Hey Bobby, this is how you answer questions on your Indian heritage.

It would be sadly ironic if the Desi dude got voted off the show on a Michael Jackson song, considering the desh fascination with MJ. Even more ironic since Anoop chose to sing, “Beat It.” After watching last night show, I think it will be too true.

[And now, the cursory South Asian American male objectification.] Isn’t he dreamy? ;-)

UPDATE: He didn’t get voted off. Surprise. Someone should’ve bet me.