'm not a believer in regimenting kids to perform so that some idiots can experience national pride. two, when i see intellectual or physical achievement, i'm happy/inspired/jealous regardless of the nationality or phenotype of the people. three, my pride in being indian is entirely independant of how we're doing in cricket, olympics, mountaineering, or math olympiads. i love it because i was born and raised there; had i been belonged to another country, all of that love would be transferred to that geography. it's that simple.

SM intern, I apologize for the diversion.


 80 · a gift for kaka on July 26, 2008 02:14 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Kaka, here is an article by a Chinese-American about how he thinks Michael Chan is disadvantaged by 'inherent' physical traits. The author is somewhat self-loathing (like you) but at least the dude has a sense of humor (unlike you).

To great fanfare, he had his racket company, Prince, design a stick that was one inch longer than the industry standard. It improved his serving angle but also reminded everyone that Chinese guys had to compensate for genetic shortcomings besides our height. Where did Prince add that inch of length? To the shaft, naturally.

 81 · ananya on July 26, 2008 05:18 PM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

78. my_dog_jagat

good for you for sorting it all out


 82 · rar on July 28, 2008 07:53 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

in goa, while renting a kayak, the owner suggested wearing a life jacket. i asked if it was absolutely necessary and pointed to several europeans rowing away without them. the owner responded "indians no good swimmers like foreign peoples". he certainly couldn't be referring to the the remarkably fit locals and fisherfolk, but rather the bandy-legged potbellied urbanites on holiday..


 83 · PS on July 28, 2008 09:59 AM · Direct link · “Quote”(?)

Kaka, here is an article by a Chinese-American about how he thinks Michael Chan is disadvantaged by 'inherent' physical traits. The author is somewhat self-loathing (like you) but at least the dude has a sense of humor (unlike you).

There's so much been written on how much the Chinese government spends on Olympic training, even during a period when extensive famines were going through the country. I'm not sure how much the Indian govt spends on Olympic training but I'm sure it's minuscule compared to other countries. Comparing issues like this by nationality or descent is rather stupid b/c it compares w/o using context - a way that many racists or model minority proponents come up with their deductions to push stereotypes of people. As for me, if I'm supposed to make it even to Indian point or past it, I'll have to stop with my smoking but my sis who's always played sports and is in great shape I'm sure would be able to at least get past Indian point :)


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